WEEK 6: Zuch 5-0 VS Blue Bayou 5-0 60 LINES / CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BLUE WINS

[Destroyer]

Man what a battle
I’m not gonna bar for bar this because I’m not a masochist
What I am going to do is best bar vs best bar. And for me, that’s the bar in each verse that made me laugh the most

For Zuchie, it was “That hairline deserves an ESPY, Stuart Scott has the plaque drawn
Chris Berman once described it as “back back back back.. gone”

For blue it was “ of course you love the taste of beaver with that facial feature
only guy i know that goes down on his girl & penetrates her deeper”

Battle was great. It was too long. Lots of filler. Lots of hits. I think blue barely edges it, but man, I’d like to see 20 vs 20 with all the filler gone. I think Zuch gave the edge to blue because he likely already had 100 bars written for Zuch anyway.
Epic showing gentlemen

I have blue