hello everyone.

[Ghost1]

So....I'm like ayo but. Hey. Look.

So this stupid bitch. She's got all these toys an shit cuz she's in a never ending unhappy relationship sp she thinks she's like the sex master because she has all these retarded gadgets to try and make sex tolerable for her boring tired sex life. So I'm like....yea idgaf about none of that just come over an get fucked like the whore u are....an don't talk too much. She's like oh but hey how bout I bring over a surprise for us!?!? I'm like....why don't u surprise me an not be such an annoying fucking slut for one day of ever. She's like ok I'll bring it! Great. So she comes over. It's this butt stabbed ring thing? Idk it's like a fishing lure shaped like an ice cream c9ne. So I'm fuckin her doggy style an I squeeze half this bottle of lube into her butt an smeared it around....I took the cap off the bottle....didn't know there was a top an a squeeze hole....regardless....my hands r slippery as fuck....I took multi tasking like shit right now. Screaming childish things at her while trying to keep steady w my stroke then ram this ring puncher I to her bhole. So at some point i decide I should take the ring part off my finger so I could stick this shit in deeper....for a while it's going fine....then...SCHLURKP....her stinky whore butt whole sucked the shit right out of my lube soaked fingers and just swallowed it up like a brown alien. I stop stroking an I'm like....oh my fuck....Wat do I do now? She's like why u stop? R u Nutting in me right now? I'm like bitch lol never. Stfu. So I just keep fuckin her an then finish an fall out on the bed....then she's like....where's the butt thingy? An it all comes rushing back to me an I bust out laughing...hard. she starts laughin too...cuz she thinks that we r friends....then I'm like...oh....it's in ur butt. She laughs again an is like...no really....N I'm like...yea...uh.....it's swallowed it right out my hand....it's forgot to tell u. LMAO. She gets pissed off...itstm like u brought that dumb shit here.....itstm should have an anchor attached to it so this don't haplen....she like IT'S GOT A RING....itstm like fuck u just go shit it out. Then get out of my place.

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