Week 5 Championship Match: Cashius (4-0) vs. Neighbor (3-0) - NEIGH WINS

[White LGI]

Vote- neighbor

This was actually a really good battle....

I liked Neighbors opening 6 a lot....the cuck line was funny as hell to me....I liked the human being line as well.....

Good verse

.Cash was solid....lliked the wavy arms and Jerry apartments lines ..

I like comedy in battles and I enjoyed neighbors verse more

Good battle guys

[Adverse]

Neigh:
Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
^ I really like this. Dope opener

Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.
^ lol funny

You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
^ not too harsh imo

& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
^ i liked this wordplay here

I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.
^Wasn't feeling it so much

Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
^issokay. Not too heavy a punch

On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
^ nice approach fresh liked it

You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.
^ meh kinda a miss imo

You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
^a lot going on here but it was a decent hit

ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.
^ nah

Cash:
You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch
If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit
^ decent opener

He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers
I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS
^ this seems kinda below your paygrade but it's okay for what it is

The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention
Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention
^ nice one here

Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual
I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical
^ Wasn't feeling too much

You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face
Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate
^ okay

Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb
Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him
^ see what you were trying to do but nah

Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It
^ good concept but execution faltered imo

How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping
The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading
^ yeah feels played but it was okay

Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with
It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment
^ i like this

This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try!
‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’
^ ehh light

Overall both of you guys dropped some dope lines and had a couple misses but I thought Neighbor kept it more consistent and won this one. Just my opinion but i can see cases for either one winning. Good battle worthy of the champ match

V/Neigh

[Cashius]

Well that escalated quickly. Good battle, brother.

Looking forward to an Answer vs. Neighbor battle in the next few weeks.

[Blue Bayou]

Dope battle fellas....props to both

7-4 Neigh wins