WEEK 4 CONTENDER MATCH: User 2-0 VS Dave 2-1 DAVE WINS

[Victor.]

Originally Posted by UserName

The British are coming!...

Lately see, Dave’s dick aint made his lady queef
Meanwhile, I’m in and out of her mouth like baby teeth
nice
Plus, she hates being with you, that’s a problem Dave
When your girl see’s ex’s and ohhh’s more than Sean McVay.
is he a famous coach cuz I just had to google that. cool flip
All you date is pigs, they see you and twitch with shame
Cuz Dave’s turned more sweaters to jumpers than British slang
ok ok Im not googling again I will take ur word sweaters are jumpers in the UK. now when he turns sweaters to jumpers do u mean he makes them jump up and down and they sweat cuz they r fat or because he makes them.. u know what ima just say lol nah
4 out of 5 dentists agree, you should really see them more
Dave smiles and it sounds like 32 ninja’s unsheathing swords
lol thats silly and hilarious but no
That mouth is in decline, at least half of it's pus
His teeth DK so fast, they're catching passes from Russ
ok
It’s a serious problem for Brits, but I find that fun
Dave’s dental records just read: I bought Trident gum
I feel like Im missing something here
History repeats, and ranks? You’re moving fast, man
I’d ask for your secret, but I’d rather not lose in a champ match
ok
I’ll put a bounty on your girl if you think you’re running this shit
She got pounds on her head. It’s my stomach, while she’s sucking my dick
fire


"She's leaving home
after living alone, for so many years..." - The Beatles

Originally Posted by evaD

Where do I begin?

Well Just For starters, I Oughta be ranked above you
Just For starters you Oughta beef shank w/ mushrooms, sheep flank, beans, ham and enough steamed clams to feed three fams when they come through
u killed it when u stretched it thaat far
So I phoned in my battle last week but it didn’t matter cuz i’m elite
Last time User phoned it in Door Dash had to scramble the entire fleet
nice
I had a concept about your sex life, but I couldn’t word or make it function
It had too many moving parts... just like girls before you drug them
ok
My guy is more than just a fat dude, so don’t just snigger at his bulk
Foreal. This man has layers. You can see them jiggle when he walks
eh
Can’t miss him on the sidewalk, Pull up and point the glock in his direction
You’ll see a red light over amber but I won’t stop til he’s intersections
what do u mean by amber tho
I take revolvers out on play dates, You don’t wanna see me triggered
If user loading up Trey eight hes approaching the end of his TV dinner
lol ok
Join a gym bro, your whole life is at stake
Last time he performed concentration curls he was only icing a cake
lol
Girls love a German whip; if I dip in the BM,I stay with a great shorty
You don’t own a car. Plus A dip in your BMI is the only way you’ll make 40
eh

Dave had some fat jokes and some did work. User had a humor and sports reference based style. I didnt get the trident gum line so egg on my face for that

Im leaning

vote Dave