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Week 8: Coop (1-1) vs. evaD (0-1) - DAVE WINS
NBL Season XIV Rules Due Dates: • Verses are due FRIDAY by 11:59 PM PST. • Voting ends MONDAY ideally • Battles that lack votes may close later. • One sided battles may get closed early. • Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ • To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance Line Limit: • Min. = 10 lines • Max. = 20 lines • The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. Voting: • I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls. General Rules: • 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. • 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. • Feeding = DQ. • Recycling = DQ. • Biting = DQ. • No freeposting, swaying or bitching. • Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. • A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged. • If your opponent doesn't check in, you still have to post a verse. • Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. • If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount, and can’t post more lines @Coop @evaD
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05-26-2020, 03:58 PM | #3 |
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05-26-2020, 04:18 PM | #4 |
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But muthafucka I’m imPeckable, da fuck something from ‘coop’ gon do to me?! So Fuck you and your Plastic Scene the chrome is home but you missing one So when me Animate show up at his place you gonna see a Chicken Run He thinks gun bars are unhard but that don’t mean shit to me Browning on Both Sides when I light him up like Rotisserie He dropped a mag but what a drag. Dude could suck the fun out a balloon And he prolly ducked when he heard Royce drop that gun bar in Boom Negative shit from this irrelevant bitch, you nearly made me hate the art No show verse last week the only time your lines will make a chart And since I moved in with his mother I came to see this loser’s roots But she said it’s time I flew the coop.... so ima shoot him off the roof I’ll Butcher your Paltry verses, I’m not one to mess with man So ill exit the match with a feather in my cap just like I’m a Redskins fan Last edited by evaD; 05-27-2020 at 06:13 PM. |
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05-27-2020, 07:46 PM | #6 |
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Psss... I figured it out:
evaD ain't a legend in disguise. ALL his "ill" lines wouldn't fill ONE haiku We've been lied to: his Onlyfans are the men he's subscribed to Got an ugly bride, too. She'll do anything to get rid of this lame Leave Dave & Buster legs wide open? ..only takes a drink & some video games Dave has problems getting a rise & can't actually afford the pill cost But he thinks he'll get hard if his verses are tits up, ass cheeks, & feel soft Gave his bitch ass a pity vote & that shit he wrote? Witty? Nope... STILL lost I'd give em a knife to slit his throat, but he aint sharp-witted enough to peel floss I know your dyslexic ass loves anagrams, but you still can't see the truth How long till he realizes his girl's text: "U emailing V?" is "im leaVing U!" Ur a fuckin shame. Ppl call you "whats his name?" not cuz it's reversed, instead: it's cuz your lines only show a flash of life, like I put a shotgun to ya verse's head Call the fight, ref |
05-28-2020, 11:27 AM | #7 | |
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Negative shit from this irrelevant bitch, you nearly made me hate the art
No show verse last week the only time your lines will make a chart ^ with better wording, this could've been dope. I think for your verse, it lacked sufficiently in better wording and interesting concepts, but I'll say you can refine this style as it doesn't stretch bars. If you read up on older battles in the archives, you'll improve, but as of now, I'd say you have no quotables from that verse. Great attempt though vs. Got an ugly bride, too. She'll do anything to get rid of this lame Leave Dave & Buster legs wide open? ..only takes a drink & some video games Between this and the anagram bar, you nearly had a quotable as well. Both bars suffer from some crappy wording or weird shit like "U emailing V?", but it was a better overall attempt in my eyes. I think you fared off better in the battle, but the wording being precise is what will take you to the top. Onlyfans, Dave and Buster, etc. show how creative you can be, but doing things like rhyming "to" twice to end a punch is what hurts it overall. If you also remove some of the filler, like "I put a shotgun to your verse's head"-esque bars, it'd be a smoother overall read. v- Coop for being more consistent in his attempts, although, I found no quotables to be existent in either verse. I found his verse to be the better of the two
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05-28-2020, 12:13 PM | #8 |
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Ive got the rotisserie bar (which I thought was lotb)
and the chart bar vs. nothing. V- Dave backwards. Coop I dont get your refs for the onlyfans and Dave & buster bars.. and after that you feel off hard, the text bar was awful I got no idea what that was about. thats what I think |
05-28-2020, 12:16 PM | #9 |
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Negative shit from this irrelevant bitch, you nearly made me hate the art
No show verse last week the only time your lines will make a chart vs. evaD ain't a legend in disguise. ALL his "ill" lines wouldn't fill ONE haiku We've been lied to: his Onlyfans are the men he's subscribed to Got an ugly bride, too. She'll do anything to get rid of this lame Leave Dave & Buster legs wide open? ..only takes a drink & some video games v/ coop all around better verse more standout punches and better structure. |
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Coop had the worst and best lines of this barre Dave was consistent.. but had some ehh shit I gotta go wit the best line here and that’s cops opener Vote coo This was close tho
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You ain’t a young buck ... yous a dumb fuck//run up and get gun butted.. get all your gums bust Last edited by Victor.; 05-28-2020 at 01:10 PM. |
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05-30-2020, 04:15 PM | #14 |
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Dave - 1st and second bar weren’t terrible not great flips. Wrong side of average
Rotisserie was clean, okay/decent Royce- reference was lost on me, I get the angle but loses effect Chart felt like filler Flew the coup was an okay name play, wasn’t a fan of the flip execution Feather was kinda clever, but again I didn’t think you did much with it. Wasn’t hard, harsh or funny. 4 chicken/bird angles was a bit much for me. Rotisserie was good though. Coop- Only fans was an okay angle idea. Felt it was worded badly/confusing. Dave n buster. Was cool Pills okay angle- execution was soft though I don’t know what yougoing for with the floss bar Dyslexic bar didn’t work for me, felt fillerish Closer wasn’t good. Idk could be me but I only like the buster bar . That was above average. The rest I didn’t enjoy particularly. I had one bar from each I like. Like rotisserie more than buster though. As for the leftover 2 weak jabs to 1 aswell so I got Dave here. V/Dave |
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4-3. Browning was cool. Didnt like redskin line.
