Strikta - Page 2

Destroyer · 11-04-2015, 11:19 AM

has strik ever not showed????

8===D~~~~(}: · 11-04-2015, 11:35 AM

Strik is too busy eating customers leftover potato bits to show

Ghost1 · 11-04-2015, 04:16 PM

Wats a potatoe bit tho

Lol do they got different restaurants for people like u?

El Muffin · 11-04-2015, 05:15 PM

must of been those feed the children care packages, Bags

Ghost1 · 11-04-2015, 05:34 PM

Stfu muff

8===D~~~~(}: · 11-04-2015, 05:36 PM

Yea muff stop tryin to sip his cum in order to gain his approval pussy

Useless · 11-04-2015, 05:57 PM

Lol.

Potatoe bits

Ghost1 · 11-04-2015, 06:45 PM

Lol I was at the gym tho the other other day

Thinking about netcees

An I was thinking about all the awful things I say about zelph lip

Then I think like....Wat if I was hanging out with him irl an like a bunch of his friends.....they were girls...cuz he's tricked my mind by only posting pics of himself w girls....so this is how I imagined him in the matrix

Anyhow we were all at the beach in like this weird crowd an zelph said something that all the girls thought was wicked funny and clever so they giggled an zelph laughed a strange half lip laugh...it almost even echoed...

At this point I'm like...this is zelph...every1 on netcees knows he's a fucking lame....so in fitting fashion I saw something aggressively out of line about his disfigurement. Immediately the giggling stops an they all kindve stare at me like....has this person ever been around other people before? Then zelph look at me in perfect victim form like.....dang dude....why would u say that man? Chill. I can see the other girls turn an whisper to eachother with looks of disgust.

One of them looks at me an says...ur a fuckin scumbag. Then something like witty about how he may be physically retarded but I'm the real retard....an like snaps her finger an all the other girls are like...MHM BYE FELICIA

So I'm like imploding at this point like Omg wat has happened? They've turned on me...so ...quickly...so obviously I grab the one bitch who had the slick quip on me and I beat her to death with my hands and then I just start punching every chick in site that I can get to before a handful of men o the beach come and basically beat the shit out of me...

Then I was like....huh....if I ever hang out w zelph irl I hope it goes better then that. Sheesh.

Destroyer · 11-04-2015, 06:53 PM

I imagine some pieces of French fry make their way out of the lip hole, and these are the potato bits he is referring to

Ghost1 · 11-04-2015, 06:55 PM

Lmao at the logical explanation for potato bits lol

8===D~~~~(}: · 11-04-2015, 07:12 PM

In real life id have to respect destroyer for being my elder

I'd probably get along with bags but I'd prefer not to and instead I'd turn him into potato bits

Useless · 11-04-2015, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

an zelph laughed a strange half lip laugh...it almost even echoed...

Idk why but this got me loling irl

Cool story, bro

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-04-2015, 09:51 PM

potato clits

Neighbor · 11-04-2015, 10:00 PM

Strik too busy working on them waves to write for you @Muff

ill nik-A · 11-04-2015, 10:44 PM

Only mash potatoes work for lipitore

Allen Knight · 11-05-2015, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol I was at the gym tho the other other day

Thinking about netcees

An I was thinking about all the awful things I say about zelph lip

Then I think like....Wat if I was hanging out with him irl an like a bunch of his friends.....they were girls...cuz he's tricked my mind by only posting pics of himself w girls....so this is how I imagined him in the matrix

Anyhow we were all at the beach in like this weird crowd an zelph said something that all the girls thought was wicked funny and clever so they giggled an zelph laughed a strange half lip laugh...it almost even echoed...

At this point I'm like...this is zelph...every1 on netcees knows he's a fucking lame....so in fitting fashion I saw something aggressively out of line about his disfigurement. Immediately the giggling stops an they all kindve stare at me like....has this person ever been around other people before? Then zelph look at me in perfect victim form like.....dang dude....why would u say that man? Chill. I can see the other girls turn an whisper to eachother with looks of disgust.

One of them looks at me an says...ur a fuckin scumbag. Then something like witty about how he may be physically retarded but I'm the real retard....an like snaps her finger an all the other girls are like...MHM BYE FELICIA

So I'm like imploding at this point like Omg wat has happened? They've turned on me...so ...quickly...so obviously I grab the one bitch who had the slick quip on me and I beat her to death with my hands and then I just start punching every chick in site that I can get to before a handful of men o the beach come and basically beat the shit out of me...

Then I was like....huh....if I ever hang out w zelph irl I hope it goes better then that. Sheesh.

El Muffin · 11-05-2015, 12:26 AM

tagger can suck my dick from the back

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-05-2015, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

lmfao

Strikta · 11-05-2015, 05:43 PM

I woulda bodied u anyway.
@Neighbor gets it.

El Muffin · 11-05-2015, 05:47 PM

what? its still open lmao

drop bars ion wanna hear this I would coulda shit
foh

n what does Neighbor gets it mean

11-04-2015, 05:15 PM	#24
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	must of been those feed the children care packages, Bags __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

11-04-2015, 10:00 PM	#34
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	Strik too busy working on them waves to write for you @Muff __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

11-04-2015, 10:44 PM	#35
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	Only mash potatoes work for lipitore __________________ Grumpy old man.

11-05-2015, 12:26 AM	#37
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	tagger can suck my dick from the back __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

11-05-2015, 05:47 PM	#40
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	what? its still open lmao drop bars ion wanna hear this I would coulda shit foh n what does Neighbor gets it mean __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

11-04-2015, 11:35 AM	#22
8===D~~~~(}: Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,335 Battle Record: 0-1000 Champed - Mustache C-C-Combo Breaker - No Man Cleft Behind (x79) - Clefts & Rights II - Grand Cleft Larceny - Cleft 4 Dead V Rep Power: 0	Strik is too busy eating customers leftover potato bits to show

11-04-2015, 05:36 PM	#26
8===D~~~~(}: Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,335 Battle Record: 0-1000 Champed - Mustache C-C-Combo Breaker - No Man Cleft Behind (x79) - Clefts & Rights II - Grand Cleft Larceny - Cleft 4 Dead V Rep Power: 0	Yea muff stop tryin to sip his cum in order to gain his approval pussy

11-04-2015, 05:57 PM	#27
Useless 100% Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 1,803 Battle Record: 9-12 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 0	Lol. Potatoe bits

11-04-2015, 07:12 PM	#31
8===D~~~~(}: Banned Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 1,335 Battle Record: 0-1000 Champed - Mustache C-C-Combo Breaker - No Man Cleft Behind (x79) - Clefts & Rights II - Grand Cleft Larceny - Cleft 4 Dead V Rep Power: 0	In real life id have to respect destroyer for being my elder I'd probably get along with bags but I'd prefer not to and instead I'd turn him into potato bits

11-05-2015, 05:43 PM	#39
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	I woulda bodied u anyway. @Neighbor gets it.