Mormons Are Whack

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Originally Posted by Aesthetic

Bitch I have been making that joke about bags for a week now. Fuck oughta here, whack ass fagot. Im 17 and live with the folks; bet u were bullied in highschool and blamed every fight on a sucker punch.

Were in the same grade bro. But you sit with all the weird, estranged children at lunch. Pickin bugs out of each others hair. I relax with the pretty girls and jocks and do things that will matter years from now, like having sex and being attractive. Dressing well. Not being a spazz. Just overall achieving. Your sweater sleeve is encrusted with boogers and tears. You have a courtly love with the down syndrome girl. Your whole life consists of extinguishing rampant, unfulfilled little boners you get when you see me with bitches. then you run home and yell at your deaf and dumb grandma anytime she makes a subtle noise. disgusting. I could fuck your grandma. I.could fuck her and make her leave you, and then you'll be alone for real.