Week 7 Championship Match: Neighbor (5-0) vs. Flow (4-1) - NEIGHBOR WINS BY NS

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

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@Neighbor
@Flow

[Neighbor]

Buenos días!

20 for the honeys?

[Flow]

20 today?

[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Flow

20 today?

How’s Friday sound?

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

How’s Friday sound?

It's a date

[Flow]

Ext @Neighbor

[Neighbor]

Granted

However, you now owe me 21 lines

Also, the use of italics is strictly prohibited & will result in an automatic DQ

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Neighbor

Granted

However, you now owe me 21 lines

Also, the use of italics is strictly prohibited & will result in an automatic DQ

Seems fair

[Neighbor]

Flow aka Jay Welsh

Bro, I should've faced Pleth in that Champ Match last week

Now you're here.. & you're British?!


Silenced MP7's.. one wrong look, I'll leave ya brains on the glass.
Fuck Letter, I should've gave Ore-Ida potato; now I gotta grab the Bangers & Mash.
You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played.
16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age.
I'm clutchin an FN, but this rusty boot knife gonna hurt the worst.
FUCK fish & chips.. you want beef; shank over the Barracuda like Surf 'n' Turf.
So take a breath 'fore this bayonet turns ya face to red chowder.
Spray from the handle wet up this Welsh faggot; he should be used to takin lead showers.
Have you hogtied in the tub.. water runnin while this Ruger 9 firing.
I'm all Overflow w/ the toaster - tryna turn his bathroom to a suicide crime scene.
I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours.
The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust.
From the Audemars' to Rolex's.. there's no tellin what my wrist's fuckin worth.
You TAG Heuer's w/ the rubber strap-on 'em, too; payin for sex & your dick doesn't work.
"Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League.
Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3.
.45 got a kick like Kung Fu; got "Flow" on a bullet w/ the Colt to his lips.
Squeezin til the plastic melts.. I'll put ya name in the Mag when I'm roasting this Grip.
My swagger's ungodly, you can't compete - I'm catchin a homi.
You're too stiff.. like a stick in the mud & I'm lookin for a place to do THAT w/ ya body.


20

[Saint]

@Flow disappointing

[Victor.]

Your a daisy

[evaD]

E

[Clutbuck]

I’ll get Flow to post

[Zaddy]

Flow has a verse, standby

[Clutbuck]

Malphunxion aka Neighbor

Fuck you Mini Paz...

How’s one-man Army of the Pharoah’s gonna come for the king?
You ain’t out Swag N Flow.. only battles you were EVER good at no longer a thing.
Supplement drinking pussy. You’re still a nerd you just juice
Go play Meteorologist... Pin-pointing your ass to roids ain’t working for you.
97% certain this dudes a Necro loving posh little faggot.
I gives a fuck if Neighbourhood. Imma terrace block off when I catch him.
You could star in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids with the size your balls
You’re Fagin from Oliver Twist. those ill-gotten Gains never enriched your life at all.
You might have taught Kung not to sleep, but this won’t even be fucking close.
‘cause Neighbors nowhere near the greatest... I live in a bungalow.
Fuck the PED’s he’s prescribed with. All it left hemisphere of who his ex has been ridin’
now ‘brain on the side’ weighs on your mind heavier than Encephalitis.
Lemme remind ‘em why no-one wanted you back, Neighbour
if I’m ‘owing twenty’ it could be worse.. like your record against Beyond at RapFlava.
You’re trash playa.. mighta won last week but you won’t match me though
You took apart Letters just for me to use ‘em this week for your ransom note.
This faggot smokes cigarettes constantly. ignoring what is to come
Malignant Tumour won’t affect him, until diagnosed with one on the lungs.
I’m a glass half empty kinda guy. but i’ll crack a bottle for this chump
one Chardonnay’ll have him pouring out his heart like a maudlin drunk.

[Coop]

Neighbor


Silenced MP7's.. one wrong look, I'll leave ya brains on the glass.
Fuck Letter, I should've gave Ore-Ida potato; now I gotta grab the Bangers & Mash.
Not much of a diss
You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played.
16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age.
Nice
I'm clutchin an FN, but this rusty boot knife gonna hurt the worst.
FUCK fish & chips.. you want beef; shank over the Barracuda like Surf 'n' Turf.
Not feelin
So take a breath 'fore this bayonet turns ya face to red chowder.
Spray from the handle wet up this Welsh faggot; he should be used to takin lead showers.
Meh @ the ending
Have you hogtied in the tub.. water runnin while this Ruger 9 firing.
I'm all Overflow w/ the toaster - tryna turn his bathroom to a suicide crime scene.
I like the creativity but the ending wasn't harsh enough. And no accent can make this rhyme well
I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours.
The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust.
Decent, simple punch, but there's no way you thought this rhymed
From the Audemars' to Rolex's.. there's no tellin what my wrist's fuckin worth.
You TAG Heuer's w/ the rubber strap-on 'em, too; payin for sex & your dick doesn't work.
Pretty sure it's "tag - Hoy - er", so not a smooth wp. Punch wording is off too
"Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League.
Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3.
Decent
.45 got a kick like Kung Fu; got "Flow" on a bullet w/ the Colt to his lips.
Squeezin til the plastic melts.. I'll put ya name in the Mag when I'm roasting this Grip.
Filler
My swagger's ungodly, you can't compete - I'm catchin a homi.
You're too stiff.. like a stick in the mud & I'm lookin for a place to do THAT w/ ya body.
Unnecessary ellipsis. Didn't like the wording, concept was straight

Decent verse. The excellently-worded age bar was the best one, didn't expect that misdirection. Flowmaster & leg up were simple but good. Overflow, tag heuer, and stick in the mud could've been reworded. You must have a weird accent.

