You have $1,000 turn it to $10,000 legally in a month.

[trap.]

I only have a TSP with a Roth IRA. I think I have 50% in C Fund and 50% in S Fund. Might do the L 2030 / 2040 as those put down moderate returns. Who knows. I don't really fuck with anything else though, I think a Roth IRA is a sure bet so I stick with that.