.chicken run and 0 Flew the coop were cool. Mvgt to coop tho. First two were nice. Dyslexic and closer were cool |
06-01-2020, 02:08 PM | #16 |
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4-3 coop atm needs more votes
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06-01-2020, 02:39 PM | #17 |
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That name must be regrettable - don’t know who you used to be
But muthafucka I’m imPeckable, da fuck something from ‘coop’ gon do to me?! Kinda funny but also kinda corny So Fuck you and your Plastic Scene the chrome is home but you missing one So when me Animate show up at his place you gonna see a Chicken Run wp is okay but the execution has some issues He thinks gun bars are unhard but that don’t mean shit to me Browning on Both Sides when I light him up like Rotisserie Dope He dropped a mag but what a drag. Dude could suck the fun out a balloon And he prolly ducked when he heard Royce drop that gun bar in Boom ok, im a big royce fan so I know the song well, but this is a really specific concept that's risky to take and I dont think it was strong enough to be worth the gamble since it's pretty much just verbatim the same thing royce said Negative shit from this irrelevant bitch, you nearly made me hate the art No show verse last week the only time your lines will make a chart solid And since I moved in with his mother I came to see this loser’s roots But she said it’s time I flew the coop.... so ima shoot him off the roof Idea is cool, not a huge fan of the wording I’ll Butcher your Paltry verses, I’m not one to mess with man So ill exit the match with a feather in my cap just like I’m a Redskins fan Solid, again wording could be harsher evaD ain't a legend in disguise. ALL his "ill" lines wouldn't fill ONE haiku We've been lied to: his Onlyfans are the men he's subscribed to ok opener, I've already seen the concept done a few times and this didnt really take a new angle to it Got an ugly bride, too. She'll do anything to get rid of this lame Leave Dave & Buster legs wide open? ..only takes a drink & some video games ok Dave has problems getting a rise & can't actually afford the pill cost But he thinks he'll get hard if his verses are tits up, ass cheeks, & feel soft nah not feeling this at all Gave his bitch ass a pity vote & that shit he wrote? Witty? Nope... STILL lost I'd give em a knife to slit his throat, but he aint sharp-witted enough to peel floss nah too simple I know your dyslexic ass loves anagrams, but you still can't see the truth How long till he realizes his girl's text: "U emailing V?" is "im leaVing U!" meh its okay, I've never been a fan of anagram bars. What is "V" even supposed to be in this? Ur a fuckin shame. Ppl call you "whats his name?" not cuz it's reversed, instead: it's cuz your lines only show a flash of life, like I put a shotgun to ya verse's head ok, again more on the simple side overall, dave had 2 more lines than coop which is a slight advantage, but he dropped first so it's on coop to match. I think overall browning was lotb and dave was more consistent, less misses and his concepts were stronger. mvgt dave |
06-01-2020, 06:08 PM | #18 |
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This was a cool little battle. I think Dave won it. His verse was a little wittier to me and had the two lines of the battle (rotisserie and his closer). Coop’s opener was simple and effective, but I think it fell off after that... Dave won.
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06-01-2020, 06:17 PM | #19 |
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I’ve got Dave. Smoother, more concise. Liked the Browning line. And Animate/Chicken run. I think if you stick around and manage the teething problems you’ll be up to speed fairly quick. It’s a fine line between corny and funny. I think the opener was too corny to hit. Flew the coop was low hanging fruit. Redskins was a bit better. I’d tend to drop maybe one nameplay max a verse — so it’s probably better to choose your best and use that rather than over saturating. Coop, I liked only fans. I also thought Dave and Buster was cool. After that the verse fell off imo. The ass/tits etc line was too corny. Email line was really bad. The others fell short in their execution in terms of the connections and harshness. This probably comes down to style preference, I liked Dave a little more. Vote Dave.
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06-01-2020, 06:36 PM | #20 |
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I’m not in the league so I don’t think I can vote? I just wanted to say that you’re both super handsome guys. Good genes.
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real anticipated match up, ryno stop voting |
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