WEEK 1: UserName vs. INF - USER WINS

Universe · 10-07-2020, 08:49 AM

INF:

Got the gat. leave no piece intact cuz my aims not missing
I'm cheesing.. schemes in the trap, beaming w/ the strap like a James Bond villain

- Nice scheme. But a FUCKING gun bar none the less... I will ERUPT if there's more.

I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar
With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war

- Historic space reference. I'm in. Like it.

Dog grew to country size, plus high risk to fall down & die
Made it a Life Policy to be obese....now we can fit a Nationwide on your side

- This works.

Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton
Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach

- Cool little concept.

Throw in the towel; dirty laundrys too big & needs a long talk
KNEW i'd fold em after squaring up....he just requested hamburger before the hotdog

- I dig the laundry reference.

Username:

Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland
Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant

- Ha. But really, who can't?

Always hittin’ snooze, everything about you is tired, right?
He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type

- lol nice.

He’s a fucking joke, and never been big in the hood
Only parties he gets invited to, are to help search for kids in the woods

- Ehhh, okay.

Everyone wishes you died, it’s evident when we’re roasting you
Friends only tell you to Hang In There while pointing to the closest room

- lol savage.

His search history’s tragic, depression really turned out big
When he clicked “how to get cut arms” and all he got was workout vids

- Cool closer.

Good battle guys. INF is definitely nice but I think User's comedic style is more my cup of Tim Horton's coffee.

Vote - Username

10-07-2020, 08:49 AM	#10
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 1,001 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178706	INF: Got the gat. leave no piece intact cuz my aims not missing I'm cheesing.. schemes in the trap, beaming w/ the strap like a James Bond villain - Nice scheme. But a FUCKING gun bar none the less... I will ERUPT if there's more. I'll give em a red scare when I fire rockets at this old boar With a waist in the 50's - belts winning a Space Race that'd edge us the cold war - Historic space reference. I'm in. Like it. Dog grew to country size, plus high risk to fall down & die Made it a Life Policy to be obese....now we can fit a Nationwide on your side - This works. Normally won't turn down anything. User loves being a glutton Talk about Hangry, boy can 'work up' an appetite til food disagrees w/ his stomach - Cool little concept. Throw in the towel; dirty laundrys too big & needs a long talk KNEW i'd fold em after squaring up....he just requested hamburger before the hotdog - I dig the laundry reference. Username: Hey man, people say Inf’s whole life is a wasteland Kid can’t walk past a puddle without debating a faceplant - Ha. But really, who can't? Always hittin’ snooze, everything about you is tired, right? He sleeps through 5 Alarms every day, we just wish it was the fire type - lol nice. He’s a fucking joke, and never been big in the hood Only parties he gets invited to, are to help search for kids in the woods - Ehhh, okay. Everyone wishes you died, it’s evident when we’re roasting you Friends only tell you to Hang In There while pointing to the closest room - lol savage. His search history’s tragic, depression really turned out big When he clicked “how to get cut arms” and all he got was workout vids - Cool closer. Good battle guys. INF is definitely nice but I think User's comedic style is more my cup of Tim Horton's coffee. Vote - Username __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..