UFC 266: Volkanovski vs. Ortega

Elfo · 09-04-2021, 01:42 AM

Main Card

Alexander Volkanovski (c) vs. Brian Ortega
Valentina Shevchenko (c) vs. Lauren Murphy
Robbie Lawler vs. Nick Diaz II
Curtis Blaydes vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik
Jessica Andrade vs. Cynthia Calvillo

Volkanovski vs. Ortega will be for the UFC Featherweight Championship
Shevchenko vs. Murphy will be for the UFC Women’s Flyweight Championship

Who y’all got? My predictions as of now would be

Alexander Volkanovski (c) vs. Brian Ortega
Valentina Shevchenko (c) vs. Lauren Murphy
Robbie Lawler vs. Nick Diaz 2
Curtis Blaydes vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik
Jessica Andrade vs. Cynthia Calvillo

Elfo · 09-04-2021, 01:52 AM

No problem my guy

Ouch · 09-04-2021, 01:53 AM

I Will beat the shit out of all of them... and then Connor i'll bitch slap him as an after thought

Elfo · 09-04-2021, 01:54 AM

Conor ass now anyways

Ouch · 09-04-2021, 01:54 AM

I used to follow MMA back in the day.. but almost of these names are foreign to me

Elfo · 09-04-2021, 01:59 AM

You might at least recognize Nick Diaz and Robbie Lawler, their first fight was all the way back at UFC 47 in 2004 lol

Ouch · 09-04-2021, 01:59 AM

what does Khabib do now.. and for real is no heavyweights since like siva and brok lesnar type shit

Ouch · 09-04-2021, 02:00 AM

I love nick and nate diaz.. ove robbie lawlyer too

Elfo · 09-04-2021, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Ouch

what does Khabib do now.. and for real is no heavyweights since like siva and brok lesnar type shit

Khabib retired and Silva was a middleweight when he fought in UFC not heavy

Unless you mean Thiago Silva, I don’t think of him when I hear Silva regarding MMA

Ouch · 09-04-2021, 02:02 AM

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Ouch · 09-04-2021, 02:09 AM

Ouch · 09-04-2021, 02:18 AM

i've had 2 pro fight and lost them both.. but I really had no chance in either and didn't really know about thiem. I've postend on here avout this, some big indian from minnesota.. and he's the big dog... goes all around this northern shit a friend I know just said yo its not a big deal no one will be here fight him

well I fought him and I lost and a lot of people where there... like PTA moms and shit

Ouch · 09-04-2021, 02:28 AM

So I lost but it was literally my friend... or.. not friend, someone who I know put it on...

its at like the laocal play house or whatever a few towns a way, they have 3 octogons going at the same time for little kids all the way up to adults well, the guy I fought I spoke to him and his mom in the little room before it, they were from some reservation in Minnesota but he traveled around as an actual fighter... and I can fight... but I don't travel around as a fighter... so it didn't work out to well for me

Pakistani Hand Cannon · 09-08-2021, 08:15 AM

ouch hijacks another thread

i got jazri, nick, volk...thought im still undecided about volk/ortega

i dont watch women fight

Amen · 09-08-2021, 08:41 AM

Actually read Ouch’s response for the 1st time and LOL.

Amazing.

Bomb Bard · 09-08-2021, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Elfo

No problem my guy

Got the same predictions but Andrade and cythia could be sneaky close or an absolute wash

UPN Zuch · 09-08-2021, 08:11 PM

You idiots conversing with Ouch like you won’t fucking regret it later

Elfo · 09-08-2021, 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bomb Bard

Got the same predictions but Andrade and cythia could be sneaky close or an absolute wash

I feel like it will be close as well, I have Andrade edging it though even tho Cynthia might be a little fresher having not fought since last year but I feel like Andrade is going to try and bounce back from that Shevchenko mauling. Cavillo is nice but her biggest win is over like Jessica Eye and lost to someone Andrade recently beat. But that’s prolly the least interesting fight on the card for me but still should be decent

