QUARTER-FINALS: #1 Zuch VS #9 Destroyer ZUCH WINS

[UPN Zuch]

Welcome to the NBL PLAYOFFS

Rules

Line limit

Minimum: 10

Maximum: 16

Verses due 11:59pm PACIFIC December 26, 2020 (Saturday)

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Good luck, gentlemen

[UPN Zuch]

16?

[Destroyer]

yo... matadors tee shirts...bull leading from these swords...word to barcotic...

(aiyyo so u got)
dope mags. modding prowess. but ur text is still shitty tho
u just excel in all the wrong places like in the Dilemma video
u show up in so many forms, like some dark souls final bosses
sure. ur record’s nice, but how many of them wins were also like... ur losses?
i’m nice with the blade. u will fuck around & get urself murdered
come within 6 feet of des u getting poked faster than frontline health workers
ur girl stays beggin for real dick. dunno how u managed to throw in a baby
it’s a known fact jamie got stuck with a small wonder like that show in the 80s
des is tight with moms. keep a room ready in case she’s flown in quick
‘matt reside’ in a home only cause he took that <<< path to ownership
if nose size correlated to dick size, it would be clear u were made for porn
ur the only cat who can wake up and smell the coffee...that ur mom drank on the day u were born
got the shotty cocked for u & ready to blast off nine or ten in hatred
when desvon sawa get off the buss..u still end up dead like final destination
i’m a text demon. enter in flames & when i leave, ur left bleeding
so if u hear jamie tell you to run, shit! she won’t be talking bout next season

[UPN Zuch]

I agree let’s get this over with


You sell phone accessories? Lol, there’s no credit in store
An SD card only has 16 gigs, but every one of them is better than yours
Your bitch a slut, she takes HIV cocks to the face
If I smash that burner, it’s with a hammer, like I’m trying to keep cops off my trace
I had your job at 18, the money ain’t fit for the pros
Your accountant wasn’t mistaken when he described your net income as ‘gross’
Zuch don’t play, I leave craniums bleeding
Semi splits your dome into sections, find my bullets in stadium seating
Get a new career, go without the tragedy man
Wife queefed your unborn into a shitter, don’t talk to me about a family plan
Even as a miscarriage we couldn’t tell it was yours
How does a ‘wireless expert’ let his own fetus strangle itself with a cord?
Your girl large too, sex is tough with where her stomach is
Body structured like a home loan, takes 30 years to get out from under it
Des a nobody, a fast death is reason to stare
But his disappearance will take more than 60 minutes


..or Dateline, to get people to care


.

[El Muffin]

dope mags. modding prowess. but ur text is still shitty tho
u just excel in all the wrong places like in the Dilemma video
( this is fireeee. Hope ppl get it because I honestly forgot about that shit until I saw memes about it. You probably know exactly what I’m talking about . I bet that inspired this bar cause I refuse to believe you watching old Kelly Rowland music videos lmso )
u show up in so many forms, like some dark souls final bosses
sure. ur record’s nice, but how many of them wins were also like... ur losses?
( this isn’t registering with me . My apologies . I feel like I’m missing something )
i’m nice with the blade. u will fuck around & get urself murdered
come within 6 feet of des u getting poked faster than frontline health workers
( mmmm . Ok)
ur girl stays beggin for real dick. dunno how u managed to throw in a baby
it’s a known fact jamie got stuck with a small wonder like that show in the 80s
( gotta be careful with obscure references such as these . I googled it . Kind of decreases the impact . These type of things are tough cause your opener is similar ... it just so happens I knew wtf you were referencing immediately . Not so much this one )
des is tight with moms. keep a room ready in case she’s flown in quick
‘matt reside’ in a home only cause he took that <<< path to ownership
( matricide. This was cool and I’m not usually a fan of these . )
if nose size correlated to dick size, it would be clear u were made for porn
ur the only cat who can wake up and smell the coffee...that ur mom drank on the day u were born
( lol plot twist . At first glance I thought this was corny but I’m buggin . I like it )
got the shotty cocked for u & ready to blast off nine or ten in hatred
when desvon sawa get off the buss..u still end up dead like final destination
( Devon sawa? Wasn’t sure if you were trying to incorporate your name into wp but his name isn’t spelled like that ) This one was lost in translation for me )
i’m a text demon. enter in flames & when i leave, ur left bleeding
so if u hear jamie tell you to run, shit! she won’t be talking bout next season
(An appropriate closer. Above avg )


