Week 3: Blue Bayou vs Universe (UNI WINS)

Blue Bayou · 04-09-2020, 11:13 PM

this quarantine’s EASY. it’s nothin’ chillin in the house n’ stuff
your girls been asking me to stay inside for yearsss…soon as i’m about to nutt
yeahhh i go crazy in the bedroom cuz my nuts is thicc
you don’t go haywire…its more like haywire you limp & cant fuck the bitch
bro i didn’t request to battle you. chump i been the real heir'
but i’ll definitely be pushing for you next week...i'll feel bad once ur in a wheelchair
pussy i’m an actual millionaire. fly all over from Peru to the Keys
& while my jettison motion i wish Inno passed a rule that banished u from the league
his ex told me they had pool sex. this fools flex REEKED like a dork n’ shit
said the whole time she was in the waterboard & described the sex after as torturous
always callin me out angry talkin bout some lead & a pump..
only thing i gather from that...is all ya body parts 'fore i head to the dump
it’s not that shit never goes his way. i’m not lying guys it’s the truth
his plans backfire its cuz he’s too pussy to look a man in the eye as he shoots
you date a busted old hag. what the fuck you bragging for?!
acting community wasn’t surprised at all when her tits won the SAG award
Blue Bayou the vile king. killin each & every guy u'll bring
brothers daughter shot...even Denise gettin wet up like Wild Things
i roll in DOUGH dawg. board knows my cheese the hardest
you roll indo too...but we all know your weed is garbage
of course i'll win this. you're damn right, man i truly bar..
the wrestle take care of itself knowing that we have this Uni Tard
high maintenance for me means another hot blonde i’m letting ride da knob
high maintenance for Uni means another shitty shift at his hydro job
the bad guy. mad fly - yeah i smash guys
act live i’ll straight up give you the business like your dad died
i thrive when the going gets tough. hands on site i’ll finish a hoe
when push comes to shove, who cares.. Uni ran away minutes ago

Universe · 04-10-2020, 12:25 AM

LOL!

Brilliant. I'm 2-0 now AND got to enjoy that Uni-Tard line (which was the best flip of my name I've ever seen.)

Cheers, Chad. You ever want to do this for real you know where to find me... :)

04-09-2020, 11:13 PM	#1
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,098 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502335	this quarantine’s EASY. it’s nothin’ chillin in the house n’ stuff your girls been asking me to stay inside for yearsss…soon as i’m about to nutt yeahhh i go crazy in the bedroom cuz my nuts is thicc you don’t go haywire…its more like haywire you limp & cant fuck the bitch bro i didn’t request to battle you. chump i been the real heir' but i’ll definitely be pushing for you next week...i'll feel bad once ur in a wheelchair pussy i’m an actual millionaire. fly all over from Peru to the Keys & while my jettison motion i wish Inno passed a rule that banished u from the league his ex told me they had pool sex. this fools flex REEKED like a dork n’ shit said the whole time she was in the waterboard & described the sex after as torturous always callin me out angry talkin bout some lead & a pump.. only thing i gather from that...is all ya body parts 'fore i head to the dump it’s not that shit never goes his way. i’m not lying guys it’s the truth his plans backfire its cuz he’s too pussy to look a man in the eye as he shoots you date a busted old hag. what the fuck you bragging for?! acting community wasn’t surprised at all when her tits won the SAG award Blue Bayou the vile king. killin each & every guy u'll bring brothers daughter shot...even Denise gettin wet up like Wild Things i roll in DOUGH dawg. board knows my cheese the hardest you roll indo too...but we all know your weed is garbage of course i'll win this. you're damn right, man i truly bar.. the wrestle take care of itself knowing that we have this Uni Tard high maintenance for me means another hot blonde i’m letting ride da knob high maintenance for Uni means another shitty shift at his hydro job the bad guy. mad fly - yeah i smash guys act live i’ll straight up give you the business like your dad died i thrive when the going gets tough. hands on site i’ll finish a hoe when push comes to shove, who cares.. Uni ran away minutes ago __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip Last edited by Blue Bayou; 04-10-2020 at 07:57 PM.

04-10-2020, 12:25 AM	#2
Universe Everything's Connected Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: Niagara Falls, Canada Posts: 1,001 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - Guerrilla Writing League(2x) - GWL Picture challenge(2x) - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 10178706	LOL! Brilliant. I'm 2-0 now AND got to enjoy that Uni-Tard line (which was the best flip of my name I've ever seen.) Cheers, Chad. You ever want to do this for real you know where to find me... :) __________________ ..Passed the Present and Future..