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Old 02-20-2019, 05:10 AM   #5
El Muffin
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I’m Rosario Dawson in the Barrio flossing

v/ Veritas xD

I kid.. but here

I have fly rhymes, I'll leave you 'behind my bars' like apartheid
I spit game at your girl with czar lines...I have the bitch in polygamy..I've dated her five times..
(bland.. the quotations in the setup when uneccessary given its a simple play... spit game at girls w/ czar lines sounds nonsensical..no one says that. the last punch was eh & just seemed like u manifested it at the last moment. )
I heard you were a therapist; when people had problems you fed them the call
But if this shrink wants to talk to me about issues..I'll make his head get small..
(pause. I get it tho. shrink/head get small eh.. not that powerful of a hit tho..if even any)
I've seen your girl..all 'stuck up'..thinking she nice..
But she's actually ugly..yeah she can have the tip..the tip of my knife..
(nah..wack misdirection)
I spit propane with my lines..when you go 'toe to toe with me'..it's a shame you will die..
I'm about to toe tag, and 'tag Veto'..like politicians playing a game with our lives..
(fuck no. you reaching like hell. tag Veto /the game. nonono)
I heard you were having trouble with faith..will I'm a shrink now..so say..
They say you 'proved the existence of god'..well..you're battling him today..
(self glorification made even lesser becaue this verse been pretty ass up to this point)
Matter of fact..give me one of your girls..best believe she will be deep..
for heaven's sake we're a match made in heaven..I've put so much 'thick white stuff on her'..she think's she's a sheep..
(corny)
I'm a mexican poet..your girl likes my flare..one more night..and love is in the air
We're like Noah's Ark..when I gave her that wood..it's no wonder we came in pairs..
(..umm ok. far from decent but the closest thus far)
I'm suitable, bet..when I write lyrics over a flow..it's a musical threat..
Today..you're losing your breath..I'll put flowers over your casket..you're still not dying a beautiful death..
(eh close(


I’m Frodo Baggins riding dragons roasting this dim slob,
One ring fa your girl, call it giving me a Skyrim job.
(dumb setup. I saw what u did with the punch tho. interesting but not effective or anything)
I’m Scooby Doo with an uzi drew ripping you when the toolie crack
Make ya chick go against her will, she call me her Scooby snack
(meh)
I’m Solid Snake at a clam bake, blend in then cut you with art form ops
I stay up in your girl undetected, call it my cardboard box
(eh .. close to ok I guuuuuuuuuesss. not realy but yeah)
I drop lame wordplays on Thursdays, still they all lead in ya head
Ya girl says I’m too sexy for my shirt, she calls me Right Said Fred
(nah)
I’m nonconforming with a warning, that only the chosen few can do so,
I hit ya chick then leave her stranded, she calling me Robinson Crusoe
(eh ..ok)
Bruh, I’m Optimus Prime with a glock and a nine they whip like a brown slave
I get in inside your girl, open up her chest, now we call her soundwave
(huh)
I’m Rosario Dawson in the Barrio flossing, that’s a bar on gender amenity
Ya girl says I’m the man though, we call that mistaken identity
(lol @ the setup.. punch eh)
I’m Donald Trump with a violent pump, making a boarder fall,
put you in a state of emergency, they call me the border wall
(ok)

v/veritas. closest to having quotables
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