WEEK 5: UserName 2-1 VS Hush 2-1 USER WINS

Dank · 11-07-2020, 01:56 PM

Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked
If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt

okay

Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years
The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears

liked this better

Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading
Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden

savage

Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains
Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame

lol okay

Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire
If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire

nice idea

scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him
Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000

good idea with the tee 1000 but felt it could have been better

If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out
2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout

the simile made it too simple imo

Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly
If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by
okay

vs

Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates
Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states

lol cool

Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two
And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do

nice and current

I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese
Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease

okay

She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love
And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does

I liked the idea, less so the execution on this one

Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian
Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean

fuelled by trash is dope

But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes
Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times

lol simple but effective

That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops
And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top

nah didn’t like this

So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse
Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house

again, kinda similar, simple but effective

I think conceptually I preferred Hush overall but User brought the more comedic angle and that definitely helped him here as he stuck with a more simple and effective approach (that I usually associate with Hush having) but User edged it for me

11-07-2020, 01:56 PM	#12
Dank Member Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 91 Battle Record: 1-0 Rep Power: 2167893	Same every time . Since ‘09 in champ matches u been getting wrecked If they ever described ur words as fine print it’s cuz u was never big in txt okay Asswhuppn u took last week was the most awful in years The way u got dragged in that fight swear u got hit wit one of scorpion spears liked this better Lost opportunities and tons of battles . Hope in life is fading Doors keep closing in ur face and I pray the next ones on a Iron Maiden savage Type to steal ya bitch and run a train .. afternoon of sexin an brains Her Pussy gave me 6 hours of play time that put my Bluetooth headset to shame lol okay Ya love life’s a mess . Every shot u takes a misfire If a girl wait for u to hit her line it’s cause the doorways laced wit tripwire nice idea scope like the terminator eye . He left as bones with meat around him Ironic the metal strip u down to a skeleton and ima give your tee 1000 good idea with the tee 1000 but felt it could have been better If it ain’t a closed casket I’m at ya wake pulling a stake out 2 sticks over the box twisting ur noodle like it’s chinese takeout the simile made it too simple imo Ya friends too pussy to save you when bullets or hands fly If u have a proud boy in ur crew all they gonna do is just stand by okay vs Ajax signed back in, he’s good, we can skip the debates Without him, Roe v. Wade are just methods that helped you get to the states lol cool Heard wifey's a porker, she eats lunches for two And takes up more seats in the House than Republicans do nice and current I hope you find release, it sucks that your dime’s obese Lately, the only skin touching those lips has been fried in grease okay She snacks on potato spuds, never shows tomatoes love And annually her shape grosses more than Jeff Bezos does I liked the idea, less so the execution on this one Her weight is class-based, and boy this plot’s Victorian Cuz that bitch is fueled by trash more than Doc’s Delorean fuelled by trash is dope But she don’t care about a few dork’s rhymes Her shadows covered more in 2020 than the New York Times lol simple but effective That girls chuuunky, I bet she sprinkles cheese on crops And if Hush ever has a sinking feeling… it’s when she’s on top nah didn’t like this So stop the gun talk, homie you sit in gloom with your spouse Because your fridge goes through more bulbs than any room in your house again, kinda similar, simple but effective I think conceptually I preferred Hush overall but User brought the more comedic angle and that definitely helped him here as he stuck with a more simple and effective approach (that I usually associate with Hush having) but User edged it for me