WEEK 5: Shredder 1-0 VS Eviction 0-1 EVICTION WINS

[Eviction]

Originally Posted by shredder

We older soliders now! We went from trying weed and rocking our gold!
To seeing our sons eat crayons, wondering "how nontoxic are those?"

I don’t doubt your parenting, but the life of your child is about to go south.
Instead of debating the toxicity of poison, just take the shit out of his mouth.
You'll keep battling sinacog for easy wins, you won’t even try and dead it.
Get slaughtered by old beef, he’ll be to you what McRibs are to diabetics.
That 50 shades of grey… that’s what your bitch demands from a goat.
Her mans gonna choke, she jelly when she sees them hands on ya throat.
I need to rethink that ^^^^ about to swallow prozac, cuz of the stress I feel.
Cuz WTF would I have a your bitch bar, after imagining that bitches sex appeal.
He aint a shredder, more like the fucking rat, that’s why this is getting hateful.
Why would u wanna be the dude chasing turtles instead of the one dicking april.
He’ll claim premature victory after getting trumped, like he’s imitating presidents.
The result is clear as day - RIP to shred, like getting rid of incriminating evidence.