Semi Finals: SMaSH Vs. evaD - EVAD WINS

Coop · 06-16-2020, 01:17 PM

Smash

This coulda went from a skirmish to a full brawl....now I'm finna murder this fool y'all
Cuz when I show this Davey boy... Smiths.... It's not the British bulldog
Light
If you tubed into the last round, shit was sad ...talk about an easy path
We know you gay.... You bottom right? Got put In the best position to skip an ad
I like the cleverness. I feel the skip an ad part backfired though. To me it came off like it was effortless to get past him
But you'll be dead in no time, why waste bullets from a 45
But it's no prob, compare him to spongebob just another square wit no drive
Above avg filler. Setup should've been more relevant
You can't tell the difference? I know you hear it... And y'all don't like gun bars? But you should fear it
Cuz I'll shoot his father and his son... Till they both have a Holy Spirit
Set up a little wordy but I chuckled
Didn't like my audition bar? Well all yours remedial , couldn't measure upto me in any show
So STAND UP just to get stomped by a big ass force like a ludacris video
Subpar
I'm tired of the fake niggas tactics still, bout as hard as a dafodil
you Prolly a rat.... Unable to preform good without singing like Beyonce acting skills
Wasn't feelin
And for me.... There is no need for a boast my punching power really makes me a goat
Cuz Dave could be off the weed and the coke and it still wouldn't cushion the blow
If this was intended to be kush wp, it's a reach. If not, this was ok.

Skip an ad was my favorite, holy spirit was second. You had much better wording overall than the last few battles I've seen from you.

5.5/10

VS

evaD

ima open without a punch, fuck it, just something I wanna say..
if I was in a newcomer tourney after 4 years id be fucking ashamed.
Basic but I chuckled.
I put in work to earn that capital.. what i write down is the same
this lil bitch couldn't hold down a shift long enough to type out his own name
LOTB so far
This verse inspired by Aero, dudes SC battle was a fly caper
I got a loada stories to throw you off too but mine'll be a skyscraper
The 'throw you off' part didn't work
Respect to FGR and Wanderer, but worthy he’s never been
you're only here to make up numbers, you should’ve been seeded eleventeen
Seems like a bar for SC, not this tourney.
Inc whats with these losers you keep feeding me? its like a fall-guy platter
cuz I'm a problem and you aint seeing me.....like #alllivesmatter
Above avg filler
speaking of race relations, it takes one call to mack your bitch
She pull up skrt and slides her back end out if you really catch my drift
Ok ok
so let this be a lesson man, this time you're fucked and ill warn ya
Dave roll with a Beckham gang..my Set Pieces'll curl you up in the corner
Wasn't feelin

The first two lines i liked more than Smash's best two lines. All you had to do was not fumble the rest of the verse. Mission accomplished.

6.5/10

Vote: evaD

06-16-2020, 01:17 PM	#1
Coop Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 352 Battle Record: 3-6 Rep Power: 1313635	Smash This coulda went from a skirmish to a full brawl....now I'm finna murder this fool y'all Cuz when I show this Davey boy... Smiths.... It's not the British bulldog Light If you tubed into the last round, shit was sad ...talk about an easy path We know you gay.... You bottom right? Got put In the best position to skip an ad I like the cleverness. I feel the skip an ad part backfired though. To me it came off like it was effortless to get past him But you'll be dead in no time, why waste bullets from a 45 But it's no prob, compare him to spongebob just another square wit no drive Above avg filler. Setup should've been more relevant You can't tell the difference? I know you hear it... And y'all don't like gun bars? But you should fear it Cuz I'll shoot his father and his son... Till they both have a Holy Spirit Set up a little wordy but I chuckled Didn't like my audition bar? Well all yours remedial , couldn't measure upto me in any show So STAND UP just to get stomped by a big ass force like a ludacris video Subpar I'm tired of the fake niggas tactics still, bout as hard as a dafodil you Prolly a rat.... Unable to preform good without singing like Beyonce acting skills Wasn't feelin And for me.... There is no need for a boast my punching power really makes me a goat Cuz Dave could be off the weed and the coke and it still wouldn't cushion the blow If this was intended to be kush wp, it's a reach. If not, this was ok. Skip an ad was my favorite, holy spirit was second. You had much better wording overall than the last few battles I've seen from you. 5.5/10 VS evaD ima open without a punch, fuck it, just something I wanna say.. if I was in a newcomer tourney after 4 years id be fucking ashamed. Basic but I chuckled. I put in work to earn that capital.. what i write down is the same this lil bitch couldn't hold down a shift long enough to type out his own name LOTB so far This verse inspired by Aero, dudes SC battle was a fly caper I got a loada stories to throw you off too but mine'll be a skyscraper The 'throw you off' part didn't work Respect to FGR and Wanderer, but worthy he’s never been you're only here to make up numbers, you should’ve been seeded eleventeen Seems like a bar for SC, not this tourney. Inc whats with these losers you keep feeding me? its like a fall-guy platter cuz I'm a problem and you aint seeing me.....like #alllivesmatter Above avg filler speaking of race relations, it takes one call to mack your bitch She pull up skrt and slides her back end out if you really catch my drift Ok ok so let this be a lesson man, this time you're fucked and ill warn ya Dave roll with a Beckham gang..my Set Pieces'll curl you up in the corner Wasn't feelin The first two lines i liked more than Smash's best two lines. All you had to do was not fumble the rest of the verse. Mission accomplished. 6.5/10 Vote: evaD