SC Round 3: Cashius vs Answer - [Answer wins]

[Inno]

Summer Classic IX

Rules

• Due Dates:
  Verses are due SUNDAY
  JULY 14TH, 2019 @ 11:59 PM PST.
  Check Ins are not due this round, as there are officially no more replacements.
  Battles that lack votes may close later.
  One sided battles may get closed early.
  Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.
  
  
  Line Limit:
  Min. = 12 lines
  Max. = 20 lines
  The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 20 lines
  
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  Feeding = DQ.
  Recycling = DQ.
  Biting = DQ.
  No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
  Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
  Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
  If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@Cashius @Answer

[Answer]

Your call for the bar count. Good luck, sir

[Cashius]

I’m thinking 14-16.

Good luck.

[Cashius]

Originally Posted by Answer

Lisp confirmed
Ears confirmed
Deaf confirmed
Video confirmed
Choke confirmed

Originally Posted by Answer

Stand Up Comedy album "Alan Pysnack - Dicks out for Dobby" available on itunes, amazon, pandora, spotify, tidal, etc. etc.

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times

[Answer]

7 hours later..



holy shit do u really try..

What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy

[BodySnatcher]

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
decent opener, jokes.
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
I fuck with it
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
lip lines. Good bar tho
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
this is solid
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
lolol
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
wow
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
yikes


What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
str8 opener
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
I want to like it but idk how I feel about bleating in the field
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
lololololoool
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
fire
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
fire again
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
this is a dope concept but idk about plastic part in connection with slugs
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy
not a bad closer, cool tie ins

Cashius verse was pretty damn good start to finish. Couple bangers too. Straight jokes too. No real low points. Good shit.

Answer had a couple bars I wasn't sure about but the concepts were nice. He also had a few bangers that I really fucked with as well. I couple ups and downs in his verse but it was still a good one.

I got Cashius here. Good shit fellas. Dope read.

[John Dillinger]

Originally Posted by Cashius

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
Cool
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
Nice again
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
Tight
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
Ain’t feeling as much as your others so far, but not bad
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
Lol
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
Tight
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
Lol dope

Originally Posted by Answer

7 hours later..



holy shit do u really try..

What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
Cool opener
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
Nahh
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
Not bad
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
Nice nice
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
Tight
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
Cool
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy
Aight

This was pretty close, both came with it, both had their ups and downs

How I had it for the more harder hitting bars was

Cashius:

Calories
Read Lips
90%
Looking for answers
Closer

Vs

Answer:

Picnic
Vending machine
Arrested development
Rings


How I would have it here is Cash 5-4 but like I said both brought it but I think if Answer started stronger and did more with his closer he would take it but Cashius was a lil more consistent with some nice bars. Vending machine line was fire tho from Answer

Good read

V/ Cashius

[Flow]

cash
opener was ok for a lol but its simple, i enjoy the angle though - lost points cus it didnt rhyme
calories was a nice idea but didnt work both ways
read lips was solid personal
answer ring works but again didnt feel it the other way
lol
lol nasty
nice closer but given the angle an how much you aimed st it i want it nastier. like that last bar which was probably my fav

vs
answer

very your style an i enjoyed it
i got it but meh to me
lol ok
clever and fresh cash flip
very nice
another nice one
lol enjoyed the reference

i think answer was the fresher dude her an had some cool new concepts i enjoyed. cash wasnt as consistent sn really took the one angle here but i love s nssty personal tbh an when he did it right it was beautoful. but one or two were not as crestive or as cruel as the angle allowed

bloody tight battle.
personal haymakers vs consistent and fresh

its a coin flip but im going to give answer the W but cash the lotb with the body looking for answers god bar lol nasty as fuck

vote answer barely

[Wanderer]

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
alright. Well worded personal
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
I’ve done a calorie wordplay before but I like your angle on it so again, decent
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
Dope
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
Nice
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
Nothing special and getting tired of personals
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
Not feeling
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
It’s well worded but minor sting and bored of deaf personals

Vs

What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
Had me 100% on board with the set up and then the punch was weak...
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
lol. Kinda fresh, I like it
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
Fire
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
Dope shit
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
Ok
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
Nice
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy
I fuck with this, nice closer
[/QUOTE]

I feel they both had one iffy bar but Answer takes this for me. Dude went in on the rest of his verse. I enjoyed the read more. Cashius went hard but I do get tired of personals

V/Answer

[Zuo]

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
lol ok
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
calories wp is played
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
nice
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
pretty cool here
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
alright
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
dope
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
ehh, I like where you were going but didn’t like how it was finished


