Diss The Emcee Above You

[JoeUrban]

Originally Posted by Urban Dialect

architect of da song, master builder
the structure of the rhyme scheme collapse and kills ya,
in a desert, in Dudeal trapped and sealed up
waiting for the day to drink the wrath that's in his cup
mount Sinai blast and erupts
u hear a voice from the fire commanding us
it terrifies ya, it puts the fear of god inside ya,
paralyze ya, got cha sinking in the mire
da flows muddy, who's this with his robes bloody?

Check out joe Urbans dialect, your an architect?
Playing with Legos & Lincoln logs I suspect.
Picking fights with all the netcees you envy.
Dreaming for a Beamer, Benz or Bentley. Drive a rusty old Chevy.
Buddy, Ya cloths arnt bloody, ya gears all cruddy. Trust me...
my knee is about to get ugly in ya tummy.
Hit you so god damn hard, youd think you were playing rugby

[Urban Dialect]

ignorance is bliss, the simplistic mind can not comprehend these rhymes, it's over ya head like 'chem trails' that dim the sky, after the bullshit? in comes flies, that's when you come in,
in the wrong place, right time, but you don't wanna chance it cos you might die, i understand it, helicopter landing, taking you life fight, it all goes dark, knock out ya night light, you notice the swelling is blocking your eye site, see me fighting people off you, yelling "this is my fight!"

[cyph her]

Can you find a better flow?
Or does that require video...
You just typed a fucking paragraph..
Got no jokes and cannot arse any hoe..
It's a pity, though..
With much to lose..
And trust me dude..
You ain't coming from much.. but a fucking bruise..
Choose your battles
And learn to duck 'em, too..
Would've let that last one go..
Like a rustic hue..

[Felon Keller]

send my regards to mom and dad
learn to rhyme, they wish you had
take a break, you depress, I run the best
I take your piece,you say Peace I suggest
the World is mine, its time to leave, you're Artest
or should I say art less,no Metta, I'm the new Artest(artist)
your SKIL is missing something
so light this L, i got it bumping
scoliosis, you stay slumping
chop you down, now you stumping
your name reads Cyph Her
but Her? you know I skyped her
got it wet, windshield wiper
you take my shit, call you diaper
its diarrhea, i run this cipher

[black hornet]

checkin for pervs, bury your face in the dirty books- u eating pages of worms,
your white to death, a body bag your only option to escape the burbs
wheres ur head at? better go ask the Pixies,
no wonder you get ticked easy, ya dawgs got more fleas than a band of gypsies
this guy is ranked? he tried de order rants- but his system was overpowered,
thought he was fresh with the gals, but they all said he should have showered,

[Urban Dialect]

yellow stone erupts and admits an E-M-P
the whole planet is effected, including you and me

the earth shifts on it's axis, america split in 3,
the bible said this would happen and half you wouldn't believe

now people starting to panic, smashing the windows out ya jeep,
snatching u out in traffic and blasting u before they leave

one can't help but imagine how tragic it's gonna be,
but those that understand it, know, the ships of tarshish will help us flee

[cyph her]

Who let this dude loose on space bars..
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All about confusion..
An illusion of face cards..
Tragedy is what is has to be..
Because you'll end up a casualty..
I imagine it'l be fast and you can flee..
By means of your own personal casualty..

[e11even]

Cyph luuuuuvs ta write... EV-ER-Y night!
Literate? right. But a degenerate wife of a BIZANESS type.
You know... that guy that left highschool thinking he was getting it right...
Ended up a career con-artist soliciting tikes to lick him at night.
Can't read a job application but loves telling Cyph he's been givin it like
160% percent, so his 2 cents is always hitting her right
When she thinks she's gonna leave him... then he delivers the plight.
The "oh baby please!" and the "Just one more night!" after givin her pipe.
The dilemmas of life is what I dismember you with, picture my wit at this height!
Any dude or chick can get it when I'm spittin this nice.

[gitto138]

Yo, ive never been to heaven my self, i prefer my gelatine setting level on a beveled shelf, my submachine shells give submarines hell, like eleven queen elves, i have a clean record compared to ur 17-12, ill never need help, just listen to the melody of my enemys yelp, the pea shooter, you couldn't shoot a bb if ya was a real trooper, no rumour but ill maneuver this steal ruler and steal ur tumour, jus thought id give cancer a dream boudoir,
a party pooper, ive had a dream like Martin Luther, the past the future, id mask the humour, you think ur a mass producer, no u just an ass abuser, a placid mover, sneakin round the block like a masked intruder

[gitto138]

JESO-DISTance your self from netcees you extra terrestrial
Talkin shit like, you a professional with the best of potential,
Potentially not potent enough to poison a reptile,
You live in a two dimensional world with, genital warts,
Ill grab your skeletal corpse,
snatch your medial report with credible force,
Ill devour every spectacle like an edible sport,
You edgin for war,

[ribbit]

I kill objectives for sport gitto a bitch and whore dressed up in a skirt
wont pick out da dirt try coming at an expert gotta pick ya boyfriend up first
gitto ur brewing up a witches stew something out of this world
ya u steppin gitto but bitch u aint even from planet earth

[ribbit]

I kill objectives for sport gitto a bitch and whore dressed up in a skirt
wont pick out da dirt try coming at an expert gotta pick ya boyfriend up first
gitto ur brewing up a witches stew something out of this world
ya u steppin gitto but bitch u aint even from planet earth

