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Week 5 Championship Match: Cashius (4-0) vs. Neighbor (3-0) - NEIGH WINS
NBL Season XIV Rules Due Dates: • Verses are due THURSDAY by 11:59 PM PST. • Voting ends Sunday • Battles that lack votes may close later. • One sided battles may get closed early. • Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ • To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance Line Limit: • Min. = 14 lines • Max. = 20 lines • The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. Voting: • I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls. General Rules: • 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. • 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. • Feeding = DQ. • Recycling = DQ. • Biting = DQ. • No freeposting, swaying or bitching. • Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. • A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged. • If your opponent doesn't check in, you still have to post a verse. • Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. • If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount. @Cashius @Neighbor |
Hello, old friend
I'm thinking 20, but cool w/ whatever G'luck |
My guy...
Here’s the plan. You write 20. I’ll write 14. You post your worst 14. Cool? |
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Have fun searching the Archives for personals ;) Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash. Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash. Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you. Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues. You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort. Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth.. & if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country. So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy. I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title. I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles. Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands. Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land. On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being. I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen. You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit? Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes. You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL. We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill. ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure. Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer. G’luck |
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Welcome back, Zachary... You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate Quote:
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Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try! ‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’ |
Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash. Fresh angle on a cash flip and well executed, well-worded. All around dope 9.5/10 Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you. Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues. This is funny and it's a good personal, the only caveat I have is is just that the general idea of equating a 3-way and a 3some is too played for this to be a full-on haymaker. 8/10 You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort. Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth.. This is a step down for me. the whole interpretation of 40 acres and a mule is literal regardless of which angle you're looking at here. 7/10 & if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country. So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy. For me, this lacked some kind of x-factor that makes it a true haymaker, but it's still a fresh flip on the amish angle, decent wp, and well executed. 8.5/10 I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title. I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles. This is another one of those bars that read off like it's a chore to execute properly, but this does clear my wordplay passability test both phonetically and from an execution standpoint. It also gets points for being an original concept. 8/10 Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands. Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land. I like the general idea but it's more basic than I generally prefer and I think you could've taken a slightly different angle that lands harder. 7/10 On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being. I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen. I'm interpreting this as a wordplay on Cashius/***hes, and I was actually thinking of doing a ***he wordplay not too long ago. If so, this is a cool idea. I would point out that ***he is a small type of computer memory and not exactly the same thing as AI or machine learning, but I don't really expect voters or battlers to need an in-depth understanding of CS concepts for a rap battle. Decent bar and good concept overall, but some technical issues with it hold it back just a bit. If I'm overthinking this and it's just a literal "You're a hollow person equivalent to AI" without the ***he angle, then I'd probably rate this a bit lower, but I'm giving you the benefit of a doubt. 8/10 You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit? Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes. I think the set-up could've been directed a little bit more toward the idea of him and his wife fighting, but overall this is funny/witty. 8/10 You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL. We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill. I'm assuming the general idea has been done before, but I thought this was a good approach to the angle and the word/execution was all done well. 8.5/10 ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure. Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer. The wordplay is barely scraping by on my passability standards because of the way the name canseco is emphasized and the way covid is. That being said the execution is done well, decent personal, funny. Just not crazy about the wp 8/10 80.5 / 100 => 80.5% You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit Funny, decent personal. Does a decent job of setting the tone, but it's a bit basic for my personal preference 7.5/10 He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS Eh, I think you could've done more with the cough drop idea. The angle is fresh, but the general swallowing/sucking idea is old as time and I just don't think the end payoff was worth it. 7.5/10 The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention This is cool, no real complaints other than I think you could've extended this idea and done more with it to make it stronger 8/10 Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical Not really a fan of the wordplay because there's a missing syllable in the pronunciation of Efron and if I try to picture myself saying "F her on" even in the laziest fashion possible, I don't think it would slur together that naturally. Otherwise, the execution and wording are on point, funny concept with a good personal 7.5/10 You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate I would've preferred if you said something other than "Levels" since I don't think that conveys the idea of a tray ceiling well. The wordplay is good, general execution is good apart from that. 8/10 Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him Kinda funny. Wordplay is cool, execution is decent though there are things I can nitpick. I do think the general idea of attacking neigh for fanboying someone would be hard to turn into a full-fledged haymaker. 