I love Nate Diaz and I'm pretty sure i'd beat you all up

[Ouch]

Originally Posted by sraL

what’s ur bar fight record, Ouch?

think I was 49-0 at one point

pretty sure I could punch a hole through ur cranium if it came to hands

I've only been in a few bar fights before, actually 3 that I can remember.. and those aren't fights. Tons of people in the way and all that, I never was arrested for them though. The one I remember the most is when I got slumped in an applebees in downtown super ghetto memphis I was talking to this semi fat but still good looking nurse still wearing her scrubs. And there was the bar but there was a see through glass thing and some guy was mean mugging me so I quickly ran around and he hit me before I could say anything perfect and my legs locked up dropped and got back up.

Only bar fight I can remember losing, and there was no damage a good placed feather could have knocked me down.