LMAO NETCEES.ORG OFFICIAL THE TOPICAL TOURNAMENT 2024 SEMI-FINALS MAGAZINE!!!!!! - Page 5

Master Rock · 08-10-2024, 02:39 PM

MADD props on this whole tourney!

Etherwave · 08-10-2024, 03:31 PM

Hell yes. More people next time! Everybody gonna snap

Witty · 08-10-2024, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

nah you just got body odor

Love you.

oats · 08-13-2024, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Love you.

<3

Etherwave · 08-14-2024, 03:16 PM

I wanna dedicate my win to Dope girl and all the other female writers here! It's our turn! Hahaha

Witty · 08-16-2024, 04:03 PM

My apologies for not voting, on my life I did have half a vote typed up but then my nephew decided to be born which tbh was kinda rude. I'll make sure he knows that a proper gentleman should wait for a champion to be crowned before entering the birth canal.

For what it means, I would have voted for Etherwave but it was very close and symetrick should be proud of his verse. Thank you both for a really enjoyable final.
@Etherwave Now that these people know you have a vagina, there's a fair to good chance many of them will become creepy and inappropriate. Don't judge them too harshly, they have only ever seen women in movies.

Etherwave · 08-16-2024, 07:57 PM

Ohhhh that's ok I'm way creepier

Honestly woman are creeps. Be careful out there yall

Witty · 08-16-2024, 08:08 PM

Sorry I refused to believe you're not an alias.

I meant it as a compliment.

You write like you've been doing this for years. It's very impressive.

Witty · 08-16-2024, 08:27 PM

"He had always been such a benevolent ghost-all these years he spent irrelevant to a malevolent host.

His fears geared away from the evidence shown. (His) face mirrors how he's still stuck in his throes.

(He) used to be king. At least a small prince on his throne. Now he's just a cry that got stuck in (His) throat.

^ That was incredible. I put rhyme schemes together better than anyone here so I understand and appreciate what you did there. In addition to the rhyme scheme it was just very well written. You didn't use words randomly, every word was relevant to the topic and progressed the narrative.

The whole verse was good but those first few lines really showed your talent as a writer.

Witty · 08-16-2024, 08:50 PM

After being nice I have a duty and an obligation to honour my Witty persona by wishing you nothing but misery and pain for the rest of your meaningless life.

I hope you never experience happiness again.

I hope you are held down and forced to watch everyone you love being brutally tortured after they get viciously raped.

I hope you die from aggressive and excruciating bone cancer.

I hope your funeral is open casket so I can spit in your face.

<3

Etherwave · 08-17-2024, 12:05 AM

Bro don't threaten me with a good time.

Etherwave · 08-17-2024, 12:09 AM

Thank you though, that part specifically I was proud of. Also the piece was greatly shortened due to the max lines.

I'm also not an alias. I can probably do better. Guess we'll see in the next tourney.

Witty · 08-17-2024, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Etherwave

Bro don't threaten me with a good time.

I'll threaten you with whatever the fuck I want to threaten you with. Fuck off.

Honestly though you have endless potential. You're a genuinely talented writer. If you keep writing I'll keep reading.

sral · 08-17-2024, 06:02 AM

How about you stop just reading and start writing?

Etherwave · 08-17-2024, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sral

How about you stop just reading and start writing?

We expect some Witty competition next tourney!

Mike Wrecka · 08-17-2024, 02:24 PM

Tells her to watch out for creeps. Proceeds to quadruple post non stop fawning compliments and weird shit.

Classic

Dominate · 08-20-2024, 02:48 PM

How bout another tourney/short league?

sral · 08-21-2024, 03:20 PM

To be honest I leave on vacation tomorrow, won’t return until September, so I can’t run another until then I’m afraid.

If anyone wants to run one, throw up a thread in Discussion to gauge interest then just run it in here. I wasn’t made moderator of the forum, I just ran it quickly in here.

Witty · 08-22-2024, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sral

How about you stop just reading and start writing?

I promise I'm working on it.

Witty · 08-22-2024, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

Tells her to watch out for creeps. Proceeds to quadruple post non stop fawning compliments and weird shit.