You sell phone accessories? Lol, there’s no credit in store
An SD card only has 16 gigs, but every one of them is better than yours
( forget personal occupation angle ( which is good btw) . How have I never seen a gig / gig line before. This is nice )
Your bitch a slut, she takes HIV cocks to the face
If I smash that burner, it’s with a hammer, like I’m trying to keep cops off my trace
( pretty good )
I had your job at 18, the money ain’t fit for the pros
Your accountant wasn’t mistaken when he described your net income as ‘gross’
( ok )
Zuch don’t play, I leave craniums bleeding
Semi splits your dome into sections, find my bullets in stadium seating
( a little light . But ultra smooth . Ok)
Get a new career, go without the tragedy man
Wife queefed your unborn into a shitter, don’t talk to me about a family plan
( YIKES. this is going for the jugglar)
Even as a miscarriage we couldn’t tell it was yours
How does a ‘wireless expert’ let his own fetus strangle itself with a cord?
( oh my god you stop this nonsense now lmao holy shit )
Your girl large too, sex is tough with where her stomach is
Body structured like a home loan, takes 30 years to get out from under it
( concept is cool . Something made it a little ineffective to me tho I think it was “ body structured like a home loan . Concept is sound but it just read a bit nonsensical but I see there was no other way to drive this concept home. It’s like At the fringes of “ ok” imo )
Des a nobody, a fast death is reason to stare
But his disappearance will take more than 60 minutEd
( wasn’t feeling the closer much )

Hmmm interesting . Oddly enough I heve destroyer with more quotes 4-3 ... BUTTTT zuch was a model of consistency . There was only one couplet I didn’t fw at all n that was the closer . Everything else hit . Or at the very least touched des. & there were 4 bars that were straight ferocious that kind of negated the clever nature of some of destroyers shit . I think that dilemma bar is the most original bar I’ve seen in a hot minute tho . Never seen that . Ever . Not even a rendition . Very entertaining battle but I got zuch here. Didn’t take many risks conceptually n it paid off IN MY OPINION . Destroyer definitely took some risks here n time will tell if it pans out for him in regards to the rest of the voting pool

V/zuch

[Amen]

Wasn’t really feeling destroyer verse. A lot of cool concepts that weren’t worded or executed to their potential.

Zuch had a solid verse. The cellphone references are OD’ old but your angles were nice. 16 gigs, wireless expert was mean and 30 year morg was a cool concept - wasn’t feeling the execution much.

Zuch got it.

[fraze]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

dope mags. modding prowess. but ur text is still shitty tho
u just excel in all the wrong places like in the Dilemma video
ok. kinda light
u show up in so many forms, like some dark souls final bosses
sure. ur record’s nice, but how many of them wins were also like... ur losses?
nah.
i’m nice with the blade. u will fuck around & get urself murdered
come within 6 feet of des u getting poked faster than frontline health workers
smooth.
ur girl stays beggin for real dick. dunno how u managed to throw in a baby
it’s a known fact jamie got stuck with a small wonder like that show in the 80s
too simple
des is tight with moms. keep a room ready in case she’s flown in quick
‘matt reside’ in a home only cause he took that <<< path to ownership
like the matricide wp. wording could have been better but it hits
if nose size correlated to dick size, it would be clear u were made for porn
ur the only cat who can wake up and smell the coffee...that ur mom drank on the day u were born
i want to like this but something is missing. it's not quite harsh enough or funny enough to stand up without some type of flip
got the shotty cocked for u & ready to blast off nine or ten in hatred
when desvon sawa get off the buss..u still end up dead like final destination
you knew this was bad when you wrote it
i’m a text demon. enter in flames & when i leave, ur left bleeding
so if u hear jamie tell you to run, shit! she won’t be talking bout next season
too light

Quotes: frontline health workers, matricide
Close: Dilemma, smell the coffee

Don't know what happened here, this is a step back from the last couple of weeks. The bars I quoted were fire but didn't have a lot besides that. Most of the misses weren't so much bad as bland.

