ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT - Page 11

Bender · 05-12-2014, 09:07 PM

looks like Bartolo Colon when he played for the A's got caught taking steriods and is over emotional so he is watching Wendy Williams and getting choked up that she is more manly than him

Split · 05-12-2014, 09:07 PM

dudes cellulite exhibits perfect Brownian motion

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 09:10 PM

Split sometimes I have no idea wtf ur tlkn bout

Lol. Context clues=my Savior

Ghost1 · 05-12-2014, 09:25 PM

Lol...rolos got me

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 09:26 PM

Howd I miss that rolo shit loooooool

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 10:06 PM

Should vote soon eh @Bags

Ghost1 · 05-12-2014, 10:20 PM

I figured wed let it go tomorrow for the day an see if any1 else wanna roast chyyyin soul

If not an it just sinks to the bottom ill put a poll up for people to vote

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 10:22 PM

Kk

Vulgar · 05-12-2014, 10:24 PM

Lookin like a slug and Elvis LOLBain took a journey on the magic caterpillar's back

Ol computer engi-nearing total faggot status

This dude looks like he bathes with data sponges

Lookin like Winnie the Pooh on welfare in Alaska

Lookin like a dungeon janitor at Kingdom Hearts castle

Lookin like Roy Jones Jr's pubes became a person

Lookin like a warthog carcass got a shape up from an elephant trunk

Lookin like a meerkat named Gorgo swallowed a blowfish while watching Jingles All the Way in morse code

Lookin like he lives in a jumbo sized airplane bathroom

Vulgar · 05-12-2014, 10:32 PM

Lookin like the Roflcopter rapist

Lookin like he talks to rhododendrons

Lookin like a windmill windmilled on his face and all he knows how to say is 'CIRROC IS PREFERRED!'

Lookin like he sleeps in a vat of Jamba Juice, magnetic needles and stale toaster strudels

Vulgar · 05-12-2014, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Just Write · 05-12-2014, 10:38 PM

Why does it look like you live in a bomb cellar?

El Muffin · 05-12-2014, 10:53 PM

If only u knew

Hes a character

Chyeahhh!!! · 05-12-2014, 11:57 PM

lol welcome to 2012. Some funnies in here though. This has been long overdue.

Chyeahhh!!! · 05-13-2014, 12:02 AM

batty has won my vote for roaster of the year though.

Vulgar · 05-13-2014, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

batty has won my vote for roaster of the year though.

El Muffin · 05-13-2014, 12:22 AM

Smorepheus

Obliterated

Split · 05-13-2014, 12:45 AM

El Muffin · 05-13-2014, 02:59 AM

Who\ what is that

Coz if thats you. They made u look like an xbox live troubleshooter from new delhi n shit

Geno · 05-13-2014, 06:56 PM

K.. its a ballchinnian!

05-12-2014, 09:07 PM	#2
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	dudes cellulite exhibits perfect Brownian motion __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-12-2014, 09:10 PM	#3
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Split sometimes I have no idea wtf ur tlkn bout Lol. Context clues=my Savior __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 09:26 PM	#5
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Howd I miss that rolo shit loooooool __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 10:06 PM	#6
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Should vote soon eh @Bags __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 10:22 PM	#8
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Kk __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 09:07 PM	#1
Bender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 264 Battle Record: 11-5 Rep Power: 146919	looks like Bartolo Colon when he played for the A's got caught taking steriods and is over emotional so he is watching Wendy Williams and getting choked up that she is more manly than him

05-12-2014, 10:24 PM	#9
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Lookin like a slug and Elvis LOLBain took a journey on the magic caterpillar's back Ol computer engi-nearing total faggot status This dude looks like he bathes with data sponges Lookin like Winnie the Pooh on welfare in Alaska Lookin like a dungeon janitor at Kingdom Hearts castle Lookin like Roy Jones Jr's pubes became a person Lookin like a warthog carcass got a shape up from an elephant trunk Lookin like a meerkat named Gorgo swallowed a blowfish while watching Jingles All the Way in morse code Lookin like he lives in a jumbo sized airplane bathroom

05-12-2014, 10:32 PM	#10
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Lookin like the Roflcopter rapist Lookin like he talks to rhododendrons Lookin like a windmill windmilled on his face and all he knows how to say is 'CIRROC IS PREFERRED!' Lookin like he sleeps in a vat of Jamba Juice, magnetic needles and stale toaster strudels

05-12-2014, 10:38 PM	#12
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997617	Why does it look like you live in a bomb cellar?

05-12-2014, 10:53 PM	#13
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	If only u knew Hes a character __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-12-2014, 11:57 PM	#14
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	lol welcome to 2012. Some funnies in here though. This has been long overdue.

05-13-2014, 12:02 AM	#15
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	batty has won my vote for roaster of the year though.

05-13-2014, 12:22 AM	#17
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Smorepheus Obliterated __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-13-2014, 12:45 AM	#18
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	__________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-13-2014, 02:59 AM	#19
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Who\ what is that Coz if thats you. They made u look like an xbox live troubleshooter from new delhi n shit __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

05-13-2014, 06:56 PM	#20
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	K.. its a ballchinnian! __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*