7/10


VS


Flow

How’s one-man Army of the Pharoah’s gonna come for the king?
You ain’t out Swag N Flow.. only battles you were EVER good at no longer a thing.
I'm assuming that was a league or somethin. At the end of the day, admitting he was good at anything is weak
Supplement drinking pussy. You’re still a nerd you just juice
Go play Meteorologist... Pin-pointing your ass to roids ain’t working for you.
Above avg filler
97% certain this dudes a Necro loving posh little faggot.
I gives a fuck if Neighbourhood. Imma terrace block off when I catch him.
Above avg filler
You could star in Honey, I Shrunk The Kids with the size your balls
You’re Fagin from Oliver Twist. those ill-gotten Gains never enriched your life at all.
Over my head.
You might have taught Kung not to sleep, but this won’t even be fucking close.
‘cause Neighbors nowhere near the greatest... I live in a bungalow.
Simple. Almost TOO simple
Fuck the PED’s he’s prescribed with. All it left hemisphere of who his ex has been ridin’
now ‘brain on the side’ weighs on your mind heavier than Encephalitis.
Ok, but hemisphere is a bit of a stretch.
Lemme remind ‘em why no-one wanted you back, Neighbour
if I’m ‘owing twenty’ it could be worse.. like your record against Beyond at RapFlava.
I like the owing twenty but damn this coulda been better. And if it was better, it should've been the opener
You’re trash playa.. mighta won last week but you won’t match me though
You took apart Letters just for me to use ‘em this week for your ransom note.
Ok, but I'm quickly getting tired of the "you beat/lost to ____ last week" bars
This faggot smokes cigarettes constantly. ignoring what is to come
Malignant Tumour won’t affect him, until diagnosed with one on the lungs.
If there's a wp with malignant tumour, i aint get it. So, swing & a miss
I’m a glass half empty kinda guy. but i’ll crack a bottle for this chump
one Chardonnay’ll have him pouring out his heart like a maudlin drunk.
Ok.


Not a bad verse. Even though the first half was blah, there weren't a lot of complete misses/terrible concepts, just shit that needed cleaning up.

6/10



Age reference = LOTB

overflow, flowmaster, leg up > bungalow, owing twenty, chardonnay



Vote: Neighbor

[Steve Fox]

I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours.
The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust.
I'm quoting this bar, not as a bar to count, but because it doesn't even rhyme. What the fuck is this? ^

You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played.
16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age.
"Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League.
Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3.

verse was trash overall to me. Had a bar that didn't rhyme and too many "I've got a weapon and not scared to use it" shit that isn't creative or interesting. Not enough disses, although, I liked the leg up bar. Des bar was second best in the verse, and was a bit clever.

vs.

I’m a glass half empty kinda guy. but i’ll crack a bottle for this chump
one Chardonnay’ll have him pouring out his heart like a maudlin drunk.

verse was also trash overall to me. I liked the Chardonnay bar, but outside of that, I didn't feel much. You convoluted your verse with more diss attempts, but they all failed to land, usually because of terrible execution that focused on 3 topics.

I felt LOTB went to Neighbor with the 3 count bar, and he had 2 bars to 1 over Flow, so I'll give him my vote. Both really ventured off into generic schemes and concepts for a large part of the battle, which is disappointing for a champ match. Flow's wording was all over the place, and generally led to soft punches where they didn't end up as vicious as possible. Neighbor's bars were more braggadocious, but similarly, the execution/attempts led up to dumb shit like that forced wp Tag Heuer line, which is pronounced as "Tag Hoyer"/"Tog Hoyer". Neither had an impressive showing. Also, wtf @ Coop saying the bar that doesn't rhyme is a quotable.

v - Neighbor by having 2 quotables over 1

[UPN Zuch]

Vote neighbor.

Man these bars are long. Age reference was dope. After that it took a turn. You have some real good concepts man, but you’re stuffing the bars with too much. Simplify it. Cool verse


Flow, can’t say I felt much from you. Obviously forced a lot and maybe you were short on time. Better luck next week my dogg

[Saint]

Neighbor:

ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played.
16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age.
"Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League.
Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3.
Have you hogtied in the tub.. water runnin while this Ruger 9 firing.
I'm all Overflow w/ the toaster - tryna turn his bathroom to a suicide crime scene.

Even though I've seen the leg up concept done similar still quoted for the execution on it. Both of these were smooth & top lines of the battle.. Flowmaster was a jab, lessened due to the word choice/how you structured it.
Not a bad verse

Other guy, Malignant Tumor was a creative idea but execution was poor. Also, had a couple played ideas like chardonnay ( tho maudlin drunk saved it imo) & neighborhood. asteroids was too, actually. U failed to tie it in well. Not feeling this verse a whole lot.

Vote Neigh

[Orc]

I didn’t post that fake Flow verse for a reason

Either way, Neigh wins

AND STILL