Do Christians REALLY believe the story of Noah? - Page 2

Witty · 04-24-2015, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by big baby

being atheist doesn't make you smart @wottyr

I know, The Fox makes me smart :D

big baby · 04-24-2015, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I know, The Fox makes me smart :D

huh bb talk 2 wottyr not u FUCKA idiyote

Witty · 04-24-2015, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by big baby

huh bb talk 2 wottyr not u FUCKA idiyote

BB u on hollandaise???

sral · 04-24-2015, 04:25 PM

I think the point Mutilate is missing is that, all those years ago, the actual animals within Noah's limited parameters were literally, a few goats maybe? Chickens? Possibly a pig and a pet dog?

There would be a lot of animals that would have existed on earth, but he wouldn't necessarily of come across them as the means of travel etc wouldn't allow for it. All the animals he knew of would have been those in close proximity. Therefore when he saved 'all the animals' it probably means he saves all those known to him. A handful. Let's say twenty AT MOST.

A lot of today's animals wouldn't have been known to the untravelled Noah of 2000 years ago, bruh.

Ghost1 · 04-24-2015, 06:39 PM

Lold@lars first sentence lol

Otherwise Clayton fat pimple faced loner.

...the Nagger · 04-24-2015, 06:52 PM

Omg this nigga said its 350000 beetles lol

Athiests are retardeded nigga he only took two beetles, not every single type of beetle lol why would you need each and every type of beetle lol

~RustyGunZ~ · 04-24-2015, 08:11 PM

I'm just pissed Russell crow didn't bring the dragon dog hybrid on the baot

Batty · 04-25-2015, 10:43 AM

Dead at aquatic taxi tho.

Plot · 04-25-2015, 11:25 AM

Before I start one of the biggest fallicies is: didn't anyone else have a boat?

But that's not what I want to point out, what most people miss here is that it was
a MAGICAL boat, it was blessed by Jehova. It was like the tardis it looked small but could fit every animal on Earth. In the story Noah was blessed by God.. so shut-up saying, Well theoretically.. that shit dosent belong here. I mean what's next, Well you know according to science Jesus couldnt actually have walked on water.. of course not fucktard he was MAGICAL! Understand the story for fucks sake. It was a MAGIC boat.

Hush · 04-25-2015, 12:22 PM

Lmao plot either goat troll or dumb as dog dick

Witty · 04-25-2015, 01:04 PM

Oh ok it was a MAGIC boat.

Now it makes complete sense.

El Muffin · 04-25-2015, 01:53 PM

Ohh I get it

Like Abra Kadabra

Ala Kazaam

Shaq in Kazaam

WE GENIE

Like that?

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Witty · 04-25-2015, 02:27 PM

Lmao

ribbit · 04-25-2015, 02:38 PM

U know what's even crazier there's six point five billion people on earth and every person needs to eat three meals a day in order to stay healthy...that's eighteen plus billion meals a day... Spooky right and that's not counting the fish animals and insects that want a piece as well... Fuckin blowing my mind

big baby · 04-25-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ribbit

U know what's even crazier there's six point five billion people on earth and every person needs to eat three meals a day in order to stay healthy...that's eighteen plus billion meals a day... Spooky right and that's not counting the fish animals and insects that want a piece as well... Fuckin blowing my mind

shut da hell bb hate u

04-24-2015, 04:25 PM	#24
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...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	Omg this nigga said its 350000 beetles lol Athiests are retardeded nigga he only took two beetles, not every single type of beetle lol why would you need each and every type of beetle lol

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04-25-2015, 11:25 AM	#29
Plot Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,374 Battle Record: 26-32 Rep Power: 1309744	Before I start one of the biggest fallicies is: didn't anyone else have a boat? But that's not what I want to point out, what most people miss here is that it was a MAGICAL boat, it was blessed by Jehova. It was like the tardis it looked small but could fit every animal on Earth. In the story Noah was blessed by God.. so shut-up saying, Well theoretically.. that shit dosent belong here. I mean what's next, Well you know according to science Jesus couldnt actually have walked on water.. of course not fucktard he was MAGICAL! Understand the story for fucks sake. It was a MAGIC boat.

04-25-2015, 02:38 PM	#39
ribbit The deputy of nc Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: The Rodent Kingdom Posts: 514 Battle Record: 1-10 Rep Power: 7784053	U know what's even crazier there's six point five billion people on earth and every person needs to eat three meals a day in order to stay healthy...that's eighteen plus billion meals a day... Spooky right and that's not counting the fish animals and insects that want a piece as well... Fuckin blowing my mind __________________ Get lost