Week 7 Championship Match: Neighbor (5-0) vs. Flow (4-1) - NEIGHBOR WINS BY NS

[Neighbor]

Flow aka Jay Welsh

Bro, I should've faced Pleth in that Champ Match last week

Now you're here.. & you're British?!


Silenced MP7's.. one wrong look, I'll leave ya brains on the glass.
Fuck Letter, I should've gave Ore-Ida potato; now I gotta grab the Bangers & Mash.
You ROBBED Des - every single punch you attempted was played.
16 lines of "old" angles & "tired" concepts; even had 1 or 2 where you referenced his age.
I'm clutchin an FN, but this rusty boot knife gonna hurt the worst.
FUCK fish & chips.. you want beef; shank over the Barracuda like Surf 'n' Turf.
So take a breath 'fore this bayonet turns ya face to red chowder.
Spray from the handle wet up this Welsh faggot; he should be used to takin lead showers.
Have you hogtied in the tub.. water runnin while this Ruger 9 firing.
I'm all Overflow w/ the toaster - tryna turn his bathroom to a suicide crime scene.
I'm into S&M; sluts bow to me, then get down on all fours.
The only bitches callin Flowmaster'd rather wrap their lips around the exhaust.
From the Audemars' to Rolex's.. there's no tellin what my wrist's fuckin worth.
You TAG Heuer's w/ the rubber strap-on 'em, too; payin for sex & your dick doesn't work.
"Upset Champion," huh? I'ma take you a peg down in this League.
Only time you had a leg up on your opponent.. was on ya back while the ref counted to 3.
.45 got a kick like Kung Fu; got "Flow" on a bullet w/ the Colt to his lips.
Squeezin til the plastic melts.. I'll put ya name in the Mag when I'm roasting this Grip.
My swagger's ungodly, you can't compete - I'm catchin a homi.
You're too stiff.. like a stick in the mud & I'm lookin for a place to do THAT w/ ya body.


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