WEEK 2: Blue Bayou 1-0 VS Dave 1-0 BLUE BAYOU WINS

[UPN Zuch]

Dave verse:


What I’ll do to this Canuck fairy is a touch scary
You’ll see an axe and blues hopping on one leg and it isn’t Chuck Berry
If this guy leaves town, his wife sleeps around; time to rethink it
If that relationship was any more on the rocks then Ouch would try to drink it
A man of many talents, but some hardly sound fair
Ear to the ground and he can hear trains coming - mom’s getting bukkake’d downstairs
My bars are looking to son, a lot of people fear when I rhyme
Blue’s bars are looking to sun, probably a good idea at the time
We can’t throw hands cus if it’s beef I’ll dismember this character
Come through swinging cans and knocking out teeth like I’m Kevin Mcallister
My idea of a date is making movies, always end with something to show
His is A Few Good Men at the theatre and taking at least one of em home
We all like to sleep around but this guy plays the part unusual
If he go home and mull it over that’s just his trailer park booty call
You can catch me dropping thousands on route to lounging out in Cali
If blue ever sees five figures it just means my team have found him in an alley