Shadow Boxing Battle #4

Hush · 08-05-2020, 10:54 AM

Battler 1

Aiyyooo

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.
I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.
j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.
I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced..
You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned.
silencer on the gat when I pull it..
I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets.
your crib’ll get looted when my team bang..
they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains.

Battler 2

You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.
These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.
I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.
We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.
So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you,
But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you.
You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind:
There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE.

Answer · 08-05-2020, 11:41 AM

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.

ok opener

I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.

cool concept, could've been executed better

j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.

cool

I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced..
You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned.

wasnt feeling

silencer on the gat when I pull it..
I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets.

i like the idea on pop warner but the catching bullets thing has been done before

your crib’ll get looted when my team bang..
they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains.

ok closer

Battler 2

You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.

funny opener, solid idea

These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.

this is dope

I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.

ok

We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.

cool idea, wording maybe could've been harsher

So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you,
But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you.

nah not feeling this

You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind:
There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE.

i like the general idea but the overall execution of it misses the mark for me

cool battle, pepperspray bar was lotb imo.

v/ battler 2

Hush · 08-05-2020, 05:03 PM

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1

highs -

I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced..
You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned

mid-

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.
I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.
j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face..
silencer on the gat when I pull it..
I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets.
your crib’ll get looted when my team bang..
they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains.

lows -none

2

highs-

You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.
These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.
I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.

mid-

We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.
So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you,
But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you. MINE.

lows

You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind:
There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in

keychain would have been sick if cleaner. Might’ve changed my vote but as of now

Battler 2 wins

evaD · 08-06-2020, 08:16 AM

Aiyyooo

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.
Fire
I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.
Nice
j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.
Like this I was gonna write similar once but I forgot
I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced..
You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned.
Cool
silencer on the gat when I pull it..
I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets.
Nice
your crib’ll get looted when my team bang..
they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains.
Don’t like this

Battler 2

You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.
Haha this is cool
These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.
Fireee
I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.
Nice
We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.
Cool
So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you,
But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you.
Dont like it
You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind:
There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE.
This coulda been worded better to hit

This was nice from both. Hard to call. Both cane out the gates with double bangers but I think 2 fell off slightly mor at the end

Vote 1

UserName · 08-06-2020, 09:53 AM

Battler 1 -

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.
I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.
j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.

Battler 2 -

You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.
These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.
I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.
We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.

Both had some good shit, sucks these got paired up in the first round. This was rather close, so I'm edging it to Battler 2 for one more quotable, and the fact that the entire second half of Battler 1's verse I really wasn't feeling much. I could see this going either way, but personal preference of the style/wording/concepts is Battler 2.

V - Battler 2

Sharp · 08-07-2020, 11:09 AM

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.
this is well done but it was also well done in the last shadowboxing tourney. I'm seeing a lot of deja vu bars in this one tbh
I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.
flows really well, not bad but nothing crazy
j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.
solid
I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced..
You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned.
okay
silencer on the gat when I pull it..
I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets.
had to google pop Warner. The connection is there, but the impact is always less when I have to google it to understand the reference
your crib’ll get looted when my team bang..
they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains.
lol. Light but funny

You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.
okay
These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.
solid
I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.
cool
We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.
gonna make me fucking Google Bactrim.... I hate this trend of 'we're out of normal words to flip so let's do medicine' that we've had for the past year+... Sorry but my personal vendetta makes it hard for this to be good to me
So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you,
But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you.
solid play on the whole shadowboxing thing but something feels a little off to me
You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind:
There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE.
that's a LOT of words with EMPHASIS that is a little MUCH. Every in all caps is fine, mine is def overkill

Close AF but I have 2. I liked the peppered and who's who lines the most.

V/2

Hush · 08-10-2020, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Battler 1

Aiyyooo

you might win. you’re truly seasoned here..
battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years.
this is a dope take on the concept of the tournament, I saw a few of these but this one is well done
I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth..
at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch.
thats well worded and has the double meaning hitting on a few notes. creative...
j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace..
only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.
good jab here
I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced..
You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned.
to me this is fire
silencer on the gat when I pull it..
I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets.
ok
your crib’ll get looted when my team bang..
they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains.
nah this is kinda cringe to me. good verse but a lackluster close

Battler 2

You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool.
Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school.
this is on point
These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip,
But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch.
ok cool
I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites,
If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police.
thats dope
We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions.
But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic.
is that the medicine? ok thats cool I guess
So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you,
But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you.
nice
You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind:
There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE.
worded odd, but this is still on point

this is a hard call. both had a equally fire line. both were consistent.

I went back and forth here alot tbh. I got battler two by a slim ass margin

v battler two

Hush · 08-10-2020, 01:24 PM

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Orc · 10-15-2020, 04:35 AM

This was fire. Don’t know how I stumbled in here but glad I did. I have to go against the grain and vote for battler 1, loved the style - very creative and the wording was unique at times, I dug the style. Remote location was so fire imo. Battler 2 was fire too, who’s who was seriously dope. It is a really close battle but I got battler 1.

