FINAL WEEK: Username 5-3 VS Aero 2-3 USER WINS

UPN Zuch · 12-09-2020, 12:55 PM

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Aero · 12-09-2020, 08:47 PM

How many are we going

UserName · 12-10-2020, 10:36 AM

16

Aero · 12-12-2020, 10:04 PM

12 hour ext.

UPN Zuch · 12-12-2020, 10:07 PM

@Aero I have Derrick’s verse.

Aero · 12-13-2020, 05:02 PM

Uhjjgh

Aero · 12-13-2020, 11:57 PM

CAAAAAANNNNN
YOOOOOOOUUUUU
DIIIIIGGGGGG
ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd think that's a quote from The Warriors which is awesome itself
But that's me at the bottom of your massive grave with a shovel calling for help
Youu lovvvve weight jokes, not hard to please so I start to tease
Until you laugh so hard you realize there's nothing funny about heart disease
Look at my pics bro, you can tell I've got honeys
You look like what would happen if Chris Farley said Yooooo I'm not funny
Gangster movies taught me stay strapped but I dont live in the ghetto
Like User on ANY seesaw I look up to people gripping the metal
You do gun bars? LOL ginger fool you soft
Last time you grabbed a machine gun security pulled you off
Your girl? I blocked her # so she'd get off of my back
Says I'm just an asshole, I got offended & said I have more to offer than that
And your mom? she likes silly presents & 9 inches of cock
That fat bitch wanted a gag gift so I put my dick in a box
I tell women dance and turn up, they get naked for dick
Last time you told a girl to put on a show & turn up you were taking a shit

UPN Zuch · 12-14-2020, 03:11 AM

User’s verse:

Aero was livin’ lavish as shit til debt ravaged his crib
If we call you the GOAT, it’s only because you ate trash as a Kid
My crew’s vicious, I’m just warning ya, cuz…
One word will have more metal to ur body than a Mandalorian does
You scandalous bitch, in Discord I never answered ur quips
Cuz there aint been a decent Arrowverse since CW cancelled the shit
Nobody supports him, relationship's destined to crash
Any woman 100% behind him, has a strap-on 60% in his ass
You can't handle a real woman, he’s the epitome of average lay
You got your small part in Little Women like Timothee Chalamet
Copped a fifth, stopped by and leg-locked ur bitch
Legs wide, and I’m doing more with The Box than Roddy Rich
You AINT real, or dope, one hit and I’m hopin’ ur jaw breaks
You’re just a bitch I’m digging a hole through like the poster in Shawshank
Fix your face, cuz just looking at it makes us think ur gay
I’m not pegging you as the bitch type, I’ll leave that to your Tinder dates

JaysonFresh · 12-14-2020, 09:48 AM

Youu lovvvve weight jokes, not hard to please so I start to tease
Until you laugh so hard you realize there's nothing funny about heart disease
Gangster movies taught me stay strapped but I dont live in the ghetto
Like User on ANY seesaw I look up to people gripping the metal
And your mom? she likes silly presents & 9 inches of cock
That fat bitch wanted a gag gift so I put my dick in a box
I tell women dance and turn up, they get naked for dick
Last time you told a girl to put on a show & turn up you were taking a shit

vs

Aero was livin’ lavish as shit til debt ravaged his crib
If we call you the GOAT, it’s only because you ate trash as a Kid
My crew’s vicious, I’m just warning ya, cuz…
One word will have more metal to ur body than a Mandalorian does
You scandalous bitch, in Discord I never answered ur quips
Cuz there aint been a decent Arrowverse since CW cancelled the shit
Nobody supports him, relationship's destined to crash
Any woman 100% behind him, has a strap-on 60% in his ass

This was quite close. both were consistent
Came down to who had the bar of the match - Aero's seesaw line was a dope concept and a personal diss.

Vote - Aero

evaD · 12-14-2020, 02:40 PM

Aero
Heart disease, gag gift were cool. lol at another pegging reference. Is the closer worded wrong or is it me?

See saw was a haymaker

User
Goat, mandalorian, strap on, pegging all good

Little women was firee

I’m edging to user on more consistent hits although maybe see saw was lotb.

Vote - user

Destroyer · 12-14-2020, 03:01 PM

like everything in aero’s verse through seesaw

felt everything in users verse except chamolet and roddy rich

user edges it even with the references i didn’t get
aero started hot though. if he kept that consistency throughout the verse, he would have got him.

v/user

fraze · 12-15-2020, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

CAAAAAANNNNN
YOOOOOOOUUUUU
DIIIIIGGGGGG
ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd think that's a quote from The Warriors which is awesome itself
But that's me at the bottom of your massive grave with a shovel calling for help
nice opener
Youu lovvvve weight jokes, not hard to please so I start to tease
Until you laugh so hard you realize there's nothing funny about heart disease
harsh and funny
Look at my pics bro, you can tell I've got honeys
You look like what would happen if Chris Farley said Yooooo I'm not funny
don't like this
Gangster movies taught me stay strapped but I dont live in the ghetto
Like User on ANY seesaw I look up to people gripping the metal
cool concept
You do gun bars? LOL ginger fool you soft
Last time you grabbed a machine gun security pulled you off
wording is off to me
Your girl? I blocked her # so she'd get off of my back
Says I'm just an asshole, I got offended & said I have more to offer than that
please stop doing this
And your mom? she likes silly presents & 9 inches of cock
That fat bitch wanted a gag gift so I put my dick in a box
concept is ok.
I tell women dance and turn up, they get naked for dick
Last time you told a girl to put on a show & turn up you were taking a shit
nah

Quotes: can you dig it, heart disease, seesaw, dick in the box

You can definitely drop fire when you want to, but you also come with some weird ass shit that makes it hard to take your verses seriously. Started with heat then kinda trailed off.

