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Fun fact:

I nearly got the part of Flash since some of you nerds had to ask
Now each verse is hard to grasp... I guess word travels fast
My journal is a mask, I'm trying to escape my past
They say I have all the ingredients for success... I don't know what to make of that
Stick it up your candy ass; I won't sugarcoat what's uttered slow
I don't need to be lolly gagging just to see you suckers choke...
Unbeknownst to... um...

Fuck...

You some type of poet? Oh... Why's your gallery all bare?
Won't be long 'til we put two and two together like what ballerinas wear
Empty arenas end careers, I'm rated on how attendance fares
Don't ever question my tenure here; I HAVE to be a ten, you're HERE...

Okay then...

Get-inundated like no expiration; I have a nomad's foundation
But there's no roadmap to greatness unless you go back to basics
I got Covid tested cuz bae's sick... No homo I'm straight kid
Put together all your weak lines... I'd get the total by day six...

Yeah, no... Get off this...

I'm on my makeshift computer doing evasive maneuvers
Making myself at home like an A.I. just to chase the intruders
The truth is I'm well within my rights and have sick lefts too
So disenfranchised I made businesses out of one liners against you...

Too long-winded...

Which caused a bottleneck... Proof we become hero's when drunk
Who are apparently hung, only thing ailing is the beer and the suds
But we all know how frail he is, in desperate need of a hug
Yet I don't need an alias... Being ME is enough...

Is it though?

See when it comes to droppin' jewels, I go over and above
I'm dustin' diamonds way out of this world like carcinoma of the lungs
Cover my tracks like an album... I'll make your murder subtle
Hate to burst your bubble like the essence of a racist person's struggle...

That's more like it...

I might learn to love you... if I go blind in the minds eye
But that flies in the face of progress like African tribes with Wifi
You done for like high fives, I clued-in to include crime
Guess the fat lady always sings at... in-opera-tune times...

Stretched...

Got a new lease on life; Make payments and never stop the planning
Now I'm revamped, Christopher Reeves amped, notwithstanding...

Meh. Step it up...

You sizing up dicks like Cyberpunk's glitch - No unheard of mystery
Man they even changed Aunt Jemima's name... somewhat surreptitiously (sorry)
Didn't see this coming? I'm a mack truck without some high beams
Beat you once, only way I'll bring you back up is with a dive team
I can sense a dyin' leech just like Sensodyne with teeth
All proceeds go to charity, they're second guessin' my retreat
It's highway robbery, mothers bleed to bring you up to speed
If I'm not the number one seed I must be in another league...

Geez...

Got a leg up on you... Yeah, this knee grows a little big...
I'm throwing a Derek Chauvin shindig... I'm a chauvinistic pig
You homo as picture sigs... Soon I'll battle these phonies
Won't stop 'til I collect every last little homie, that's a platinum trophy...

Show me...

Don't press your luck, I'll close the book on you four leaf clovers
I'm known to roast you, dropping fire bars just to hold you over...

Nah...

Shit's gettin' Old like Shyamalan's film... You wanna be sharing your news
But Y-on-earth would you? Like a peace sign from an aerial view...


Upside down?

You'll bury your future in the past, in fact I predict it
But you can't hack it like it's encrypted... Or Michael Myers limbless
Or... uh...

Ha!

Hope your kids stay dying from SIDS... Vicious cycle... like the idol of Eng
Trials and tribulations? You getting cold cocked when I fly off the hinge
It's like y'all sending smoke signals but I'm supplying the wind
Plus the horizon is dim, and no one on this fucking island can swim...

Give ‘em hell…

You an imbecile with a Nimbus cell; Look up to the sky and see a medley
I got it made... I came to exercise my right to free assembly
Steer clear of me like Tesla wheels or I'll batter down the door
How don't you believe what I have in store when we've had it out before?

Oomph...

Let's explore the rifts between us... I just found 'Ratchet and Clank'
(Which is also the sights and sounds inside an active drunk tank)
They say once bitten, twice shy... You should do a double take
Holier than Thou? You run of the Mill if I keep it a hunnit, mate...

I see what you did there...

I'm Canadian... I'd rather change lanes than try to chase you
But it takes two, so talk about my 'Eh' game and I'll berate you...

Ehhhh...

You on the ledge; Next gen? Errr, you Caitlyn now
Must be the feminine baggage you found... that pursuade you down...
You were the highest ranked around, text's one true apostle
Yet no longer check all the boxes like an apprehended Unabomber
You're a genie in a bottle? Cool... I'm the genius that bought you
If you ever see me in a costume than the meaning will be lost dude
Too cheap to accost you, but if each bar has me split...
I'll go to the nexus quicker than Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Really?

Next sis...

Yeah I get, it's just stupid...

Now I'm loose lipped? As if... Fuck this useless rap shit
The movement's spastic; You about as enthusiastic as a tube of chapstick...

Wtf does that even... ?

It means I've become especially drunk in here
But what I amass caught on when I sew-bird up... Sesame Street puppeteers...

Oh dear...

I wonder who here I annoy more when I say I enjoy porn
Unemployed whores, or those with more underlyin' issues than Roy Horn?
You dead on sight like Toy Story... I'm part of the cold earth
Meaning my art won't be reimbursed until my arteries just burst...

But wait! It gets worse...

I'll go in higher debt before I give you a line of credit
I'm archived with more mindless skeptics than you could find on reddit
Want my spot? Give it a shot, taking a stab's pathetic
I'll leave you with aghast expressions like Jews clinging to their last possessions
After stepping through rooms in Nazi Germany that didn't have an exit
And eels breed via Panmixia... for anyone that asked the question
Can't get something from nothing... Like looking at a glass reflecting...

Pull yourself together...

I just did.

That's what I call a happy ending...

:)