8/10 Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It Not much to pick apart, I like this concept and the execution is good 9/10 How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading The concept here is cool but I think the wording and execution takes this up a notch. 9/10 Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment Eh, I appreciate the idea because it's fresh but it just didn't resonate with me. It's not bad, but I feel like the wording here is a bit awkward. 7.5/10 This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try! ‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’ Won't lie, it took me a second to get this one. I think maybe the wording could've been done better but the overall idea is fresh as fuck. 8.5/10 80.5/100 => 80.5% This is honestly a tough battle to vote on. I've looked at both verses multiple times and I think they're neck and neck. I'll read through the verses one time and be leaning toward voting for Neigh and read them again and lean toward Cash. I felt like Neighbor was overall more consistent throughout. Not gonna lie, when I first started reading cash's verse I thought neighbor was gonna run away this because cash started off kind of slow for me, but by the end of the verse he had a bunch of strong hits that redeemed himself. I think LOTB was capital one, followed by the neighboring and 1 to the side of your head tied for #2. I know I nitpick over a lot of little things in bars, but you're both top tier competitors and 2 of my favorite writers here, and it's difficult for me to really discern a winner even when I break down every little detail. At the end of the day, I think this is gonna be a matter of personal style preference which I understand is a very subjective thing. I'm more of a metas person and I'm generally a fan of less is more/quality control when it comes to wordplay. I think they should be used sparingly, and when they are used they should be executed seamlessly. I think cash's style is a little bit more in that direction, and ultimately I think that's where I'm leaning with my vote. MVGT - Cashius also if you're wondering what the random word "***hes" is in my vote, netcees censored each time i wrote "c.aches" idk why |
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"Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash. Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash." "& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country. So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy" "On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being. I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen" "You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL. We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill. ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure. Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer." Cashius: "He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS" "You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate" "Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him." "How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading" Good battle, favorites above are damn near evenly dope. But imo neighbors other lines I didn't quote are better than Cashius' lines I didn't quote. Vote - Neighbor |
Sheesh ok let’s do this
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overall and good shit from both. It’s a close one.. I’m going to edge this to cash for consistency. I was feeling more from his by a hair with the exception of his closer which went over my head Vote - Cash |
Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash. FIRE Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you. Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues. lol cool You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort. Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth.. damn, he said how you gon' hate negros and have a plot of land meant for plantations. Fun fact mulatto is originally a spanish word derived from a mule. So it enhances this for me. & if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country. So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy. cool, like this not as heavy as the opener but slick I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title. I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles. nah this one seems lazy execution wise compared to ur previous bars. Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands. Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land. not bad here On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being. I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen. Fire You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit? Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes. nah You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL. We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill. nicccceee ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure. Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer. not digging this one Welcome back, Zachary... You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit This is ok nothing harsh here. He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS Cool The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention Fire Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical "that cringe quite unusual" is a weird way to word it. Forcing it for a multi eh, the efron part isn't really working as intended for me. I like the concept tho You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate niceee Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him Cool liked this one Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It not feeling this one How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading played concept worded extremely well, it hits for me tho Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment lol nice This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try! ‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’ naw I got wavy by a hair here, this can go either way. But for me I liked the new flips on cash's name which is always hard to pull off and seem original. Cash was fire and it sucks how UPN treated him cus he is dope for sure. Good fucking match. v/ neigh |
