Wanderer 2-2 vs Bomb Bard 2-2 - BOMB BARD WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

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@Wanderer


@Bomb Bard
(post a new pic or I'll throw up last week's)

[Bomb Bard]

@Wanderer

[Wanderer]

Another lobster napkin. What is happening? Just quit all this bitch
Last 3 pics have given us Claws.. & we still can’t get to grips with ur shit
My guy WHY u so obsessed with crustaceans? I need to ask
Next time u under plastic after getting served them shells it’ll be ur last
Tho seafood does makes sense when ur shitty face is a lure
That spot’s a red beacon on ur forehead guiding fisherman into shore
Healthy people mock this unfit slob.. u should be fuckin dead
Even the athlete on that guy’s back wants to throw a football at ur head
If u are what u eat, deserts gon’ match how this geek is dressed
Wearing an oversized t-shirt to hide the fact ur built like an Eton mess
Looking like a moron. Gets food & his face just slaps in the bowl
If Dumb & Dumber had a Dumbest I’m almost certain u’d be cast in that role

[Bomb Bard]

Listen Gremlin...
Ur jus a creature w/hair! Like you only rep In The night
Thought I saw Gizmo but w/these eyes & teeth ? ur the resurrection of Stripe!
Last fight I punched ur face in! Now I’m beatin you dead
Guess I only pushed ur bottom jaw in & left 4 teeth in ur head
Your wife a shaky 2! But I get in them thighs great
She seizure cock & faints, while I hit & knock her eyes straight
Her over bite is fucked. Mouth game is dumb dude
Only thing that shines on your half of this battle? Is ur wife’s front tooth
Ur head a plant that’ll never grow! Swhy u sour ked
That body ain’t Guarding Hoes! But ur wife’s teeth could weed a flower bed
The AR is for high risk. Bel let’s get stored in a dude
I ain’t talkin about that attic above you when I put a hole in your roof

[UPN Zuch]

Plastic
Fisherman


Dumb and dumber line was a terrible bar btw just awful


Vs

Eyes straight
Flower bed

Spree didn’t write the dumb and dumber bar so he wins

Vote bomb

[evaD]

Another lobster napkin. What is happening? Just quit all this bitch
Last 3 pics have given us Claws.. & we still can’t get to grips with ur shit
Nice opener
My guy WHY u so obsessed with crustaceans? I need to ask
Next time u under plastic after getting served them shells it’ll be ur last
Wording slightly off but it’s nice
Tho seafood does makes sense when ur shitty face is a lure
That spot’s a red beacon on ur forehead guiding fisherman into shore
not sure on this one
Healthy people mock this unfit slob.. u should be fuckin dead
Even the athlete on that guy’s back wants to throw a football at ur head
Ok
If u are what u eat, deserts gon’ match how this geek is dressed
Wearing an oversized t-shirt to hide the fact ur built like an Eton mess
Lol random concept,
Looking like a moron. Gets food & his face just slaps in the bowl
If Dumb & Dumber had a Dumbest I’m almost certain u’d be cast in that role
dont like this




Listen Gremlin...
Ur jus a creature w/hair! Like you only rep In The night
Thought I saw Gizmo but w/these eyes & teeth ? ur the resurrection of Stripe!
lol nice
Last fight I punched ur face in! Now I’m beatin you dead
Guess I only pushed ur bottom jaw in & left 4 teeth in ur head
Ok
Your wife a shaky 2! But I get in them thighs great
She seizure cock & faints, while I hit & knock her eyes straight
Seizure works as a wp but the tie-in doesn’t really
Her over bite is fucked. Mouth game is dumb dude
Only thing that shines on your half of this battle? Is ur wife’s front tooth
Lol
Ur head a plant that’ll never grow! Swhy u sour ked
That body ain’t Guarding Hoes! But ur wife’s teeth could weed a flower bed
Lol
The AR is for high risk. Bel let’s get stored in a dude
I ain’t talkin about that attic above you when I put a hole in your roof
This is ok


Both had hits and misses. Bomb bard had funnier disses to me but the wp like guarding weren’t great. This is real close to me but I will decide it on who had most misses which is wanderer

Vote - bomb

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Under plastic and red beacon were cool

Eyes straight and front tooth were cool

Eyes straight LOTB

vote bomb

[Mac]

Another lobster napkin. What is happening? Just quit all this bitch
Last 3 pics have given us Claws.. & we still can’t get to grips with ur shit
ok

My guy WHY u so obsessed with crustaceans? I need to ask
Next time u under plastic after getting served them shells it’ll be ur last
nah

Tho seafood does makes sense when ur shitty face is a lure
That spot’s a red beacon on ur forehead guiding fisherman into shore
cool hha

Healthy people mock this unfit slob.. u should be fuckin dead
Even the athlete on that guy’s back wants to throw a football at ur head
mild

If u are what u eat, deserts gon’ match how this geek is dressed
Wearing an oversized t-shirt to hide the fact ur built like an Eton mess
not feeling this

Looking like a moron. Gets food & his face just slaps in the bowl
If Dumb & Dumber had a Dumbest I’m almost certain u’d be cast in that role
haha nice

vs.

