07-09-2020, 08:01 AM | #1 |
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FINALS : Neighbor vs Zuch - {Neighbor Wins}
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07-09-2020, 08:52 AM | #2 |
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07-14-2020, 12:11 PM | #3 |
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Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees. Rudge1 Sorry Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me? You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
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The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up & you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang 24
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07-14-2020, 07:33 PM | #5 |
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Ok I got nowhere near me, sex offender registry, made man and curbside pickup
Vs Wall accent, crowning achievement, nostrils, long nose, and zucchini This was a close and fire battle and as much as I want to make Zuchie mine, neigh got him here with one more quotable Nobody better read my vote before voting FAGGOTS V/neigh |
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair Lol nice current punch You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me Nice nameplay You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard Nice although slightly awkward wording No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? lol fire Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me? You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly Decent personal DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph Decent Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it dont get the ref here tbh For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence Period could be considered played af but it’s flipped nicely This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal Lmao fire I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement Same as the period bar here. I loled You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona Nice You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch Lol Wayfair Nowhere near Red dot Curbside pickup Made man We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter: The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara Lmao great opener This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on Lol Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up had to google but clever & you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm Doesn’t make sense to my definition? You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose Lol nice Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils Lol.. dumb but I like it Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler Ok A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia Lol is zuch girl Russian? If so this is dope if not it’s just ok You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze Dope Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji Don’t like this My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch Ok Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang Lol nice Rouge Crowning achievements Fantasy pick Long nose Postmates This is too tight to call, both even on highlights. Neigh has a couple more I wasn’t feeling, zuch only had the bags one I wasn’t into. Same cloth bar was also kinda up there as well. If I have to pick I’ll go with zuch just for being consistently funny throughout. Props to both for this though. A pair of beautiful humans. Vote - zuch |
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fire hella quotables this was impressive I got Neigh but I enjoyed this read. makes me want to vote more props
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07-15-2020, 11:56 PM | #8 |
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair ^ haha nice current event flip say somebody do one last week but wasn't as clean You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me ^ surprised this hasn't been done to death lol cool bar You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard ^ liked this No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? ^ lmao cool Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me? You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly ^ dope DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph ^ alright cool Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit ^ first real slip up here in my eyes just don't get what bags has to do with this For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence ^ ehhh okay kinda generic This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal ^ hahaha cool I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement ^ cool stuff You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona ^ nice You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch ^ lmao cool but not closer worthy imo Neigh: We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter: The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara ^ cool idk who rudge 1 is still lol This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on ^ damn that's fire Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up ^ this was cool wp but simple ish & you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm ^ NICE okay You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose ^ dopeee Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils ^ nah didn't feel this Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler ^ decent A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia ^ damn bro lol You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze ^ okayyy Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji ^ another heater My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch ^ ehh okay Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang ^ lmao terrible mental pic but cool bar Man this was a dope battle and neither had many misses but I'd lean towards Neigh because he had HAYMAKER after haymaker and barely slipped this was dope and worthy of a finals match great job guys V/Neighbor |
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07-16-2020, 01:02 PM | #10 |
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Imma gonna go off the misses..
Okay Zuch first.. People arent liking the'same cloth' bar becoz of wording you shouldnt have used 'and' twice in the punch, but other than than that its dope. Then next its the cornhole/bags bar Which I think is dope, they just not getting that if your smashing a chick your ballbagz gonna be hittin her cornhole, I get it, Zuchs shits a bit rude..its great. Other than that.. I thought a few bars were a tad played.. the period and the home improv.. but they had good flips/wording. OK Neigh The first one thats not goin down is the silent alarm..but that works fine, it still rings even if it dont make a sound. The eggplant emoji is again fine as a nameplay, but not solid imho otherwise, I give this battle to Zuch, I think they were both fine in disses, but it came down to me in wording and rhymes...some of neighs dont rhyme as well for me, as in you can bend them to rhyme but its not natural... pipes blast off..price tag on. |
07-16-2020, 07:38 PM | #11 |
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You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze Good shit. Fire battle. I was feeling most of both verses tbh. Quotes don't do it justice, more for my vote I thought Zuch was more consistent but Neighbor had my favorite bar (Wayfair) which makes Zuch's wayfair bar hit less on the second read I'm gonna have to come back to it for a third read l8r sk8rs EDIT: third read Thought Zuch verse was more effective with the consistency. Fire from both though. Great reads. Can't remember the last time I read a 24 like battle 3 times. V/zuch |
07-16-2020, 09:21 PM | #12 |
