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HE / HIM / FRAC
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: PA
Posts: 11,592
Battle Record: 56-21
Accomplishments - 50+ Wins
Champed - The Ultimate Writer
- NBL Cypher
- 1-2 Punch League
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So the Final is dave v zuch?
I’m a combo of Dre and Cube.. make your hot streak go real flimsy You remind me of Ren; not from NWA I mean the one from that show with Stimpy setup is beyond clean. Punch wording is stretched out and delivery is bland. Punch itself is cool And if you think that haircuts fire you’re in denial Shits had more frantic left swipes than you’re entire tinder bio your*. Bad grammar stands out. Delivery here is okay, but a pretty commonly done style Was leg day on a leap year? You ain’t hittin the racks, weasel Only time he’s ever clean and jerked was cooking chicken for black people setup again better than punch If we throw hands could zuchie see me? I’m thinking prolly not candy from a baby supposed to be easy but ur struggling to lift that lollipop okay That dress sense is the most shocking thing I’ve seen yet Im just surprised you can physically pull on a top that isn’t a v-neck lol. Wording still feels weird at 'physically pull on a top' That fucking bulbous kneecap makes my stomach feel uneasy Shit I thought “slavery was a choice” was the grossest thing that could come out of a yeezy lol nice. Fav so far The first zuch family pic I’ve seen yo.. it’s the sort that make you cry Just think that boy will share your genes.. and your chinos - all before the age of 5 lmao new favorite bar. Solid misdirection. Funny bar Cleaned house with every battle, zuch the only one left in the room So the reasoning why ima sweep you aside is that your body resembles a broom meh Them thin ass lips and disguise have the means of a boss ploy Lookin’ like Captain Hook if he boofed meth and molested 3 of the Lost Boys lol You were a bum on UPN so we had to cast you off, sue me If you’re making a come back it’s because you died at the end of that Alpha Dog movie had to google. Works, but lost the visceral punch effect since I didn't get it right away As for that light bulb nose, it has my mental affected I would refer you to a plastic surgeon, but he would just refer you to General Electric lol cool Crack Sparrow out here looking for buried treasure despite council Gonna have a hard time breathin’ if he keeps digging for gold in that right nostril okay Them skin blotches are WOW, it’s like you’re trying to hurt me Only thing you and pirates have in common is you’re both dying from scurvy not in love with the wording but fuck with the punch How OLD are you? Trust this guy’s a disgrace I’d point the Colt between those eyes but you already look 45 in the face almost there for me That weathered fucking face can barely fit the display You’re aging at a 5G speed but them eyebrows coming in at 56k lol That facial hair wack, my guy it’s best to be warned That I haven’t seen a trim job like that since a bitch snatch in 70’s porn Meh Close. Really equal in consistency with how many hit, quality of punches. Liking how even this is. Could go either way but Dave had two of my three favorite bars. V/evaD |
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