Listen Gremlin...
Ur jus a creature w/hair! Like you only rep In The night
Thought I saw Gizmo but w/these eyes & teeth ? ur the resurrection of Stripe!
not getting this

Last fight I punched ur face in! Now I’m beatin you dead
Guess I only pushed ur bottom jaw in & left 4 teeth in ur head
decent

Your wife a shaky 2! But I get in them thighs great
She seizure cock & faints, while I hit & knock her eyes straight
cool

Her over bite is fucked. Mouth game is dumb dude
Only thing that shines on your half of this battle? Is ur wife’s front tooth
cool

Ur head a plant that’ll never grow! Swhy u sour ked
That body ain’t Guarding Hoes! But ur wife’s teeth could weed a flower bed
went to the wrong direction

The AR is for high risk. Bel let’s get stored in a dude
I ain’t talkin about that attic above you when I put a hole in your roof
not hitting

I feel like spree could have taken different angles at his concepts that could have been more harsher.. after seeing wanderers pic and verse I thought spree would get this but at the end I'm having wanderer with more consistency / comedy overall

[Sharp]

Another lobster napkin. What is happening? Just quit all this bitch
Last 3 pics have given us Claws.. & we still can’t get to grips with ur shit
I really like this concept but 'last 3 pics have given us Claws' reads a little awkward. Almost like I should be looking for a flip there but don't see one
My guy WHY u so obsessed with crustaceans? I need to ask
Next time u under plastic after getting served them shells it’ll be ur last
under plastic and served with shells is kind of overkill. like, is he under the sheet/bag already and you're still shooting? I can't tell what exactly you're going for
Tho seafood does makes sense when ur shitty face is a lure
That spot’s a red beacon on ur forehead guiding fisherman into shore
lol I like it but it's missing something. imo it would be stronger with just a 'it could' rather than 'it is' but that's just nitpicking
Healthy people mock this unfit slob.. u should be fuckin dead
Even the athlete on that guy’s back wants to throw a football at ur head
cool
If u are what u eat, deserts gon’ match how this geek is dressed
Wearing an oversized t-shirt to hide the fact ur built like an Eton mess
really niche reference. Had to google both Eton mess and it's pronunciation (which I think is 'Eatin'). It could be dope, but it could use more with the 'eaton'/eating aspect of it
Looking like a moron. Gets food & his face just slaps in the bowl
If Dumb & Dumber had a Dumbest I’m almost certain u’d be cast in that role
this is pure humor but isn't particularly funny


Listen Gremlin...
Ur jus a creature w/hair! Like you only rep In The night
Thought I saw Gizmo but w/these eyes & teeth ? ur the resurrection of Stripe!
alright this is the 'sharp googles things' battle of the week now.

upon googling I kind of see the connection of eyes and teeth. It's loose, but works enough
Last fight I punched ur face in! Now I’m beatin you dead
Guess I only pushed ur bottom jaw in & left 4 teeth in ur head
I like where this is coming from but since he's clearly making a face I think it'd be doper as 'after I kick your ass you'll resemble these aspects of your pic'... again, I'm nitpicking. This is okay
Your wife a shaky 2! But I get in them thighs great
She seizure cock & faints, while I hit & knock her eyes straight
simple but funny. Light because I have to think her fainting upon seeing his cock means its big? But the way your bar ended saved this
Her over bite is fucked. Mouth game is dumb dude
Only thing that shines on your half of this battle? Is ur wife’s front tooth
gone. lotb for me. I think the ? or the 'Is' is unnecessary. Could get by with one or the other
Ur head a plant that’ll never grow! Swhy u sour ked
That body ain’t Guarding Hoes! But ur wife’s teeth could weed a flower bed
“ked”
We have one entry that includes the term ked.

sheep ked noun
: a wingless bloodsucking dipteran fly (Melophagus ovinus) that feeds chiefly on sheep and is a vector of sheep trypanosomiasis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendri...ication_Device

took me too long to realize you meant 'kid', which is a stretch written out imo. The setup is weird as fuck imo. The punch itself is good. We've all seen enough 'Hoe' flips that I was about to groan midway through the bar, but you did a nice job subverting that expectation. if the setup made more sense, this would be a better bar. As it stands, this is okay for me
The AR is for high risk. Bel let’s get stored in a dude
I ain’t talkin about that attic above you when I put a hole in your roof
throwback to your week 1 verse with a really similar angle. It worked then, it works now.


idk why I'm in a detail oriented mood today. My critique doesn't look like it but I enjoyed the reads.

Wanderer had better concepts but Spree's execution was cleaner. It's close, but I think Spree takes because those punches just land more effectively to me. If I was more about concepts I'd probably give it to Wanderer because everything but his closer was workable (though no one else is googling 'Eton Mess', so that one's also kind of a bust). Close. Good battle guys

v/ Bomb Bard

[UserName]

Wand -

My guy WHY u so obsessed with crustaceans? I need to ask
Next time u under plastic after getting served them shells it’ll be ur last
If u are what u eat, deserts gon’ match how this geek is dressed
Wearing an oversized t-shirt to hide the fact ur built like an Eton mess
(giving this props even though i had to google Eton Mess, and that's saying something coming from a fat guy)

Overall not one of your stronger verses. To me, personally. Still, had it's moments.

Bard -

Last fight I punched ur face in! Now I’m beatin you dead
Guess I only pushed ur bottom jaw in & left 4 teeth in ur head
Her over bite is fucked. Mouth game is dumb dude
Only thing that shines on your half of this battle? Is ur wife’s front tooth
Ur head a plant that’ll never grow! Swhy u sour ked
That body ain’t Guarding Hoes! But ur wife’s teeth could weed a flower bed

Also, not one of your best verses this week, overall. However, that flower bed line is quite easily LOTB and I think edged the whole thing for you here. Solid effort.

V - Bard