08-05-2020, 10:54 AM	#1
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Shadow Boxing Battle #4 Battler 1 Aiyyooo you might win. you’re truly seasoned here.. battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years. I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth.. at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch. j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace.. only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face. I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced.. You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned. silencer on the gat when I pull it.. I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets. your crib’ll get looted when my team bang.. they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains. Battler 2 You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool. Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school. These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip, But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch. I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites, If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police. We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions. But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic. So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you, But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you. You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind: There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE. __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-05-2020, 11:41 AM	#2
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	you might win. you’re truly seasoned here.. battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years. ok opener I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth.. at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch. cool concept, could've been executed better j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace.. only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face. cool I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced.. You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned. wasnt feeling silencer on the gat when I pull it.. I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets. i like the idea on pop warner but the catching bullets thing has been done before your crib’ll get looted when my team bang.. they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains. ok closer Battler 2 You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool. Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school. funny opener, solid idea These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip, But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch. this is dope I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites, If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police. ok We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions. But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic. cool idea, wording maybe could've been harsher So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you, But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you. nah not feeling this You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind: There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE. i like the general idea but the overall execution of it misses the mark for me cool battle, pepperspray bar was lotb imo. v/ battler 2 Last edited by Answer; 08-05-2020 at 11:47 AM.

08-05-2020, 05:03 PM	#3
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Vote via PM 1 highs - I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced.. You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned mid- you might win. you’re truly seasoned here.. battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years. I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth.. at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch. j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace.. only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face.. silencer on the gat when I pull it.. I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets. your crib’ll get looted when my team bang.. they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains. lows -none 2 highs- You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool. Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school. These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip, But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch. I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites, If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police. mid- We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions. But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic. So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you, But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you. MINE. lows You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind: There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in keychain would have been sick if cleaner. Might’ve changed my vote but as of now Battler 2 wins __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-06-2020, 09:53 AM	#5
UserName K I N G Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 685 Battle Record: 15-10 Rep Power: 3228865	Battler 1 - you might win. you’re truly seasoned here.. battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years. I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth.. at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch. j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace.. only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face. Battler 2 - You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool. Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school. These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip, But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch. I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites, If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police. We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions. But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic. Both had some good shit, sucks these got paired up in the first round. This was rather close, so I'm edging it to Battler 2 for one more quotable, and the fact that the entire second half of Battler 1's verse I really wasn't feeling much. I could see this going either way, but personal preference of the style/wording/concepts is Battler 2. V - Battler 2 __________________ First Class

08-10-2020, 01:24 PM	#8
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Need more votes __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-06-2020, 08:16 AM	#4
evaD Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 695 Battle Record: 19-10 Champed - BA Show And Prove - Summer Classic XI Rep Power: 4156647	Aiyyooo you might win. you’re truly seasoned here.. battles where no one knows who you are? you been doing these for years. Fire I’m with your girl, fucking her mouth.. at a remote location diggin her out while you do that to the clicker stuck in the couch. Nice j/k your fat ho’s a disgrace.. only pillow talk I want from her is the screams when I put one over her face. Like this I was gonna write similar once but I forgot I'm a game-changer. varsity jock all advanced.. You were a game-changer too, crying to mommy until dodgeball was banned. Cool silencer on the gat when I pull it.. I don’t let that pop warner but you’ll both see your kids catching some bullets. Nice your crib’ll get looted when my team bang.. they all animals that take shit when they squeeze quick as them lil keychains. Don’t like this Battler 2 You ain’t a thug, just a lifelong nerd that’ll never be cool. Brags about havin’ a band on his head ‘cause he always got atomic wedgie’d in school. Haha this is cool These light jabs’ll get you socked in ya lip, But you should be used to gettin’ ya face peppered; it happens every time you talk to a bitch. Fireee I’m the king of this shit.. you’ll NEVER be in the midst of elites, If you ever made a “Who’s Who” list, you brought it with you when you snitched to police. Nice We’re talkin’ different.. you got Chlamydia and can’t get off prescriptions. But I’m working out, getting my Bactrim and you’re doing the same... at the walk-in clinic. Cool So try to disguise ya style.. bring everything with you, But the coroner STILL won’t be able to put a face to a name when this Remington hits you. Dont like it You’re swingin’ without landin’, but always keep in mind: There’s no point Shadow Boxing when EVERY punch you throw’ll always be in MINE. This coulda been worded better to hit This was nice from both. Hard to call. Both cane out the gates with double bangers but I think 2 fell off slightly mor at the end Vote 1

10-15-2020, 04:35 AM	#9
Orc Certified Mother’s Boy Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,163 Battle Record: 5-1 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 4 - GBL Season 1 - Lyric Olympics - Fight Night LXVI - Fight Night LX - Fight Night (3x) - NBL Picture Roast - Netcees Battle League (8x) - NBL Picture League - Gimmick Battle League - BA Tag Team - 1-2 Punch League - NBL Cypher (3x) - Battle Arena League - OM HOF (2x) Rep Power: 85899393	This was fire. Don’t know how I stumbled in here but glad I did. I have to go against the grain and vote for battler 1, loved the style - very creative and the wording was unique at times, I dug the style. Remote location was so fire imo. Battler 2 was fire too, who’s who was seriously dope. It is a really close battle but I got battler 1.