Adverse vs TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO - TOP WINS

[Adverse]

Originally Posted by TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO

Why do you do this to yourself

Spoons raised in victory, just got finished chowing down his eighth breakfast
In an hour he'll be in the mirror, stomach out asking the same question
I look at this picture and think mannn what a flattering homage
Somebody built a statue of Andy Milonakis out of Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets
I'm always dismissed as a topical dude, but as u sit porky as hell/gorging yourself
A TLC camera crew trailing you like "now THIS guy's got a story to tell!"
Carotid arteries praying for god's forgiveness, hard to keep a posi-body image
When your blood type is literally the sauce from the McDonald's ribwich
I've been POUNDIN bitches - covering birds in thick spunk
You been poundin bitches, you lean in for a hug n they revert to fist bumps
Retiring to focus on your health? Probably literally kill you to take a damn walk
Looking like Ham Porter if he fucked around and ate the entire Sandlot

[Sharp]

Listen fat ass, my head stay with the timeless jokes
Fries can’t be a part of your health cleanse just because you’re bathing in Diet Coke
not crazy about it okay
You’re an imitator, trust I’m stern with the heat fool
You ain’t FGR, even though you LITERALLY just emerged from his gene pool
nice
Look, that jawline is pubes galore
You. Are. UGLY. Face has me wishing that these spoons were forks
light but funny
Who the fuck posts up at this point with lotion?
Looking like McDonalds and The Hills Have Eyes did a joint promotion
dope
Traveling from branch to branch must be a musty habit
Water looks like a mall fountain, i toss a quarter in and wish u werent such a faggot
funny
Starches are bad my guy, unless it’s a heart attack you desire
That head, them fries, how many potatoes will keep coming out of that deep fryer?
okay


Spoons raised in victory, just got finished chowing down his eighth breakfast
In an hour he'll be in the mirror, stomach out asking the same question
okay
I look at this picture and think mannn what a flattering homage
Somebody built a statue of Andy Milonakis out of Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets
lol. Cool
I'm always dismissed as a topical dude, but as u sit porky as hell/gorging yourself
A TLC camera crew trailing you like "now THIS guy's got a story to tell!"
I like the idea here but the connection between 'topical head' and the punch really isn't that strong. People could miss it pretty easily tbh.
Carotid arteries praying for god's forgiveness, hard to keep a posi-body image
When your blood type is literally the sauce from the McDonald's ribwich
funny enough roast but lacking the pic specific stuff - still OK
I've been POUNDIN bitches - covering birds in thick spunk
You been poundin bitches, you lean in for a hug n they revert to fist bumps
solid as a generic line. Missed opportunity to mess with the pic but it's still sick
Retiring to focus on your health? Probably literally kill you to take a damn walk
Looking like Ham Porter if he fucked around and ate the entire Sandlot
okay


I think top was more consistently strong, but it's close. Tops best just had more sting to me

V/top

[Mac]

Listen fat ass, my head stay with the timeless jokes
Fries can’t be a part of your health cleanse just because you’re bathing in Diet Coke
lold

You’re an imitator, trust I’m stern with the heat fool
You ain’t FGR, even though you LITERALLY just emerged from his gene pool
dead

Look, that jawline is pubes galore
You. Are. UGLY. Face has me wishing that these spoons were forks
nah

Who the fuck posts up at this point with lotion?
Looking like McDonalds and The Hills Have Eyes did a joint promotion
ok

Traveling from branch to branch must be a musty habit
Water looks like a mall fountain, i toss a quarter in and wish u werent such a faggot
decent

Starches are bad my guy, unless it’s a heart attack you desire
That head, them fries, how many potatoes will keep coming out of that deep fryer?
ok


vs.

Spoons raised in victory, just got finished chowing down his eighth breakfast
In an hour he'll be in the mirror, stomach out asking the same question
not feeling this

I look at this picture and think mannn what a flattering homage
Somebody built a statue of Andy Milonakis out of Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets
cool

I'm always dismissed as a topical dude, but as u sit porky as hell/gorging yourself
A TLC camera crew trailing you like "now THIS guy's got a story to tell!"
lold

Carotid arteries praying for god's forgiveness, hard to keep a posi-body image
When your blood type is literally the sauce from the McDonald's ribwich
nop

I've been POUNDIN bitches - covering birds in thick spunk
You been poundin bitches, you lean in for a hug n they revert to fist bumps
ok cool

Retiring to focus on your health? Probably literally kill you to take a damn walk
Looking like Ham Porter if he fucked around and ate the entire Sandlot
nope


v/ Top ILL fucked with his humor and the consistency. sorry for the short vote