on the metro, about to meet a chick from the internet

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Originally Posted by Dancake

I'm glad this went well for you.

I just want some things clarified, is all. Was this date on your actual birthday? And you met this girl from the internet? Just you two? Didn't she think that was odd? How did you phrase your message, or whatever it is you do? "Hey bae I think you're mad dope looking. My birthday is tomorrow, want to hang out just us two? we can go to a bar?" Is that what you said?

As in,

Did you plan your entire birthday around a prospective date from the internet? Now, I know if this date hadn't worked out you could have just gotten black out drunk and called it a day. That's a birthday I can respect. But this whole situation is really throwing me for a loop. Was she under the impression that she was the birthday present? Is this like when you order something on the internet to arrive on your birthday? Like, "Hey the girlfriend I bought on Amazon is here, and arrived right on my birthday just like I wanted!"? What if she is mentally broken? She went on an internet date with a complete stranger on that stranger's birthday, just her and you. And drank massive amounts of liquor and put out within hours. Was she swept away by the pageantry of the occasion? Or, bear with me, is she a psychopath-level woman with severe character flaws who will possibly stalk you for a year and kill you on your NEXT birthday because you didn't message her back on POF after the lovely time you guys had? Did you guys get ice cream? Where does Genocide fit into all of this?

The answer to all your questions is "42."