Champ Match: Zuch 5-1 vs evaD 4-0 - ZUCH WINS

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Zooch McGooch -

Not sure WHAT you are, am I killing a meerkat?
Looks like the vet forgot who was who and just started pinning your ears back
That hairline on a steady climb, It should hit points sooner
This dude went to the salon and told the barber “gimme the Bitcoin future”
Let’s talk about that beard, who would call on this cat to win?
That chin is a conversation killer but I’m still gonna need you to patch it in
For real that bitch old, burned up and crucified
It’s ironic I’m putting down your dog while she’s on her way to being euthanized


DAVID -

I’ll batter this queer, recycling old bars n he’s been at it for years
The only truly unique angle he’s ever produced is that of his ears
That look ain’t puppy love man something’s clearly stressed it
Now that right hand death grips got me legit concerned about where your left is
the bull terrier goes in the back when we drive even though she hates it
Zuch got that Lab on his chest just to remind him where he was created
pursing those lips don’t seem to even it out
Homie.. You could Eskimo kiss the Sphinx without leaving that couch

Close close close. Zuch had this thing going in the beginning where i was like meh, love it, meh, love it. He picked up steam as he went along, though. Patch it in is probably my favorite line of the week. Dave, kinda did the same thing too - I think I actually wound up liking exactly half of your verses. And the Sphinx line tickled my funny bone.

It was close, but Dave's weak points were more than mere dislikes based on taste, some of them were just downright not good in any fashion. The David Lynch idea was done just a few weeks ago by Top. I'm still trying to figure out how to rhyme the kiss and tell line. and bridge of your nose is preeeeeetty played as well just from a concept standpoint. So, taking those minuses into account - my overall vote has to go for Zuch.

V - Zuch