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Old 01-06-2025, 06:30 AM   #11
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This dooby kid ain't freaking sick, seas will rip; on this floozy trip
you're losing kid, I'm the choosing sin; I'm putting 'plot in a hole' like a movie twist
callback is mentioned, I draw pens with pension; pen pens with conception
break bread with recollection, I'm putting 'plot behind bars' like Shawshank Redemption
You're not in my ballpark; call sharks on this narc's heart; I'll hit a homerun out the ballpark
I'll pull your card like hallmark; if 'plot is deep with the flows' it's the Jaws Shark
this is the gloomy mix; dubious kid; floozy ish' you're a stooge and snitch
I have the treasure kid; and you couldn't 'pleasure sin' masturbating with a crucifix
this is war with floozy; swords are doozys; I'll bury you beneath the floorboard groupie
swords will choose thee; only times 'plots on point' is in horror movies
I'm breaking a lame, shaving your face with razor blades the size of a chain
subside you're a fake, this serpent will 'put plot in the air' like snakes on a plane
this chimps burning, kids jerking in a casket with men burning
666? you don't call the mark, if 'plot is dark' we're talking Tim Burton
I'll choke this hash, slash your back with broken glass and a rope to sash
i'm the dopest man, that'll turn you to smoke; then burn the smoke to ash
popping uzis, stop this floozy appalling groupie popping toolies
i'll spark bazookas; and if 'plot is evil' it's doctor doom schemes
you're in straight denial floozie; i have two black uzis for your clue freak
this rhymes a doozy; cus' I'll 'put plot underground' like the eight mile movie!

20 lines..let's see!

So you think your texts bad guy, coz your really bad at text? Dog please,
Thanos ruined the multiverse, you just ruin a verse with multies.
You’d cower from a strong breeze, faggot wanna-be you’re a rap-comedy,
Yo Sins about to drop the Bom! lastest from the Bureau of Meteorology.
Honestly bro, just painful attempting to even read your strangeness,
We all find Syntaxing, before even talking about the grammar arrangements.
You lack ability, quit these text exchanges and go brush-up on calligraphy,
Coz Sinew weak as fuck! Now piss-off somewhere and die of muscular dystrophy!
When my cliques together, there's agendas to address, topics for discussion,
Sin, your just hiding your gender with a dress, coz you short dick is disgustin.
Pathetic virgin, this glam-rock fan-boy only ever dreams of being with women,
Wanna share a KISS with a demon? try being licked by Gene Simmons.
IRL you fat as fuck, about to go on a crash diet when I smite with blugeons,
The pump-action'll strip half your body-weight, thats some cheap liposuction.
You don’t want beef, I'm known to keep a pair of beasts that eat bananas,
No Tibetan priests Sin, but these two llamas will help you reach Nirvana.

I'm a Samurai Sword, I'm pimpin' this body; I'm a shotgun blast kissing a homi
This bitch will be ripped by my posse'; I'll take the chip off your shoulder..when I dip with the shotty..
I'm with your wife; sexing the whore; I'm putting you to sleep..taking your breath with a snore..
It's your death in a war; please bitch..my shotgun will pimp this faggot..no need to flex anymore..
I have a sadistic scythe; me catching a body is priceless..bitch you're the price..
I'm the slickest guy..I'll pull the semi-weapon so fast.. you're not gonna' notice I sliced your finger with a knife..
I'm sexing your whore; dress on the floor; breath is a snore; I've dreamt of the lord..
I'll leave you breathless and poor; I'm clowning around when I show you a magic trick..bitch please.. I made the pencil disappear so you couldn't write anymore..
I'm a pious god; iris rod; light the walls and fire scotch..I'm the tyrant baal in the light of sought..
I'm the lightning sod..both my guns are dead..when I shoot..my gun's going to be next to your body out-lined in chalk..
I have a desert eagle..the breath of eagles..my breath is evil in a red cathedral..
My knife's breath is lethal..my flick blade..will slice your shells in half..like french people..
I'm with your girl..licked and quacked her up..you're elmur fud..I'm daffy duck..
I'll smack this schmuck .. you're a lazy gunplay writer..when you pull weapons..you're kicking back too much..
I'll blare the clip in a share of whips..I'll flare the tips..on a pair of crypts..
I'm a blaring sin..you're a MS13 member..I'm a terroist..
I've got a sword gun..pop this bored bum.. in the lost of war son..
Sought the force puns..this snake is pulling the sharp desert eagle..that's a oxymoron..
I'm in a cathedral as a lethal rhyming kid..with the easel of the besieging pious sin..
I'm razor when I spit'..and when I pull the laser to this dick..I'm a evil scientist..

The shit you say.. it’s like you learned from watching the president
There goes the neighborhood, who decided you belong in the residents?/
Not all bad. Ya mom gives the best head her hobbies a testament
And there was so much cream ate I had to burn her body for evidence!/
Which version embodies a veteran? I heard he’s probably a pelican.
And he got a big mouth for this long nose, so it’s either that or an elephant/
I’m the father figure of speech, you’ll find that fact is relevant.
Punch after punch after punch, how rich it is to see me deck a dent!/
You thought this wasn’t full contact? I’m the seminal captain to boast
If this weak bitch met a physical, I hit him with the emerald tablets of Thoth/
Better battler at both. Multi & punches, I will blast then the silence lasts
Think Odysseus, my homies will have to hold me down til the sirens pass!/
Listen boss, you’re dumb af so watch your paper come up missin’.
Nothing wicked, just another day at the office.. of Dunder Mifflin/
Son is tripping. Repent for your sinning ways, word to baby Jesus.
Force him out and make him read this, that’s purgatory for this angry fetus/
I’m a lazy fuck, but I’ll put an end to this lil kid. So call me dad
Like taking candy from a baby, shoving it down his throat to make the lolli gag/
on site he’ll get the fist or Bows on his face for the article.
Either way you’ll know the gravity of the situation without a wave or a particle/
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