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07-03-2013, 04:00 AM | #1 |
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dayum, just had to buy a pair of shoes from Footlocker a size too big to impress the
check out girl at the kiosk
let her know/think your boy working with that size 12 dick you know? #GameLikeaBoss |
07-03-2013, 10:11 AM | #2 |
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you just bought shoes that don't fit you to impress a girl = weak game
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07-03-2013, 10:23 AM | #3 |
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nah bruh you not looking at this logically
what i just did is implanted the seed in her head that your boy housing a black mambo down them boxers this lil mama baddddd thick and cute nahm'sayen? pluz she work wit numerous other hotties and when they talkin bout me they'll be like oh yeah, that boy he a twelve shoe shop proprietors remember that shit you see so once word gets around about ole big foot here, those girls gonna be swinging from my balls son i know my original post seemed dumb as cheese but if you think of it logically it works i'm pitching for the long game out here dawg |
07-03-2013, 10:26 AM | #4 |
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shorty would be more impressed if you pulled out a fat knot then anything....
..besides a girl knows within 7 second if she would fuck you or not... |
07-03-2013, 10:39 AM | #5 |
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@Brian Bryan this is def my favourite thread of all time
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07-03-2013, 10:56 AM | #6 | |
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these girls gots jobs motherfucker like a bit of paper they not even earned gonna make them think otherwise, come on now pffffft this 2013 dawg girls on they independent g shit |
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07-03-2013, 11:41 AM | #7 |
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Yet you stuffing Jordan's at the register like chicks don't kno shoe size don't mean shyt...
...smh...esp if you like 5'8 getting shoes too Damn big... seeing how chicks always look at shoes...if she was checking you out...she prolly seen your shoes and see that you don't fit no size 12... ..You are now approaching lame nigga waters.... |
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07-03-2013, 12:06 PM | #9 |
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lmao...yo you don't even like girls from what I'm reading...
You not even weird...the shyt you be saying be odd... like he prolly don't get no pussy odd...constantly accusing others of molestation yo...it's not even remotely funny...it's sad mostly.. ..a cry for help if you are....now if some shyt happened to you and your projecting...I'll let you be.. your coping...it's okay...there will be brighter days ahead |
07-03-2013, 12:23 PM | #10 |
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So whats gonna happen when u pull it out and its not 12?
You gonna say u left the other 6 in yo shoe? |
07-03-2013, 01:06 PM | #11 |
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shits whack mgvt/ to the other guy
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07-03-2013, 01:08 PM | #12 |
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lol'd
interesting strategy though i guess.. definitely long-term thinking
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07-03-2013, 01:09 PM | #13 |
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what a faggot retard.
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07-03-2013, 03:14 PM | #14 |
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dead @ 12 being a monster size shoe to lars
I SEE WHY YOU NEED TO USE SUCH TRICKS |
07-03-2013, 04:12 PM | #15 |
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That sounds stupid as fuck tbh. She probly forgot about the shoe size within 5 minutes of you leaving. I hope this shit is a joke. The only seed you planted was when you was talking to her. None of that shoe size shit matters. Congratulations on buying shoes that don't even fit you for some weird ass reason.
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07-03-2013, 04:41 PM | #16 |
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lol....
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07-03-2013, 04:45 PM | #17 |
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i see some shit like this and wonder how dudes even think this is serious tbh
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07-04-2013, 04:08 AM | #18 | |
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this can't be the same Objective who fell for Veritas mind games and confessed to being an anti-social lame who barely interacts with any other male friends, let alone the opposite sex, attempting to talk down my game right? |
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07-04-2013, 06:04 AM | #19 |
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Huh? I did talk to Veritas about some shit, but I've never been anti-social? I'm an introvert by definition but anti-social? Far from it. I'm I fucked up mentally? Absolutely, no question about it, but I also got quite a bit of an understanding about the human psyche on some Freud shit and I've probably fucked more chicks than you. Not that that matters when it comes down to it anyways... But yeah, I do talk down on your game. It's not even an attempt to do so because it's fact. You suck at this shit and you bought a pair of shoes for no other reason than brag about it and display how stupid you are on the internet like anybody there cares about you to begin with. Who the fuck do you think are? Some fucking incredible being that all he have to do is buy some shoes to get in the pants to some 5/10 slut? Come on now..
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07-04-2013, 09:18 AM | #20 |
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lmao this fool must be dumb as cheese
zero game having 'by definition' motherfucker tryna talk to me like he know me now ahahhahahaha! only place a sheltered nerd like you could ever interract wit my kind is through these 0's and 1's, g aint noone in the hood know what word like introvertameted mean fuck boi you gots no place in my thread, but stick around, you may actually learn a lil suttin suttin from ya boi bryan up in here quit coming at me all raspy though like forreal SMFH Last edited by Brian Bryan; 07-04-2013 at 09:20 AM. |
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