sometimes the truth can hurt you
 

so I blow my cig smoke at the truth commercial





BUDDEN

Joey

kill yourselves

thanks

I call my dick the truth

Bitches know they can't handle it

Who can handle it?

I call my dick "The Truth" because Kevin Garnett helped put a ring on it.

Anyone that'll talk to me :/

I call my dick the truth because it's never surfaced in a Florida courtroom

I call my dick "The Truth" because it itches.

I call my dick the truth because it will set me free.

I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it.

I call my dick the truth but that doesn't mean I gotta put it in fuckin quotes? Who the fuck am I? The man with the hard truth.

I call my dick "The Truth" because it never lies.

Wtf witty

I call my dick the truth to avoid calling it the small

I knew you would do this.

I meant handle as in they can't deal with it, as in it's too much for them, AS IN THE SAME FUCKING WAY IT'S USED IN THE PHRASE 'YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH'.

stupid fucking fig.

Are you retarded brah?

I already used that joke

That is why wtf witty

I call my dick "The Truth" because I'm still trying to grasp it.

Oh, so you did.

Mine was better.

I call my dick the truth because it is a nice concept but not always suitable for real life situations.