WEEK 7: Username 3-2 VS Jayfresh 3-2 USERNAME WINS

[UPN Zuch]

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[UserName]

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[JaysonFresh]

check check , sounds good

[JaysonFresh]

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[UserName]

NC shits on you, nobody calls this man the greatest
Now everyone can see Jay get wasted like San Andreas
We’re not alike, I write verses for my legions of fans
You write ‘Verzuz!’ in comments while Swizz streams on the ‘Gram
Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high
I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries
All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor
Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door
Culture said I had kids? A possibility whenever I fuck whores
But I’m calling Jay’s girl, I’m curious what I gave her 300 bucks for?
Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’
& that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions
I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs
We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side
Regardless, this is a hassle, I’m trying to write shit an skedaddle
Goodbye JaysonFresh, Signed UserNameWinningThisBattle

[UPN Zuch]

JaysonFresh verse:


lets go.
quick question tho:


User desperately tryna revive career, why bother?
u gon dieeee anyway. ya life a car breathalyzer theres 'no .2 it for starters'
YOUR corny jokes hav us like wtf. User done? He should just stop
last week u showed an Answer.. then got hit with Culture shock
let vultures flock. doughboy aint got stamina to pause
save my gun bars for next week, nigga u already close to dieing of natural cause
& those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger
his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager
I’ll fuckin stage ya death a suicide, make that the scene
Have u Layed out, tool in ya mouth.. that’s a Cpap machine.
& Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock?
exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock
soo what'll kill him firrrrst. is it Fresh or his cholesterol
experts say with proper masking, COVID a struggle to catch.. so is User ina Trust Fall
& ur bout 2 inhaler puffs away from a lung collapse
this kinda beat down'll need sraL's coconut oil to get Users health back on track.

sianara.

[Coop]

USERNAME


NC shits on you, nobody calls this man the greatest
Now everyone can see Jay get wasted like San Andreas
Throwaway bar for an opener?
We’re not alike, I write verses for my legions of fans
You write ‘Verzuz!’ in comments while Swizz streams on the ‘Gram
Ehhhh
Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high
I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries
More cocky than harsh. I'm lookin for a hit
All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor
Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door
Funny
Culture said I had kids? A possibility whenever I fuck whores
But I’m calling Jay’s girl, I’m curious what I gave her 300 bucks for?
Kinda funny
Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’
& that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions
Cool wp, avg bar
I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs
We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side
Basic
Regardless, this is a hassle, I’m trying to write shit an skedaddle
Goodbye JaysonFresh, Signed UserNameWinningThisBattle
Throwaway for the closer too?


Mannn either you aint gaf about this battle, or this guy must really suck. Probably the worst verse I've seen from you, out of all 5-6 of them. Door & 300 bucks were only bars that resonated, the rest seemed keyed.

5/10


VS


JAYSONFRESH


User desperately tryna revive career, why bother?
u gon dieeee anyway. ya life a car breathalyzer theres 'no .2 it for starters'
I see what you were trying, and I like, but it didn't work quite right
YOUR corny jokes hav us like wtf. User done? He should just stop
last week u showed an Answer.. then got hit with Culture shock
Below avg "you lost to ___ last week" bar
let vultures flock. doughboy aint got stamina to pause
save my gun bars for next week, nigga u already close to dieing of natural cause
Meh
& those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger
his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager
Ehhh... nah. Not feeling where you went with it
I’ll fuckin stage ya death a suicide, make that the scene
Have u Layed out, tool in ya mouth.. that’s a Cpap machine.
Too basic
& Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock?
exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock
Cool concept. Reworded could've been lotb
soo what'll kill him firrrrst. is it Fresh or his cholesterol
experts say with proper masking, COVID a struggle to catch.. so is User ina Trust Fall
Said a lot in the punch just to get to a soft punchline. Couldve done more with this
& ur bout 2 inhaler puffs away from a lung collapse
this kinda beat down'll need sraL's coconut oil to get Users health back on track.
Meh

Take out the filler, reword struggle to catch & on lock and you might've won this. As it stands, i didn't like much other than those two. The opener was honorable mention. 4/10




All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor
Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door

VS

& Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock?
exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock





Weirdly close, subpar battle, lots of misses.

Vote: User

[iSpaz]

NC shits on you, nobody calls this man the greatest
Now everyone can see Jay get wasted like San Andreas
light
We’re not alike, I write verses for my legions of fans
You write ‘Verzuz!’ in comments while Swizz streams on the ‘Gram
lol
Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high
I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries
kinda corny but cool
All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor
Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door
hit
Culture said I had kids? A possibility whenever I fuck whores
But I’m calling Jay’s girl, I’m curious what I gave her 300 bucks for?
nahh lol
Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’
& that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions
i get the hbo wire on deman, but is the other thing, a thing?
I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs
We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side
hmm
Regardless, this is a hassle, I’m trying to write shit an skedaddle
Goodbye JaysonFresh, Signed UserNameWinningThisBattle
lollll bruh whatttt

