Week 5 Roast

Wanderer · 08-02-2020, 11:03 AM

Txt legend? That’s lies. Nowhere near top heads & must owe an apology
How u gonna close a gap on the greats when u can’t even shut a door properly
Look like u could be famous? fact is I’m not yet so keen
U got a touch of Slim Shady about u.. cos that’s the thinnest shadow I’ve ever seen
But yo reconstructive surgery & ur potential surely shows
Cos that’s a Sharp Tip right there & it’s still got nothing on ur nose
I’m a red blooded carnivore cos all that protein give me god-like power
U must love vegetables cos ur reppin green & that ear looks like a cauliflower
Where u from? Trailer trash redneck.. this hick ain’t the best
Don’t know about the Town on ur front but I’ll gladly put The Sticks to ur chest
This fool must be kiddin me. That face helps us determine ur wack
Pistol to ur kidney.. be a different scene when ur sideburn from the cap

08-02-2020, 11:03 AM	#1
Wanderer Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2015 Location: England Posts: 589 Battle Record: 24-33 Champed - NPL Roast Rep Power: 7457541	Txt legend? That’s lies. Nowhere near top heads & must owe an apology How u gonna close a gap on the greats when u can’t even shut a door properly Look like u could be famous? fact is I’m not yet so keen U got a touch of Slim Shady about u.. cos that’s the thinnest shadow I’ve ever seen But yo reconstructive surgery & ur potential surely shows Cos that’s a Sharp Tip right there & it’s still got nothing on ur nose I’m a red blooded carnivore cos all that protein give me god-like power U must love vegetables cos ur reppin green & that ear looks like a cauliflower Where u from? Trailer trash redneck.. this hick ain’t the best Don’t know about the Town on ur front but I’ll gladly put The Sticks to ur chest This fool must be kiddin me. That face helps us determine ur wack Pistol to ur kidney.. be a different scene when ur sideburn from the cap