Week 3: Scar vs Adverse

[symetrik]

in case either show



if Aero was a bird

click. one unheard message. press 1 to play. beep.

dear Abby,
last week, while working at my desk job, I heard an unfamiliar sound.
it was Tuesday, so that's odd - usually, my owner is still out of town.
Then, I heard the domicile's door open and swivelled my head quickly around,
but not so quickly as to let my curiosity be found out.

it turned out to be my owner's boyfriend. I chirped a "Thank god",
he was probably here to check if I was getting too hot.
it's a sweltering summer, Abby, but here's where it gets odd...
the next person that walked through the door was dressed like a cop.

and I don't mean was a cop, I truly mean "dressed like",
hat with a badge, black leather bra... it was a strangely sexual sight.
I immediately shut my beak and turned my head, but I confess, I...
had to keep peeking to confirm that he was fully... pressed inside, to put it politely.

there was a distressing sigh on the voice machine

I haven't told my owner yet, but she's been back for three days.
I know I should, but I guess I'm also kinda miffed at the fact that I'm still locked in a cage.
maybe I should be friendly to her boyfriend... or at least, learn his name...
cuz hanging out with him might be the only chance I have at getting laid.

inconsolable sobbing