vs

User desperately tryna revive career, why bother?
u gon dieeee anyway. ya life a car breathalyzer theres 'no .2 it for starters'
cool
YOUR corny jokes hav us like wtf. User done? He should just stop
last week u showed an Answer.. then got hit with Culture shock
had potential
let vultures flock. doughboy aint got stamina to pause
save my gun bars for next week, nigga u already close to dieing of natural cause
i liked this
& those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger
his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager
nah lol
I’ll fuckin stage ya death a suicide, make that the scene
Have u Layed out, tool in ya mouth.. that’s a Cpap machine.
uh u a respiratory therapist bruh?
& Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock?
exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock
light
soo what'll kill him firrrrst. is it Fresh or his cholesterol
experts say with proper masking, COVID a struggle to catch.. so is User ina Trust Fall
nahh
& ur bout 2 inhaler puffs away from a lung collapse
this kinda beat down'll need sraL's coconut oil to get Users health back on track.
nah

v/user. this was a close battle and i've seen better from both tbh. i'll have to give the slight edge to user.

[fraze]

Originally Posted by UserName

NC shits on you, nobody calls this man the greatest
Now everyone can see Jay get wasted like San Andreas
very light
We’re not alike, I write verses for my legions of fans
You write ‘Verzuz!’ in comments while Swizz streams on the ‘Gram
not feeling this
Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high
I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries
this is ok
All this rapport’s a bore, house is outfitted with poor décor
Police don’t need a ‘no knock’ for a guy who can’t afford a door
funny
Culture said I had kids? A possibility whenever I fuck whores
But I’m calling Jay’s girl, I’m curious what I gave her 300 bucks for?
don't like this
Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’
& that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions
this was cool
I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs
We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side
ok
Regardless, this is a hassle, I’m trying to write shit an skedaddle
Goodbye JaysonFresh, Signed UserNameWinningThisBattle
what the fuck was this

Originally Posted by JaysonFresh

User desperately tryna revive career, why bother?
u gon dieeee anyway. ya life a car breathalyzer theres 'no .2 it for starters'
concept is ok but wording doesn't hit
YOUR corny jokes hav us like wtf. User done? He should just stop
last week u showed an Answer.. then got hit with Culture shock
nope
let vultures flock. doughboy aint got stamina to pause
save my gun bars for next week, nigga u already close to dieing of natural cause
nice concept. better wording would have made this dope
& those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger
his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager
nah
I’ll fuckin stage ya death a suicide, make that the scene
Have u Layed out, tool in ya mouth.. that’s a Cpap machine.
ok
& Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock?
exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock
nice concept. wording is off. ok bar
soo what'll kill him firrrrst. is it Fresh or his cholesterol
experts say with proper masking, COVID a struggle to catch.. so is User ina Trust Fall
again nice concept, poor wording
& ur bout 2 inhaler puffs away from a lung collapse
this kinda beat down'll need sraL's coconut oil to get Users health back on track.
i don't get this

User had no knock, the wire. mothers side and Zuch's baby were close. Seemed like you phoned this one in, I don't think i've seen this many misses in a verse from you before.

Jay had natural cause, username on lock. Trust fall would have hit with better wording, .2 was close. Nice concepts in general but some of the wording made me cringe.

Vote: JayFresh. Definitely would have expected to be voting for User just looking at the names on the battle but JayFresh came with a lot of creativity. This ended up being a close battle with Jay having better concepts and User having better execution, but both having a lot of misses. JayFresh's wording was really bad in some places, so User probably would have won this one if he didn't have a throwaway bar for his closer.

[Ajax]

Hmmm. Two of the better on here; I mean it as a compliment that I expected a little more. On any given day, I could see either of you beating anyone. It just seemed like you each dialed it in a little bit. Still, both verses were solid.. User’s traditional humor and Jayson’s wording.

I liked User’s extended attack on Culture’s fake kids personal... but I wasn’t a huge fan of his opening 4... Jayson’s verse was well worded, but he had some stale ideas that I wouldn’t have expected. Gunbars don’t work for me unless they’re really well done and I’ve seen trust fall fat jokes and plays on “Username” numerous times. If you’re gonna attack User’s weight, you really gotta come clever, and I thought the health/fat jokes weren’t next level enough.

Overall, this was really close. I think User barely edged it out. Cheers.

[Scout]

User

Jay stay dropping trash, but I think he may be high
I drop, & Fresh shit gettin’ wiped like Zuch when his baby cries
Next time I’m bringing a hanger, cuz lately hoes are slippin’
& that pussy’s getting The Wire On Demand like HBO subscriptions
I been fucking your aunt, and I’m diggin’ her thunder thighs
We had a 3 way, nutted, and I left some kids on your mother's side

Verse felt rushed or phoned in for a user verse
Let's see if it'a enough ...


Jayson

& those hunger pains'll eliminate u before any challenger
his stomach 'always grumbling' Karens use it to speak with the store manager
& Fresh got that formula to win, wanna know how I'll rock?
exceed max number of log ins. look ANYONE can put Username on lock

Almost didn't quote on lock because of wording but that was a fire concept
Almost quoted natural causes & trust fall. Both were lacking a bit

Voting Username in a close one

[UPN Zuch]

Got username here


Jayfresh fat jokes weren’t creative enough to hit.


User was more fresh here with crisper wording


Good battle


Vote user