Classic

Did you expect anything else?

Tbf all compliments were sincere.

08-10-2024, 02:39 PM	#81
Master Rock Steadily Lurking Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Beyond your reach Posts: 1,390 Battle Record: 7-7 Champed - Netcees Writers League Rep Power: 5599641	MADD props on this whole tourney! __________________ https://www.instagram.com/master_rock1/ https://www.youtube.com/graphicalmindz

08-16-2024, 04:03 PM	#86
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	My apologies for not voting, on my life I did have half a vote typed up but then my nephew decided to be born which tbh was kinda rude. I'll make sure he knows that a proper gentleman should wait for a champion to be crowned before entering the birth canal. For what it means, I would have voted for Etherwave but it was very close and symetrick should be proud of his verse. Thank you both for a really enjoyable final. @Etherwave Now that these people know you have a vagina, there's a fair to good chance many of them will become creepy and inappropriate. Don't judge them too harshly, they have only ever seen women in movies. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-16-2024, 08:08 PM	#88
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Sorry I refused to believe you're not an alias. I meant it as a compliment. You write like you've been doing this for years. It's very impressive. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-16-2024, 08:27 PM	#89
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	"He had always been such a benevolent ghost-all these years he spent irrelevant to a malevolent host. His fears geared away from the evidence shown. (His) face mirrors how he's still stuck in his throes. (He) used to be king. At least a small prince on his throne. Now he's just a cry that got stuck in (His) throat. ^ That was incredible. I put rhyme schemes together better than anyone here so I understand and appreciate what you did there. In addition to the rhyme scheme it was just very well written. You didn't use words randomly, every word was relevant to the topic and progressed the narrative. The whole verse was good but those first few lines really showed your talent as a writer. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-16-2024, 08:50 PM	#90
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	After being nice I have a duty and an obligation to honour my Witty persona by wishing you nothing but misery and pain for the rest of your meaningless life. I hope you never experience happiness again. I hope you are held down and forced to watch everyone you love being brutally tortured after they get viciously raped. I hope you die from aggressive and excruciating bone cancer. I hope your funeral is open casket so I can spit in your face. <3 __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

08-10-2024, 03:31 PM	#82
Etherwave Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 317 Rep Power: 4218482	Hell yes. More people next time! Everybody gonna snap

08-14-2024, 03:16 PM	#85
Etherwave Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 317 Rep Power: 4218482	I wanna dedicate my win to Dope girl and all the other female writers here! It's our turn! Hahaha

08-16-2024, 07:57 PM	#87
Etherwave Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 317 Rep Power: 4218482	Ohhhh that's ok I'm way creepier Honestly woman are creeps. Be careful out there yall

08-17-2024, 12:05 AM	#91
Etherwave Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 317 Rep Power: 4218482	Bro don't threaten me with a good time.

08-17-2024, 12:09 AM	#92
Etherwave Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2020 Posts: 317 Rep Power: 4218482	Thank you though, that part specifically I was proud of. Also the piece was greatly shortened due to the max lines. I'm also not an alias. I can probably do better. Guess we'll see in the next tourney.

08-17-2024, 06:02 AM	#94
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899395	How about you stop just reading and start writing? __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)

08-17-2024, 02:24 PM	#96
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	Tells her to watch out for creeps. Proceeds to quadruple post non stop fawning compliments and weird shit. Classic __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

08-20-2024, 02:48 PM	#97
Dominate Tread Lightly. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,530 Battle Record: 26-9 Champed - Netcees Battle League - Battle Arena - Tag Team Tournament III - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 18197460	How bout another tourney/short league? __________________ The Bad Guys

08-21-2024, 03:20 PM	#98
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,605 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899395	To be honest I leave on vacation tomorrow, won’t return until September, so I can’t run another until then I’m afraid. If anyone wants to run one, throw up a thread in Discussion to gauge interest then just run it in here. I wasn’t made moderator of the forum, I just ran it quickly in here. __________________ - Netcees Rebuttal Tourney - Art of Writing League (x 4) - AOWL Season 11 Champion (Undefeated Season)