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Originally Posted by Pakistani Hand Cannon

ouch hijacks another thread

i got jazri, nick, volk...thought im still undecided about volk/ortega

i dont watch women fight

I usually don’t either but Shevchenko always seems to have interesting fights imo

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Originally Posted by UPN Zuch

You idiots conversing with Ouch like you won’t fucking regret it later

I said a couple things to him and had to nope out lol

Bomb Bard · 09-09-2021, 07:34 AM

The chicks fuck each other up

Witty · 09-09-2021, 08:28 AM

I used to think I was good at crashing a thread in to a fucking wall and then Ouch came along.

Difference is I meant to do it.

09-04-2021, 01:42 AM	#1
Elfo ~¡c0ck~0f-d4+w@Lk!~ Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 250 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 203862	UFC 266: Volkanovski vs. Ortega Main Card Alexander Volkanovski (c) vs. Brian Ortega Valentina Shevchenko (c) vs. Lauren Murphy Robbie Lawler vs. Nick Diaz II Curtis Blaydes vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik Jessica Andrade vs. Cynthia Calvillo Volkanovski vs. Ortega will be for the UFC Featherweight Championship Shevchenko vs. Murphy will be for the UFC Women’s Flyweight Championship Who y’all got? My predictions as of now would be Alexander Volkanovski (c) vs. Brian Ortega Valentina Shevchenko (c) vs. Lauren Murphy Robbie Lawler vs. Nick Diaz 2 Curtis Blaydes vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik Jessica Andrade vs. Cynthia Calvillo Last edited by Elfo; 09-16-2021 at 04:04 AM. Reason: Removed clutter

09-04-2021, 01:53 AM	#3
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,677 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052255	I Will beat the shit out of all of them... and then Connor i'll bitch slap him as an after thought __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

09-04-2021, 01:54 AM	#5
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,677 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052255	I used to follow MMA back in the day.. but almost of these names are foreign to me __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

09-04-2021, 01:59 AM	#7
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,677 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052255	what does Khabib do now.. and for real is no heavyweights since like siva and brok lesnar type shit __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

09-04-2021, 02:00 AM	#8
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,677 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052255	I love nick and nate diaz.. ove robbie lawlyer too __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

09-04-2021, 01:52 AM	#2
Elfo ~¡c0ck~0f-d4+w@Lk!~ Join Date: Apr 2020 Posts: 250 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 203862	No problem my guy

09-04-2021, 02:18 AM	#12
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,677 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052255	i've had 2 pro fight and lost them both.. but I really had no chance in either and didn't really know about thiem. I've postend on here avout this, some big indian from minnesota.. and he's the big dog... goes all around this northern shit a friend I know just said yo its not a big deal no one will be here fight him well I fought him and I lost and a lot of people where there... like PTA moms and shit __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

09-04-2021, 02:28 AM	#13
Ouch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Posts: 5,677 Battle Record: 1-5 Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree Champed - Wall Talking Rep Power: 4052255	So I lost but it was literally my friend... or.. not friend, someone who I know put it on... its at like the laocal play house or whatever a few towns a way, they have 3 octogons going at the same time for little kids all the way up to adults well, the guy I fought I spoke to him and his mom in the little room before it, they were from some reservation in Minnesota but he traveled around as an actual fighter... and I can fight... but I don't travel around as a fighter... so it didn't work out to well for me __________________ I just figured out how to change this.

09-08-2021, 08:15 AM	#14
Pakistani Hand Cannon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,230 Rep Power: 5303583	ouch hijacks another thread i got jazri, nick, volk...thought im still undecided about volk/ortega i dont watch women fight

09-08-2021, 08:41 AM	#15
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Actually read Ouch’s response for the 1st time and LOL. Amazing.

09-09-2021, 08:28 AM	#20
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I used to think I was good at crashing a thread in to a fucking wall and then Ouch came along. Difference is I meant to do it. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.