Quote:

Originally Posted by UserName

Aero was livin’ lavish as shit til debt ravaged his crib
If we call you the GOAT, it’s only because you ate trash as a Kid
cool
My crew’s vicious, I’m just warning ya, cuz…
One word will have more metal to ur body than a Mandalorian does
nice
You scandalous bitch, in Discord I never answered ur quips
Cuz there aint been a decent Arrowverse since CW cancelled the shit
heat
Nobody supports him, relationship's destined to crash
Any woman 100% behind him, has a strap-on 60% in his ass
funnyish
You can't handle a real woman, he’s the epitome of average lay
You got your small part in Little Women like Timothee Chalamet
meh to ok
Copped a fifth, stopped by and leg-locked ur bitch
Legs wide, and I’m doing more with The Box than Roddy Rich
this is nice
You AINT real, or dope, one hit and I’m hopin’ ur jaw breaks
You’re just a bitch I’m digging a hole through like the poster in Shawshank
nice
Fix your face, cuz just looking at it makes us think ur gay
I’m not pegging you as the bitch type, I’ll leave that to your Tinder dates
wording around bitch type is awkward but cool closer.

Quotes: GOAT, Mandalorian, Arrowverse, Roddy Rich, Shawshank
Close: strap-on, Timothy Chalamet, pegging

You came with fire this week. No critique needed, your verse speaks for itself.

Vote: UserName Dope battle. Aero hurt himself by being himself, but showed enough to prove that he could compete. But user hit him with too many haymakers.

UPN Zuch · 12-15-2020, 10:49 AM

Massive grave and seesaw

Vs

Are trash, mandalorian, aeroverse, roddy rich, Shawshank

I got User comfortably

12-09-2020, 08:47 PM	#2
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,827 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	How many are we going __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

12-10-2020, 10:36 AM	#3
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228862	16 __________________ First Class

12-12-2020, 10:04 PM	#4
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,827 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	12 hour ext. __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out.

12-13-2020, 05:02 PM	#6
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,827 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	Uhjjgh __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out. Last edited by Aero; 12-14-2020 at 12:24 AM.

12-13-2020, 11:57 PM	#7
Aero GOAT Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,827 Battle Record: 14-17 Champed - Site Diss Competition - Tag Tournament III - Lyric Olympics - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 0	CAAAAAANNNNN YOOOOOOOUUUUU DIIIIIGGGGGG ITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'd think that's a quote from The Warriors which is awesome itself But that's me at the bottom of your massive grave with a shovel calling for help Youu lovvvve weight jokes, not hard to please so I start to tease Until you laugh so hard you realize there's nothing funny about heart disease Look at my pics bro, you can tell I've got honeys You look like what would happen if Chris Farley said Yooooo I'm not funny Gangster movies taught me stay strapped but I dont live in the ghetto Like User on ANY seesaw I look up to people gripping the metal You do gun bars? LOL ginger fool you soft Last time you grabbed a machine gun security pulled you off Your girl? I blocked her # so she'd get off of my back Says I'm just an asshole, I got offended & said I have more to offer than that And your mom? she likes silly presents & 9 inches of cock That fat bitch wanted a gag gift so I put my dick in a box I tell women dance and turn up, they get naked for dick Last time you told a girl to put on a show & turn up you were taking a shit __________________ Too Rich IRL to Be Here. I'm Out. Last edited by Aero; 12-14-2020 at 12:37 AM.

12-14-2020, 09:48 AM	#9
JaysonFresh Member Join Date: Jun 2019 Posts: 45 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 263272	Youu lovvvve weight jokes, not hard to please so I start to tease Until you laugh so hard you realize there's nothing funny about heart disease Gangster movies taught me stay strapped but I dont live in the ghetto Like User on ANY seesaw I look up to people gripping the metal And your mom? she likes silly presents & 9 inches of cock That fat bitch wanted a gag gift so I put my dick in a box I tell women dance and turn up, they get naked for dick Last time you told a girl to put on a show & turn up you were taking a shit vs Aero was livin’ lavish as shit til debt ravaged his crib If we call you the GOAT, it’s only because you ate trash as a Kid My crew’s vicious, I’m just warning ya, cuz… One word will have more metal to ur body than a Mandalorian does You scandalous bitch, in Discord I never answered ur quips Cuz there aint been a decent Arrowverse since CW cancelled the shit Nobody supports him, relationship's destined to crash Any woman 100% behind him, has a strap-on 60% in his ass This was quite close. both were consistent Came down to who had the bar of the match - Aero's seesaw line was a dope concept and a personal diss. Vote - Aero

12-14-2020, 02:40 PM	#10
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 697 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156644	Aero Heart disease, gag gift were cool. lol at another pegging reference. Is the closer worded wrong or is it me? See saw was a haymaker User Goat, mandalorian, strap on, pegging all good Little women was firee I’m edging to user on more consistent hits although maybe see saw was lotb. Vote - user __________________