3 good
2 ok
2 misses


Vs



What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
good angle but the bar felt like it needed more, still an ok bar though
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
this is different, I like it. Cool
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
lol ok
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
nice
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
never seen the show, had to look it up, cool bar
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
this would be crazy but the plastic gun connection is a no go
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy
never seen the movie, had to look it up. I liked it, cool closer


4 good
2 ok
1 miss


Very dope battle here, I’m glad I went to sleep knowing I’d be able to vote this morning. Cash came with the usual variety of material, ranging from good personal usage to some genetics, and a blend. Well done. Answer surprised me, I didn’t read his verse last week but from what I’ve seen I didn’t think he’d be able to drop at this caliber. Answer only had 1 Miss in my eyes and it was barely a miss tbh but I can’t let plastic guns slide. Close battle and can go either way but I liked answer just had a great verse in my eyes and cash was a slight step down from it.


Vote Answer

[Clout]

Originally Posted by Cashius

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off

Nah

That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach

Dope

Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life

Lol ouch

You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls

Cool, solid shot.

Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them

fucking fire.

Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way

lol, solid

Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times

brutal.

Originally Posted by Answer

7 hours later..



holy shit do u really try..

What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too

Solid, open

Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field

Nah

You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic

LOL nice

This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in

I like the punch creative, hated the set up.

AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development

Not bad

I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head

nah

Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy

I like the concept not the wording though, feels unfinished as if you struggled with wording it.

I got cashius here, it was close its just like everyone predicted its hard to really write for cashius. There's very few personals out there besides the "racial slur SC verse" he dropped on Karaoke. Both had a bar i disliked but cashius had the harder hits. I do like how creative answer is i think if he had personals on cashius, then Answer would've walked through him imo. but cash had the better scathing verse.

/v The white boy whose female relative is getting this negro weener.

[Inno]

@Killing Spree @Cred @seth @Sharp @Allen Knight @Barcotic

Anyone else let’s close this shot already it’s tied

[Sharp]

got you in the morning

[Dope girl]

Concept- Cash
Opener-Cash
Closer - Answer
Personals- Answer
Punchlines- Cash

Both so dope to me
I enjoyed reading both
I'll go with Cash
reasons
His verse more creative compare to answer

[Sharp]

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
light but good
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
solid
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
decent
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
kinda funny
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
mean lol
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
okay
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
light






What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
okay, nothing great
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
not a huge fan
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
gone lmao
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
dope wordplay
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
dope
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
idk I I would've preferred a convoluted setup involving 3d printed/plastic guns but this does kind of miss something for me
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy
nice


This is close as fuck, but I have answer with the heavier hits. Vending machine, arrested development, and cop's number did it for me and while cash was dope, he didn't match the personal heat - hard to do with answer - even though his comedian bar was sick too

Dope battle

V/answer

[Aero]

Cashius:

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
light
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
light
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
lol dig it
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
Cool
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
Saw this coming from a mile away though
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
light
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
Cool

Jokes are not your thing. You're more of a creative puncher. Verse was cool but more could've been done with the deaf angle and I thought you were the person to do it.


Answer:


What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
light & preductable
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
No way
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
LOL
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
Bang Bang
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
Haven't seen the show and I'm not looking up this specific reference EVER
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
Could've been dope if the set up included a reference to you having to use a plastic gun instead of metal. What a wasted opportunity.
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy
Belongs in a swag & flow verse


You had good concepts but your delivery leaves a lot to be desired.






I don't know who wins this battle I will say I enjoyed Answer's verse more but it's about who has the better overall verse so let me do it based on points.


Cashius - 16.9
Answer - 17.1


Answer

[Saint]

This was very close to me. I went back n forth. Cashius was pretty consistent as usual...had some cool deaf jokes w/ the Answering Machine, Read Lips & Looking for Answers bars were all good...but by the time i got to the second to last bar I was tired of the angle already. Harshness does edge battle but i feel It could be Cash underestimated him a bit and thought dialing in the deaf angle would coast em past tbh he usually has more creative angles that don't hinge on one topic. Answer had some lows but that Vending Machine was lotb to me, never seen that flip so being up to & coming from a somewhat outsider was impressive.. i thought. closer cool concept ok wording. Black personal was good lol. Bleating was eh ok. Opener was an OK personal, jab. Plastic rings needed better setup. Too close. But after reading, I lean more to Ans for his variety. Good batt

VOTE Answer

[Sinacog]

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off

Good. Nice one.

That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach

Good.

Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life

Good.


You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls

Good.

Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them

Good.


Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way

Good.

Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times

Good.

What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too

Okay.

Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field

Cool.

You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic

Nice.


This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in

Cool.

AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development

Okay.

I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head

Cool.

Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy

Cool.

V/ Cashius

[Quill]

Originally Posted by Cashius

A comedian who sounds like a literal retard?...Don’t tell me it’s actually facts, my dog
Bro, you could have the WORST jokes in the world....people would STILL be laughing their asses off
This was ok. Light personal jab.
That .40 stick to my ribs. I don’t check if it’s loaded...just aimin’ and dump it
Either it’s an empty calories gonna have something go straight through his stomach
This was a pretty solid bar. Well scripted. I fucks with it.
Verse wise Zelph dropped a banger last round...but this faggot’s are definitely light
We’d all prefer to Read Lips...while you’re FORCED to do that for the rest of your life
Another light personal jab. Your definitely trying to work that angle.
You hold the ‘matic? No! But Cashius?... Bet I be lickin’em off
The only time AnswerRing Machines is because a girl NEVER picks up his calls
The punch was fire. The set up hurt it a bit cause the rhyme threw me. Still a nice concept, just lost some momentum.
Doesn’t seem to let the deaf shit get to him...This weird guy is a gentleman
It’s not that the jokes don’t bother you...you just don’t hear ninety percent of them
The third deaf angle, and probably the most cliché. Still, it's worded effectively enough to register as a jab.
Give a fuck if he handicapped. When the cops search for him...it’s takin’em days
A body? They’ll be Looking for Answers...like him asking God why he made him this way
This didn't quite do it for me. Kinda feels like beating a dead horse.
Girls are constantly throwing numbers at me...Best believe I’ve dealt with dimes
Only time HE gets a bitch to holla at him is because she’s had to repeat herself three times
This was cool. The comedic execution worked for me.

Originally Posted by Answer

7 hours later..



holy shit do u really try..

What u gonna do with all those personals when the chopper literally fucking kills u
U spend ur whole life searching to get a body… and ur investigator will too
This was a pretty light jab. I get that you're insinuating he has a pension for digging up personals, but the flip seemed lazy. Fleeting jab.
Faggot hiding ur info to win text battles, get personal - I’ll show this geek this shit is real
U wanna be the GOAT so bad how bout I feed u these pellets & leave u Bleating in the field
This was ok. Bordering on corny. But it's text, so I guess that's a line we all walk. Jyst didn't gave much sting for me.
You beating Zelph was a foregone conclusion, shit was practically scripted
We all KNOW you got that cop’s number… you use it every time u see blacks @ a picnic
Honestly, the personal aspectbof thus probably goes over my head. At face value, the punch is an okay comedic jab.
This pussy scared to pull up on the block without half his older friends
Shit, he need 10 of his team @ the vending machine.. if there’s a rough corner, Cash ain’t going in
This was fire. Well developed bar from start to finish.
AK w/ the extended clip, dump ur corpse in the sheetrock til it’s a skeleton
They’ll never find cash in the walls after that banana fire since u love arrested development
This was solid.
I’ll let the slugs bang thru ur temple, everyone on ur team wanted dead
Dump ur body in the ocean, call that marine pollution after the plastic rings on ur head
A little wordy, but still a witty jab.
Bullet thru your escalade after that long drive.. maneuver quick & crafty
The ruger tip ur caddy - Would’ve kicked Adam Sandler off the PGA Tour... my Shooter trigger Happy[
This was okay. A decent jab. Nothing heavy though.

Bar 1- Tie. Wasn't big on either. Both were light jabs.
Bar 2- Cashius. Had the better developed bar, with more sting.
Bar 3- Answer. Both had comedic personal jabs, but Cashius angle felt less fresh, due to previous bars.
Bar 4- Answer. Answering machines was dope, but vending machines bar was fire.
Bar 5 - Tie. Both were jabs that I found to be comparable in terms of impact.
Bar 6- Answer. Despite having the dirtiness, I found his concept fresher, and felt it carried more sting.
Bar 7 - Cashius. I enjoyed the closer here, as it illustrates how you could have flipped the personals of this verse in a less than straight forward fashion. Answers bar was just decent.

So as the above comparison & feed illustrates, I enjoyed this battle and found both competitors to have demonstrated some skill. After some deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that my vote goes to Answer. While both guys launched a lot of jabs, Answer had the more witty approaches. And fresher concepts.

Vote - Answer

[Aero]

7-5 Answer