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair LOL i think this is a cool take on the concept... not overly 'hard' but funny .. cool open You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me dooope. fresh to me and i love the subtle delivery, good np You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard 'same cloth' was a good way to deliver this.. good personal with the HOF angle plus good swag No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? lol good neighbor nameplay Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me? You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly pretty basic here but the wording is done well to make it hit.. coo personal overall DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph lol like the swag in the setup, but the punch is a no for me.. zelph/lip ideas i feel can only be done against him directly cuz they're so overdone... have to be pretty creative for me to like them so this is a miss Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit nutsacks haha, pretty cool original idea that was funny... dig it For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence hahaha period/punctuation punches have been done a lot over the years but this is a great flip imo... dont let the period stop you is jokes This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal lol made man, cheeky I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement man, Mr. Wilson or whatever his name is angles have been done a lot but again cool flip here... good subtle wordplay that was worded to hit You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona lol again, funny concpet You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch ehhh, kindy funny but for some reason this one's a bit on the corny side for me... decent close vs. Neighhh We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter: The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara ehhh, the multi/setup is a stretch for me.. this is okay This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on lol nice. neigh a killer with the 'wall' bars haha.. well done wayfair bar much diff then his.. prob prefer your attack line Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up had to loookup tbh but ya cool wordplay that is done well, good personal tie with the crew shit.. good bar & you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm dye pack with the cash bag ref was cool... ring from the waist / silent alarm coolish.... dece gunbar and angle You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose lmaooo, this is fire. dope concept Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils lol i appreciate the attempt with his football/FB stuff, but 'fantasy pick' and the fist thing just comes across corny af to me for some reason.. not feeling this one Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler Pretty cool, good hit and personal ref A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia niiice....Cash did the 'open a tab' concept sure but this was a funny flip that was well executed You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze long nose gun/face refs are pretty played but mannn this was pretty funny lol.. this was worded very well which makes me still like it even tho its a long nose gun bar Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji lol veryyy clever and funny way to deliver this... props but i dunno, key knees? i guess you can refer to something as a 'key strike' in a fight... i thought this was a reach at first to make the NP but in hindsight i think it plays... cool bar My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch Ehhh, this is cool but i feel like ive seen better Lyft bars... the 'diamond' status flip was coolish i suppose, but again it just feels underwhelming having seen the wp before... perhaps im missing a hard personal but i dont think Zuch is a lyft driver Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang haha i have a postmates concept, this was jokes and again delivered well...funny personal Yeah really solid battle boys. Fun read props to both for making the Finals. Fuckkkkk this is tough... I read it twice before voting and tbh i had Zuch winning but i'm not so sure now... in really breaking it down Neigh was actually very consistent as well...Ughh, guys this is honestly so fucking close... I still feel like Zuch was a tad more consistent overall but Neighs haymakers are probably better I can easily see either of you winning this... My gut says Zuch edged this with a bit more consistency as i think he had 2 misses to Neighs 3 or 4 and i his "misses" were slightly more enjoyable to me... Sucks someone has to lose this as you both dropped impressive 24's and matched each other with comedy and personals very well Gun to my head i vote Zuch.... love you both
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07-17-2020, 12:38 PM | #14 |
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Good battle. I'll vote much later if it's not resolved. Like many I'm not sure who won.
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07-17-2020, 01:08 PM | #15 |
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07-17-2020, 01:29 PM | #16 |
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona NeighNeigh: This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang I'm going with Zuch here, but one thing I'll give Neigh, is his verse read a lot harsher. The wording really kicks up the impact of the lines I quoted above. I also liked the gangbang line because my penis is indeed 6 inches, points for accuracy. But Zuch just had more I was feeling. Neigh lost this on consistency, if anything. V - Zuch
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tough shit....no one really lost this one but that light ya brain up shit probably swayed me. zuch had wayfair, made man, deadliest catch and some other dece shit but I got neigh w Moscow mule, zucchini, nootropics and the other non quotables being overall heavier than zuchs. Lean with neigh but zuchs fire and this was a coin flip. v neighbor |
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Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me? You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly(It’s kinda light but I fuck with it) That zelph shit played out but will always have some impact in the text battle world. Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence(This was aight I fuck with it) This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona This was a bit basic but still hit Vs This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up & you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose This also was flames Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji This was fire Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang So this was dope... I kinda rushed this as of right now I got Neigh with a few more quotables and his misses were better I’m going to read again and come back |
07-18-2020, 03:00 AM | #19 |
Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 3,227
Battle Record: 63-35
Accomplishments - 50 Wins
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Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees. Rudge1 Fuck rudge1 Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair Good current event. You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me This was ok to me, wording was cool You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard Cool, built on previous history No scope needed to screw with this phoney Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me? Cool again, better Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me? You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly Th thought u could have done this concept better DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph eh ok it's aight Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit it never seen it, aight For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence didn't care for it... This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal Liked this I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement offense helped make this not so played. You always have to pay for whores to bone ya Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona This cool You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch Slick. Actually fked w this We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter: The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara Eh, it's aight opener This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on Ok cool. 2nd wayfair bar Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up fire to me, good play & you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm Good. All worded to hit You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose Decent personal Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils ok, it's not a miss tho Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler Cool, execution helped A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia Ok, opened a tab bar I seen tho You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze ok, another nose joke Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji lol.. points for taking a risk i guess. did what u could. My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch this coo Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang Solid close Very close... two diff styles.. but to make it short i have neigh here for having slightly heavier standouts. Misses were about equal.. Zuch was consistent a but more. Neigh had a bit more complexity even in his bars that weren't the best.. V Neigh |
07-18-2020, 06:27 AM | #20 |
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ooooooooo weeeeeeeeeee i know who i'll vote for gimme a long second
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