on the metro, about to meet a chick from the internet
 

Going to a spot in south east DC. Grab some drinks.

I never been on a date at a bar...should I drink the same amount she does or should I go hard in the paint because today IS my birthday?

Post her pic if you bout it

I'd black out with it, personally.

If she doesnt have a pedicure leave it be and just go hard in the paint


no one wants to see some ugly ass feet

^Word.

A bar in SE, huh?

Sounds classy.

Lol, word tho.

I checked them out this morning. She did NOT have a pedicure.

I was blown. We had a great night though.

We went to a few nice places actually. South East ain't as bad as it used to be.

The funny thing is, I gave her a little can of pepper spray at the beginning of the date. And hit her with a "just in case I get out of line." She laughed...

*Australian accent*
Five hours later I'm gettin me prick sucked

in your position, id go hard, prolly. less i was really diggin her. then i wluld try to get her to go hard or something.

i dont even know bro. im so different when i date -like im just a G about it all the way through

She ended up being a G homie. Damn near drank me under the table. She's like a prettier more sane version of Hannah. Not as fat either. We're hanging out again during the week. We're gonna collab on dinner.

Well thats perfect then bruh. She sounds like a winner imo. I think you need a chick like this. BuTV be careful.. Anyone tyat damn near drinks YOU under the table.. Is a SERIOUS drinker. Top tier. Hopefully she is a stable person who functio s as well as you do. But you already thought about this, im sure.

Hopefully this goes well for you man. U deserve a great woman. Goodluck. Glad u had a good time.

When u say a G.. Do you mean like.. The way my ex wife was a G? Lol. Cause damn.. Thats dope

Lololol nah, she's not at that level of g status.

oh, i forgot to mention. is she from SE DC? cause thats the really G part, be careful out there man -seriously lol

just saw this lmao

I ain't been to the city in like 5 years.. but I generally always stayed away from SE.

I got friends that was murked out there for tryna holla at broads. Them boys will kill u for nothing out that way.

yerp, i got some young homies out there. those the ones who buss and dont care -them youngins

What kind of life is one filled with worry
If I get my brains blown out, I won't have to deal with the bullshit of paying bills anymore.

just bring your buddy

did you get your penis in her

Lol, it was a great birthday

I'm glad this went well for you.

I just want some things clarified, is all. Was this date on your actual birthday? And you met this girl from the internet? Just you two? Didn't she think that was odd? How did you phrase your message, or whatever it is you do? "Hey bae I think you're mad dope looking. My birthday is tomorrow, want to hang out just us two? we can go to a bar?" Is that what you said?

As in,

Did you plan your entire birthday around a prospective date from the internet? Now, I know if this date hadn't worked out you could have just gotten black out drunk and called it a day. That's a birthday I can respect. But this whole situation is really throwing me for a loop. Was she under the impression that she was the birthday present? Is this like when you order something on the internet to arrive on your birthday? Like, "Hey the girlfriend I bought on Amazon is here, and arrived right on my birthday just like I wanted!"? What if she is mentally broken? She went on an internet date with a complete stranger on that stranger's birthday, just her and you. And drank massive amounts of liquor and put out within hours. Was she swept away by the pageantry of the occasion? Or, bear with me, is she a psychopath-level woman with severe character flaws who will possibly stalk you for a year and kill you on your NEXT birthday because you didn't message her back on POF after the lovely time you guys had? Did you guys get ice cream? Where does Genocide fit into all of this?