Originally Posted by UPN Zuch

You sell phone accessories? Lol, there’s no credit in store
An SD card only has 16 gigs, but every one of them is better than yours
nice wording. cool punch
Your bitch a slut, she takes HIV cocks to the face
If I smash that burner, it’s with a hammer, like I’m trying to keep cops off my trace
this is ok
I had your job at 18, the money ain’t fit for the pros
Your accountant wasn’t mistaken when he described your net income as ‘gross’
ok. kinda simple.
Zuch don’t play, I leave craniums bleeding
Semi splits your dome into sections, find my bullets in stadium seating
idea is ok. don't like your wording
Get a new career, go without the tragedy man
Wife queefed your unborn into a shitter, don’t talk to me about a family plan
need more creativity. everyone has done these lines, this is basically a statement
Even as a miscarriage we couldn’t tell it was yours
How does a ‘wireless expert’ let his own fetus strangle itself with a cord?
wording is weird to me. idea is ok
Your girl large too, sex is tough with where her stomach is
Body structured like a home loan, takes 30 years to get out from under it
ok idea, bad angle.
Des a nobody, a fast death is reason to stare
But his disappearance will take more than 60 minutes


..or Dateline, to get people to care
cool misdirection
.

Quotes: 16 gigs, smash burner, 60 minutes
Close: gross, dome into sections, wireless expert, home loan

You only had one real miss to me. I've see you throw harder punches in a verse but this still a pretty consistent drop.

Vote: Zuch Destro's verse feels a little rushed with half his verse missing for me, and Zuch didn't give him much room for error.

[Answer]

Dilemma
Small wonder

Vs

Gigs
Family plan
Home loan

I got zuch

[Adverse]

Des:

dope mags. modding prowess. but ur text is still shitty tho
u just excel in all the wrong places like in the Dilemma video
^ this was a dope little throwback, still don’t get why that bitch was texting in Microsoft Excel lol

u show up in so many forms, like some dark souls final bosses
sure. ur record’s nice, but how many of them wins were also like... ur losses?
^ I didn’t really get this. And the setup was weird

i’m nice with the blade. u will fuck around & get urself murdered
come within 6 feet of des u getting poked faster than frontline health workers
^ okay

ur girl stays beggin for real dick. dunno how u managed to throw in a baby
it’s a known fact jamie got stuck with a small wonder like that show in the 80s
^ this was good

des is tight with moms. keep a room ready in case she’s flown in quick
‘matt reside’ in a home only cause he took that <<< path to ownership
^ this is a bold claim bar but I like the wordplay and implication

if nose size correlated to dick size, it would be clear u were made for porn
ur the only cat who can wake up and smell the coffee...that ur mom drank on the day u were born
^ lmao I don’t know this visual is crazy and it’s funny but I wouldn’t say it hit

got the shotty cocked for u & ready to blast off nine or ten in hatred
when desvon sawa get off the buss..u still end up dead like final destination
^ no no no.

i’m a text demon. enter in flames & when i leave, ur left bleeding
so if u hear jamie tell you to run, shit! she won’t be talking bout next season
^ this was okay, decent close.

Zuch:
You sell phone accessories? Lol, there’s no credit in store
An SD card only has 16 gigs, but every one of them is better than yours
^ good opener liked it

Your bitch a slut, she takes HIV cocks to the face
If I smash that burner, it’s with a hammer, like I’m trying to keep cops off my trace
^ cool again

I had your job at 18, the money ain’t fit for the pros
Your accountant wasn’t mistaken when he described your net income as ‘gross’
^ haha alright

Zuch don’t play, I leave craniums bleeding
Semi splits your dome into sections, find my bullets in stadium seating
^ this was okay

Get a new career, go without the tragedy man
Wife queefed your unborn into a shitter, don’t talk to me about a family plan
^ ouchhh. Hard hitting and a personal

Even as a miscarriage we couldn’t tell it was yours
How does a ‘wireless expert’ let his own fetus strangle itself with a cord?
^ rough again. Ha
Your girl large too, sex is tough with where her stomach is
Body structured like a home loan, takes 30 years to get out from under it
^ lmaooo felt like a “yo mama” joke

Des a nobody, a fast death is reason to stare
But his disappearance will take more than 60 minutes


..or Dateline, to get people to care
^ ehhhh it was okayish


We all know how dope Des is it’s not a question but this was a rushed verse and honestly Zuch came out swinging he was personal and had consistently good bars so he won this one pretty handily imo.

[UPN Zuch]

Zuch wins 4-0 and advances.