Philly vs. Loast - {Philly wins}

NBL
Netcees Text Battle League

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Tuesday,
  July 2nd, 2013 at 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends Friday July 5th at 11:59 PM PST.
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 36 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 16 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both.

Voting:

• Must vote on 5 battles and post your links.
• Post the links in the thread titled "Week 7 Voting Links".
• You will be punished if you don't post all 5 voting links.
  You will not like the punishment, so just vote so you
  don't have to cry later. Details about this are to be
  found in the "Week 7 Voting Links" thread.

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged.
• If your opponent doesn't check in,
  you still have to post a verse.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Philly @The Bully @Loast

[Loast]

im dropping the max..

[Philly]

Great, i'm sure everyone's excited to read your verse...
16 it is

@Philly @Loast

[Philly]

Let him get the extension. Only 10 though, unless you wanna go pics @Loast

[Loast]

yeah.. we can do pics..
i'll post 1 now...
24 hr. ext. plz i got caught up play Black ops 2 new maps dropped today ya know

[Philly]

Aight 16 then, good luck

PHILLY



What's in your wallet? Prolly not enough for double miles there boss man
Lookin like u joined that beard growing contest wit Alec Baldwin.. and lost bad
Plus bein a Kendrick Lamar knockoff don't make u Top Dawg like Jay Rock
I texted ur main bitch like "come suck my dick hoe"...she just responded, "K dot"
ur vacuum nose re-shaped that stache, & I'd deem that a win dude
...if it makes it past those pussy lips then it'll clean up the chin pubes
No leather seats, air conditioning... shit I'd be surprised if the engine's working right
Wit that car, nothing good is standard - which is also how we feel about any verse u write
What is this Scooby Doo? you got Velma's glasses on like some eclectic blazer
That Shaggy beard is disgusting bro...the mystery machine ur lookin for is called electric razor

Loast



quick key..
lol... damn boy u ugly as shit


your swags gay with mad flame... around men i bet u be gettin anxious
i know you'll neva bail on BarZ. when u have the tuffest image..! of a prison rapist
u look like Jenny Craig worked wonders for everything u accomplished now
n u and Michael Douglas could go 4 twins.. common denominator is Falling Down
Philly! ya title says Only The Strong Survive! but ya face is on some other shit
fuck marco polo it looks like ya bottom is playing hide n seek with ya upper lip
homie you look funny as hell... i'd be absolutely amazed if any bitch bothered
cuz u got the body of shrek..... n a beetle juice head when he met the witch doctor
noone would be surprised if you were a sex offender n that's not a fucking lie
when you look like the ugliest person earth.......... or the prettiest monster alive

[Sharp]

Standard and mystery machine

V

Hide and seek


Funny stuff from both. Phillys last 2 were the strongest of the battle imo.

V/ philly

decent lil pic battle

philly - i got u with vacume nose and electric razor

barz - i got with upper lip and witch doctor

i feel philly executed the whole concept of a pic battle better, and also had more roflz to me, so i got him taking this.

vote - philly

[Greed]

Mystery machine

Vs.

Beetlejuice

That nigga head do look shrunk. As far as misses go phillys weren't as bad.

V philly