dayum, just had to buy a pair of shoes from Footlocker a size too big to impress the

[Brian Bryan]

nah bruh you not looking at this logically

what i just did is implanted the seed in her head that your boy housing a black mambo down them boxers

this lil mama baddddd thick and cute nahm'sayen?

pluz she work wit numerous other hotties and when they talkin bout me they'll be like

oh yeah, that boy he a twelve

shoe shop proprietors remember that shit you see

so once word gets around about ole big foot here, those girls gonna be swinging from my balls son

i know my original post seemed dumb as cheese but if you think of it logically it works

i'm pitching for the long game out here dawg