This is why I don't stop. Props to both
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Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash. -Cool Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you. Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues. -Fire You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort. Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth.. -Funny & if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country. So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy. -Went over my head, first time. Dope I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title. I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles. Nah Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands. Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land. Nah. On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being. I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen. Lol, eh. Not feeling it. You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit? Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes. -Decent Personal You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL. We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill. Wording hurt you here ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure. Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer. nah Started FIRE but kinda slowed down a bit. You just randomly pop up fishing for compliments...That’s extra soft, you bitch If we REALLY wanted you back we would’ve posted a top 10...and left you off the shit LOL, funny opener. He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS -Eh, okay. The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention LOL. I like it. Is it date rape or sex w/ a minor?! Either way...that cringe quite unusual I dunno what drugs Zac Efron...But she’s young enough to binge High School Musical Eh not feeling it. You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate -Not feeling this one here, but okay wording Quote:
Holy shit did you love the dude...to have him back this bitch would give up a limb Had to stop voting...cuz every time ‘Beretta’ verse he was WISHING it was by him Not bad. Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It -No How’d you get your hair that short, bro?! Regardless...the homey gon’ be gaping The Attachment put ‘1 to the side of your head’...now your barber ain’t the ONLY one who’s Fading -Decent Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment -Not familiar with it. This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try! ‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’ Eh no DAMN. Good title match up. I am giving this one to Cash, tbh. I thought his approach was way more personal and a bit more aggresive. If Neigh would have been JUST A TAD more consistent than he would have to take this. Probably has the LOTB too. But I am giving to the one who to stuck to the right formula and just executed his piece a bit better as a WHOLE Vote Cash |
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This was dope. Gotta say....i enjoyed reading Neighs verse more. His personal angles on him were refreshing. Had 3 I wasn't fond of, technically written well though. Cash had heavy hits that stuck out to me which are hard to not count. I think same number i wasn't feeling...hard to pick a winner. After review Vote - Cash |
I'm not going to break this down bar by bar just simply cus they were all dope tbf. I debated on this a while but in the end the opening bar by neigh swung it for me for simply being a really fresh nameflip on cash I hadn't seen or even considered. Neigh had some nice personal angles as well which I enjoyed an whilst cash may or may not have had some I maybe missed due to lack of knowledge on neigh I have to swing it that way based on the personal touch an the fresh name flip. Dope battle though fellas was worthy champ match material and could see it going either way
Vote neigh by the slightest of margins |
Neigh gets this with his consistent verse. Cash had LOTB with the barber line but that was literally all he had. Neighbor had quite a few cool bars and it was enough.
Vote Neigh |
Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash. You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort. Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth.. & if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country. So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy. Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands. Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land. On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being. I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen. You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL. We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill. Vs. He’s been screaming “HOF!” ‘til his Throat Sore...but dude can’t fuck w/ his peers I don’t understand why that Halls so hard to swallow...you’ve been Sucking for YEARS The number of times this nerd raps about guns...It’s too ludacris for me to mention Call you Inflatable Tubeman. If we see Wavy Arms...he just doing it for the attention You even making a champ match makes me want to straight peel in your face Faggot, I’m ‘levels above you’...so, it’s only right I have the Tray Ceiling your fate Sex life: Awkward. It always has been...Ya game was just weary to start with It’s all laughs when Neighbor Slides in an Opening...Like Kramer in Jerry’s apartment This comeback has been a flop. You better stop it, brother...Try! ‘Ber, please...These Return Keys make us hope you NEVER ‘Drop Another Line’ Some really dope lines, also some misses. Had neighbor with 4 misses & cash with 5 misses. voters are scared to keep it real based off names & reps. for example: neighbors 3-way tissue line & cashs barber attachment fading line were funny, dope & worded well if those concepts weren't done to death so those were misses for me Vote- neighbor |
5-4 Neighbor atm
Will remain open a few more hours |
Neigh
Opener, lotion n tissue, net worth, computer screen and counterfeits the bill. Had some dope lines but also had some that were worded awkward for me. Consistent all around though. That closer was a stretch. Cash Opener, sucking for years, wavy arms, ceiling fate, only one who’s fading. I thought this was a close match from beginning to end. Each had some haymakers and tbh it to much filler from both. This is tough cuz I could give it to anyone tbh. I think I got neigh tho, I felt like he kept it more consistent which is the X factor in these close matches with 2 quality opponents. Dope battle and thanks for the read Neigh |
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