WEEK 2: Sharp 1-0 VS UserName 1-0 - USERNAME WINS

[Sharp]

'Hang in there' + you ranked at 2? Can't be true. I'm doubtful of that mag
Goofy fag. Got that '@giving dull boy head' style. You're counting on a gag
I saved NBL in '15 for this? Your shit puns make me sad bro
I'm modern text's father. You're it's fucking dad joke
It's all jab, joke, miss. An actual punch from you'd astound
Dancing around opponents weekly, but you can't burn the calories to drop a pound
+ the pic league? Your performance was whack. It's true, you're a hack
Amazing you couldn't handle one roast a week but can eat two as a snack
You're all played out gags and puns. Verses bring nothing but boredom
If anyone really wants to see a retarded old joke... well, there's 9 pics of you in the NPL forum