evaD 2-0 vs Inno 1-1 - DAVE WINS

[Sharp]

Well..
Label me impressed, kids’ toys these days are straight the best
Who knew you could remove individual eyeballs on a Mr Potato Head?
alright you did Mr potato head better this week fu

Good bar
Drinking at the wheel? I don’t think that shit’s strategical
But you can prolly get let off the DUI as you clearly live in that vehicle
okay, but kind of basic delivery. The bar has a funny concept but the delivery isn't comical enough to carry it into haymaker level for me
Lookin more sweaty than that roof, hygiene tip for this wack schlub;
Maybe trade those post-work suds for the kind you find in bath tubs
funny, solid
On Dave’s level? You’re nowhere near so show some respek
Only parralels I see here are those 4 weird-ass growths on your neck
solid
That whole side’s a strange mess, his face own face just ain’t impressed
Even got the weak excuse for a soul patch tryna exit stage left
'his face own face' is probably a typo you would've noticed if your verse wasn't auto hidden. Oops. could have been done better but solid observation/decent bar
Probably shouldn’t bring it up but I do not give a single fuck;
Ear lobes are so baggy they give rounds of applause when the wind gets up
funny but light


So I'll just say it now, Dave won. Inno, this feedback is meant to be more constructive - don't take it as 'you fucked up all over' - it's a little more nitpicky than normal.

Fuck words ama break it down letter by letter for you
Cuz let’s B real homie, every one knows D is never close to a W
light and unless I'm missing something it's not really related to the pic at all. Bars like this feel like a missed opportunity to me
Ohh you claim to be a vet and you want respect? Sure!
How son? the last time you tasted a V was when you put on that shirt
tasted a V? Could probably have done something else with a V to feed it across better cause I don't think he necessarily tastes the shirt as he puts it on
Looking like you chewed that shit to bits like a nervous prick
No worries tho, cuz you winning this battle is more of a reach than you taking that pic
dope concept, but I wish you drew attention to the reflection in his glasses with the setup. If you point it out, we know what you're referencing so some people won't get it or even notice he's doing that
A boat? Rivers a perfect place to hide a body from the feds
But when I pull the tech n lick shots I won’t need water to leave you wet
pretty basic
And U gets no pussy I’m sure bitches look and say PASS!
who would want to date a Nigga who’s nose hairs literally grow into his mustache?
this is a cool observation to play with, but I would've made it more about 'the facial hair is ridiculous' than 'can't get a date'
Fuck this pussy he’s a fagot, looking like every other next door neighbor
But yo that’s fitting cuz I’m sure he’s about as soft as mr. Rogers sweater
the neighbor/Mr Rogers sweater is a dope idea but the 'he looks like a next door neighbor' is kind of a stretch to make it work

Dave was way more consistent. Inno has some quality ideas but I wanna see more stuff directly about the op's pic. That reach bar could've been line of the battle and I know you could win some of these on humor alone

V/dave