Week 7 Championship Match: Neighbor (5-0) vs. Flow (4-1) - NEIGHBOR WINS BY NS

[Steve Fox]

I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours.
The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust.
I'm quoting this bar, not as a bar to count, but because it doesn't even rhyme. What the fuck is this? ^

You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played.
16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age.
"Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League.
Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3.

verse was trash overall to me. Had a bar that didn't rhyme and too many "I've got a weapon and not scared to use it" shit that isn't creative or interesting. Not enough disses, although, I liked the leg up bar. Des bar was second best in the verse, and was a bit clever.

vs.

I’m a glass half empty kinda guy. but i’ll crack a bottle for this chump
one Chardonnay’ll have him pouring out his heart like a maudlin drunk.

verse was also trash overall to me. I liked the Chardonnay bar, but outside of that, I didn't feel much. You convoluted your verse with more diss attempts, but they all failed to land, usually because of terrible execution that focused on 3 topics.

I felt LOTB went to Neighbor with the 3 count bar, and he had 2 bars to 1 over Flow, so I'll give him my vote. Both really ventured off into generic schemes and concepts for a large part of the battle, which is disappointing for a champ match. Flow's wording was all over the place, and generally led to soft punches where they didn't end up as vicious as possible. Neighbor's bars were more braggadocious, but similarly, the execution/attempts led up to dumb shit like that forced wp Tag Heuer line, which is pronounced as "Tag Hoyer"/"Tog Hoyer". Neither had an impressive showing. Also, wtf @ Coop saying the bar that doesn't rhyme is a quotable.

v - Neighbor by having 2 quotables over 1