[gitto138]

You'll never be at your prime Rib,
When i find Rib,
Ribs bits be getting grinded,
Bits a Rib be blinded
by the spit of saliva ive provided
and fired at your iris,
This is a mission and its classified,,
You should listen to this mastermind,
I should advertise that my ammunition
have you petrified,
IM a certified terrorist that uses a certain kind of leverage,
formaldehyde,
leaving you with a cerebral hemorrhage,
When i drink an alcoholic beverage
I form a catastrophic wreckage,
IM so high i wear an astronautic helmet
to keep a percentage of me seperate
from you microscopic benders,
I have one mag left, With this ill shoot and will not miss you,
then you can thank me chief,
ill leave so many bullets in your tissue,
it will be like buggers in a hankerchief.,,

[Scripter]

Im sounding off
like ima crashing mortar
before the siren
or anyone gave any warning
I leave there...
asses burning
to ashes
because they were asking for it
dumb bastards
no point in going back and forth
I'd rather fill your girls ass crack
with Tabasco sauce
grab a match an have her ass redder
than July on the fourth
have her call me Tony
an ask her who da boss
cuz I be spanking these bitches
like belly in a hula moss
I hit em with the high stick
like shaft
I do lacrosse
this is my craft
use your noodle
what you macing for?
I'll smack your jaw
with drastic force
till it goes elastic
an stretches down past your balls
beat your ass till gastric acid flows
up inside your nose
an stomp your face in
till your eyes inside your skull
are swollen closed
he won't git to one 38
before I use a 45
to blow his nose
cuz I own his flows
without aiming
like a chain gun
feeding bars
till his brain explodes
like overdose
from verbal overload

[gitto138]

Yo, you roll upon my lawn in a range rover,
you parked on top of a LAND MINE, its game over,
this LANDs MINE, you should've came sober, i am a mover of cocaine boulder,
okay hold up,
you try jab me so gay told ya, ill swing a right hook just to LAND MINE,
My minds mineral's minimal,
But im a miner, so i dig deep, subliminal lines, and quick feet,
you feeling those minor rhymes, Scripts a pedo

[gitto138]

Quick to flea though,
when he's ticked off
But its six degrees so
he's pissed off,
ain't no prickly heat,
Its just frost,
im eating Cheetos wearing speedos,
fuck talk,
, ill go medieval
and catapult you up north,
its so sad to see your an undergraduate student that looks soft,
that sucks boss,
you aint compatible with this extravagant sacrament, i will poison you,
then leave you abandoned at the battlefront,
then them boys will passionately laminate the ten commandments,
then i'll demand a ransom,
this is not a random act, its a plan, a trap, as on the embankment
there's an assassin drinking a caramel frappe,
riffle in the other hand as he peeps through the gap,
scripts the target but he ceased to react, this beast cant adapt,
he's had three panic attacks in the street and collapsed,
now he's sparked on the floor
apparently this is what you were askin for, this is for my elastic jaw,
think in been sarcastic whore,
You a spastic that cant keep the basketball score, you askin for MORE!! I'll battle you longer than the "
Hundred years' war"

[Scripter]

a pedo oh now here we go
talking some shit about someone we dont even know with deep hope
though he has less taste in this case than desert people
we all know its you who be the first to be peeping
looking through a keyhole at little peoples e bro your gross
go demand a random ransom on some little kid like Hanson
but don't involve me hoe

[Scripter]

cause Ill bust your ten commandments
over your head with speed till you land dead looking like a sped
with your head tucked into your spedo...so you just roll
down an embankment and land on a tree or a street pole
bitch you ain't extravagant you aint even average ish
quick to flee your the definition of a what a coward is
it aint over..

[Scripter]

for me
but you need to take a knee bro
take a nap or chill out with a snack ta chill your cheese
have some cheetos
cause your midevil is less than mild to me moe
your a stooge if you think your sturgeon
shooting at the moon.. be easy
your shits measly it dont appease me

let me spell it out here real briefly
Ill smash your ass with this craft an leave your head gashed with raps
and bleeding blood soaken an all greasy
to let you know your raps are fin
an dont have the caliber of a rubber bee-bee

[gitto138]

Scriptures time is up, and time square's a building,
PIE r squared is a symbol. NOT something you resemble,
Put dramatics aside for a minute and get in the assembly
line for a melodramatic religious blessing,
This is a sacrilegious mathematics lesson,
So equip your self for an epigrammatic revision session.
Exhibit A...
John 14:12

12. .Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall[/B] he do; because I go unto my Father.I Believe my
Freedom released my feebleness, and absorbed
deep into your epidermis,
the evilness transformed,
conceived through my readable, although is amorphous,
will i make you feasible\ nervous? A circus
tents around your house to raise equal awareness,
the thermos gauge's engaged to blaze the furnace
on purpose, they dared us,
u scared cuz,
im bout to snorkel to the surface
of one of my verses,
Corporal, merciless, morphing invertebrates,
Resourcefulness performance, results in revolting
torturous turbulence, so anything you say is restored by immortal endurance, i have increased my insurance premiums recently to briefly adore all humans, but humanity's inhumane, and you gain a considerable amount of glorified fame jus to refuse it!!