FINALS : Neighbor vs Zuch - {Neighbor Wins}

[Adverse]

Zuch:
Your bitch Ugly, but she’s been trafficked since day care
If someone pays for her services it’s because they got catfished by Wayfair
^ haha nice current event flip say somebody do one last week but wasn't as clean

You want to be on my level but won’t go there, clearly
Your name is Neighbor? That’s ironic because you’re nowhere near me
^ surprised this hasn't been done to death lol cool bar

You ain’t a HOFer, So I’ll carry you with these crack bars
And put you in the same cloth as Cash and Orc, and bury you in my backyard
^ liked this

No scope needed to screw with this phoney
Why put a red dot on this neighbor when the sex offender registry is doing it for me?
^ lmao cool

Your career is in question, will you try to revive it beating me?
You don’t want the Answer, plus you already lose to that guy repeatedly
^ dope

DAMN this shit’s fire, I’m fucking feelin’ myself
The way people cringe when your lips are movin’ got you feelin like Zelph
^ alright cool

Im in a good mood, told Ouch go get the Jag kitted
We call your girl Cornhole now since she keeps letting Bagz hit
^ first real slip up here in my eyes just don't get what bags has to do with this

For real, your bitch is on the rag and still defenseless
She told me “don’t let the period stop you” like I’m a run-on sentence
^ ehhh okay kinda generic

This Italian ain’t Gotti, matter fact he ain’t Siegel
But he’s been a made man since 99, when sex change became legal
^ hahaha cool

I won’t lift tools kid, just know that your dome is stupid
I’m literally taking offense to this Neighbors face like Home Improvement
^ cool stuff

You always have to pay for whores to bone ya
Neigh a trendsetter, been doing curbside pick up way before corona
^ nice

You stay with a burner, for real she’s got plenty of clap
Your bitch leaves the gyno with a script that could reboot Deadliest Catch
^ lmao cool but not closer worthy imo

Neigh:
We saw you kissin a dude.. let's get down to the fact of the matter:
The only Rudge highlights you've mirrored were in ya bathroom before you added mascara
^ cool idk who rudge 1 is still lol

This's in no Wayfair.. I paid my shooters to let them pipes blast off
Watch $10K turn ya son into a wall accent they won't be able to put a price tag on
^ damn that's fire

Jumped ship at UPN & started a crew, actin like you're Christ to save us
Recruiting me was a tough pill to swallow; you got a Nootropic just to light ya brain up
^ this was cool wp but simple ish

& you ROBBED Cash, but I brought out a bag if ya gettin violent w/ arms
You can die packin a strap; I pull up & let it ring from the waist like a silent alarm
^ NICE okay

You were a crack baby.. had the shittiest parents on Earth & it shows
Your slut of a mom's only crowning achievement was somehow givin birth to that nose
^ dopeee

Wifey bitchin cuz he won't spend time w/ his newborn's got 'em so hostile
Talkin NFL on FB, but his only fantasy pick's fittin an entire fist in one of those nostrils
^ nah didn't feel this

Now you're a household name & gotta hide ya face like a coward
Ya kid don't even know his dad's a text nerd, but still feels like he's bein raised by a Prowler
^ decent

A bartender/recovering alcoholic? Please, this guy’s a sucker
Last time he opened a tab & ordered a Moscow Mule, it was his wife from Russia
^ damn bro lol

You talkin guns? I'll really grab the .38 & empty shells in the breeze
The last time you grabbed the long nose & felt it blow out ya ears, you held in a sneeze
^ okayyy

Thai clinch this fag before his girl tilts her head & deepthroats me
I'm throwin Zucchinis to the face while that ho keeps textin me the eggplant emoji
^ another heater

My team's all thieves & thugs.. if we see you? Slide for the lick
But Zuch Lyft Diamonds, too; got over 1,000 rides cuz minimum wage & DUI's are a bitch
^ ehh okay

Droppin sandwich pics in Discord ain't prepared ya to face Neigh
Last time Postmates showed up at ya door w/ 6-inchers, Frac & User were there for the gangbang
^ lmao terrible mental pic but cool bar

Man this was a dope battle and neither had many misses but I'd lean towards Neigh because he had HAYMAKER after haymaker and barely slipped this was dope and worthy of a finals match great job guys

V/Neighbor