sometimes the truth can hurt you - Page 2

Certain · 02-15-2014, 07:14 PM

I call my dick "The Truth" because conspiracy theorists keep trying to find it.

Witty · 02-15-2014, 07:17 PM

I call my dick the truth because girls pretend they like it, but when it is given to them, most of the time they end up feeling sad and angry.

Witty · 02-15-2014, 07:19 PM

I call my dick the truth because it is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett

02-15-2014, 07:23 PM

The truth is, you're all white boys with small peckers.

Witty · 02-15-2014, 07:25 PM

That was really dumb.

Certain · 02-15-2014, 07:26 PM

I call my dick "The Truth" because it is.

Witty · 02-15-2014, 07:28 PM

I call my dick the truth because the lack of proper punctuation is probably driving Certain insane.

Fig · 02-15-2014, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nOx

The truth is, you're all white boys with small peckers.

You are not accepted here

PancakeBrah · 02-15-2014, 07:34 PM

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT IS AN EVERLASTING ETERNAL NEED

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IF DENIED IT MANIFESTS INTO OTHER FORMS

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT SETS YOU FREE TO GET FUCKED IN THE PUSSY

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S PAUL PIERCE

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S OFTEN UNDERWHELMING IN COMPARISON TO THE HYPERBOLE SURROUNDING IT

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S A THROBBING PIECE OF FLESH

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF COMMUNICABLE DISEASES

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE WHEN LEFT TO FESTER IT ONLY BECOMES STRONGER WITH A PUNGENT ODOR OF FEAR

I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF AIDS

Fig · 02-15-2014, 07:35 PM

I call my dick the truth out of frustration and then I beat it the fuck up like a gay midget

PancakeBrah · 02-15-2014, 07:37 PM

I

CALL

MY

DICK

THE

TRUTH

BECAUSE

IT'S

A

FORMIDABLE

DEFENSE

AGAINST

THE

LOGIC

OF

WOMEN

02-15-2014, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

You are not accepted here

Fuck you

PancakeBrah · 02-15-2014, 07:41 PM

I CALL MY PENIS THE TRUTH BECAUSE I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS TOPIC BECAUSE THREE OF MY BESTIES ARE IN HERE

PancakeBrah · 02-15-2014, 07:41 PM

I CALL MY DICK LE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FRENCH FOR TRUTH

Geno · 02-15-2014, 09:30 PM

joeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

Aesthetic · 02-15-2014, 09:45 PM

I call my dick the truth because nobody can handle it.

Diode · 02-15-2014, 09:47 PM

God Of War · 02-15-2014, 10:01 PM

the fuck did yall do to my thread rofl

Witty · 02-15-2014, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aesthetic

I call my dick the truth because nobody can handle it.

@Fig

02-15-2014, 07:17 PM	#22
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I call my dick the truth because girls pretend they like it, but when it is given to them, most of the time they end up feeling sad and angry. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-15-2014, 07:19 PM	#23
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I call my dick the truth because it is the twenty-fifth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-15-2014, 07:25 PM	#25
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	That was really dumb. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-15-2014, 07:28 PM	#27
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I call my dick the truth because the lack of proper punctuation is probably driving Certain insane. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-15-2014, 07:34 PM	#29
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT IS AN EVERLASTING ETERNAL NEED I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IF DENIED IT MANIFESTS INTO OTHER FORMS I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT SETS YOU FREE TO GET FUCKED IN THE PUSSY I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S PAUL PIERCE I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S OFTEN UNDERWHELMING IN COMPARISON TO THE HYPERBOLE SURROUNDING IT I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S A THROBBING PIECE OF FLESH I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF COMMUNICABLE DISEASES I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE WHEN LEFT TO FESTER IT ONLY BECOMES STRONGER WITH A PUNGENT ODOR OF FEAR I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF AIDS __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

02-15-2014, 07:14 PM	#21
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I call my dick "The Truth" because conspiracy theorists keep trying to find it.

02-15-2014, 07:23 PM	#24
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	The truth is, you're all white boys with small peckers.

02-15-2014, 07:26 PM	#26
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I call my dick "The Truth" because it is.

02-15-2014, 07:35 PM	#30
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02-15-2014, 07:37 PM	#31
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I CALL MY DICK THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT'S A FORMIDABLE DEFENSE AGAINST THE LOGIC OF WOMEN __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

02-15-2014, 07:41 PM	#33
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I CALL MY PENIS THE TRUTH BECAUSE I WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS TOPIC BECAUSE THREE OF MY BESTIES ARE IN HERE __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

02-15-2014, 09:30 PM	#35
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02-15-2014, 09:45 PM	#36
Aesthetic Pimp Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: N/W Posts: 1,068 Battle Record: 1-12 Rep Power: 0	I call my dick the truth because nobody can handle it.

02-15-2014, 10:01 PM	#38
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	the fuck did yall do to my thread rofl