Strikta

[Allen Knight]

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol I was at the gym tho the other other day

Thinking about netcees

An I was thinking about all the awful things I say about zelph lip

Then I think like....Wat if I was hanging out with him irl an like a bunch of his friends.....they were girls...cuz he's tricked my mind by only posting pics of himself w girls....so this is how I imagined him in the matrix

Anyhow we were all at the beach in like this weird crowd an zelph said something that all the girls thought was wicked funny and clever so they giggled an zelph laughed a strange half lip laugh...it almost even echoed...

At this point I'm like...this is zelph...every1 on netcees knows he's a fucking lame....so in fitting fashion I saw something aggressively out of line about his disfigurement. Immediately the giggling stops an they all kindve stare at me like....has this person ever been around other people before? Then zelph look at me in perfect victim form like.....dang dude....why would u say that man? Chill. I can see the other girls turn an whisper to eachother with looks of disgust.

One of them looks at me an says...ur a fuckin scumbag. Then something like witty about how he may be physically retarded but I'm the real retard....an like snaps her finger an all the other girls are like...MHM BYE FELICIA

So I'm like imploding at this point like Omg wat has happened? They've turned on me...so ...quickly...so obviously I grab the one bitch who had the slick quip on me and I beat her to death with my hands and then I just start punching every chick in site that I can get to before a handful of men o the beach come and basically beat the shit out of me...

Then I was like....huh....if I ever hang out w zelph irl I hope it goes better then that. Sheesh.